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23. recovering manic pixie dream girl. professional candle-at-both-ends burner. fan of Cool and Awesome movies. mother to 2 dumb cats @jonesybabeyboy
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Joined May 2015
the lambs:.
becoming more silent these days.
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people confused about timothee chalamet’s gender presentation are so funny. he represents one of the most common types of dudes. he’s a theatre kid and a bro. he likes sports and movies. he does bits and he can get with any woman he wants.
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this drink at chilis is so strong i’m doing this after every sip
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w my friends and someone mentioned scooby doo and one of them said “oh did you hear that casey kasem died on a beach & seagulls took his bones but then they brought them back & there were too many bones” & we were like WHAT and looked it up and it’s never happened to anyone ever.
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my friend just said “the film grain goes CRAZY in 4K” and he was talking about his copy of stepbrothers.
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every time my anxiety is bad and i have to drive somewhere i feel like him
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me when someone asks what my second favorite david fincher movie is
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talk to any male actor. half of them are going to be exactly like this.
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okay update after a lot of digging we think this is a false memory he has based on an inside joke from oney plays about crabs making a home in casey kasem’s skeleton. case closed.
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what followed were the most baffling 10 minutes of any of our lives as we tried to google this and i seriously don’t think i have ever laughed harder.
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cannot say “beetroot” or “ingredients” without immediately thinking of this
what are posts that aren’t load-bearing anywhere but your personal lexicon. like the ones that weren’t really popular but are so enshrined in your mind that you just assume they got hundreds of thousands of likes.
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@RyanLoco @JustinWhang dude that’s we’re saying he doesn’t even know what he meant i’m literally in fucking tears.
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@courtneymilan they’re clearly making fun of people who use things like ADHD and anxiety to excuse their shitty behavior.
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once again Epic Rap Battle posting, this segment is literally like a baby sensory video to me
Did you guys watch Epic Rap Battles of History or did you grow up normal.
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ozzie wanted to watch David Fincher’s new flick “The Killer” with me
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cracking up at my friend rating dune 5 stars seven separate times and then bumping it down to 4.5 on the eighth viewing
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whos got that one adventure time clip.
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is seriously no one going to ask why he’s wearing a little black evening gown.
One of the last photographs of Steve Jobs, the visionary behind Apple, captured mere days before his unfortunate passing on October 5, 2011, due to pancreatic cancer.
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maybe if i just stay in my car in front of my house forever the world will just stop.
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@Eristae @courtneymilan oh my god they’re not being used to excuse racism, the person who made the original tweet is very clearly MAKING FUN of people who DO use adhd and anxiety to excuse racism.
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guy who knows Henry Winkler as Dad from Holes & Jon Voight as the Camp Leader from Holes & Sigourney Weaver as the Warden from Holes & Tim Blake Nelson as the Counselor from Holes & Patricia Arquette as Kissin’ Kate Barlow from Holes & Dulé Hill as Sam the Onion Man from Holes.
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this was literally me when i saw 12 angry men in theaters a couple weeks ago.
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my friend’s bf’s costume… i hate gay halloween wdym you’re the You Was At The Club video
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omg i’m tired of pretending to be ashamed about it, nathan fielder is HOT.
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she held this position for about 30 seconds. new record for longest time sitting still
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i’m doing the lord’s work for our video store’s next featured section
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What's a tweet that's so canonical in your mind you make shorthand reference to it, even if people might not know what you're talking about? (I sometimes just say "uh oh y'all it's gettin' kinda hazy" expecting people to get it)
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this podcast (and eric szyszka) deserve more recognition i’m literally peeing myself and this isn’t even the first time i’ve listened to this episode @WHMPodcast @ericszyszka
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criss angel, get in contact with me. there are people in your sphere who do not have your best interest in mind. i’m the only one who can help you.
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shut up and drive being in wreck it ralph floored me.
what is the needle drop from a movie that most knocked you out in a how the fuck am i hearing this right now way. mine is when wolf of wall street started playing me first and the gimme gimmes out of nowhere.
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philip seymour hoffman’s brother gordy hoffman came to our screenwriters club to speak to us and not only did he tell a fun story about a very young PSH but he also was impressed that i was the only one there who had seen 8 1/2. i shook his hand. riding this high forever.
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remember when james cameron wanted the na’vi to hold their bow and arrows kinda like this and the archer was like no you can’t do that no one does that and he was like watch me and did it and shot a bullseye on his first try and the archer was like damn. alright fine.
‘she can shoot the bow with teeth if she wants’ is my new favourite clap back 🤣
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@Eristae @courtneymilan a joke can involve race and not be racist. this joke is at the expense of people using mental illness to excuse shitty behavior, therefore it is not racist. i understand that it’s about a sensitive subject, but no protected groups are being targeted by the original tweet.
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i speak no lies
kind of the hottest that anyone has ever looked
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i’ll love you forever.i’ll like you for always.as long as i’m living.my baby you’ll be
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wait who was gonna tell me kyle skinamarink was hot.
Gordy’s Home.Happy Halloween.Finally got to do my sexy Gordy from NOPE costume
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as much as i love jeff and troy and abed, the dean really carries community sometimes. literally everything he says has me in tears.
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superhero fatigue is even hitting my dad. we’re at the theater for across the spider-verse and the blue beetle trailer came on and when the title card popped up he just went “they’re gonna run out of insects”.
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this was not worth the bit
me when i’m in the box office and realize i left my water bottle all the way up in the projection booth
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Spoiler reviews are pouring in for The Incredible Hulk, they are all singing its praises. Marvel is finally creating a cinematic universe.
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this picture my friend took of me at quiktrip at 2am is lowkey everything
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i got a haircut but i couldn’t choose between these pics so i’m posting both💅🏻
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are straight people into hot girls in bikinis? lmk.
are straight people into this? this seems nasty lol.
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watching my sister’s dog franklin and he’s really just the sweetest guy in the world
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OH MY GODDDD JUST MAKE MORE MINDHUNTER.
A new English-language ‘SQUID GAME’ series is in the works at Netflix. David Fincher is eyeing it as his next project.
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fuck you for real.
Kansas: Ad astra per aspera ("To the stars through difficulty"). I've never understood what the stars are here. For NASA, sure. For Kansas? 2/10.
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all it took to make my vyvanse go from $360 to $30 was asking the girl at cvs if there was a coupon available.
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i literally Know that the winchesters are from lawrence i’ve always known this but still every time it’s mentioned i’m like
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cults at olathe north:.-DS kids.-AP euro kids.-yee yee brothers.-mariachi music playing from backpack speaker people.-marching band kids.-theatre kids.-student section leaders.-chamber orchestra kids.-people who wander during EHT.-student republicans.
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