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@beejohnie

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Contrary to popular belief the ‘G’ in LGBTQ+ stands for Ghosting
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give him a role in the new wicked you cowards
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help us with our list
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Tiffany Trump rewatching that video on loop so she can finally hear her dad say “I love you, you are so special”
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if god is homophobic than why did he give that twink a rainbow coat and a whole ass musical
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If BYU won’t punish non mask compliance, which was written into the honor code, then they can’t punish gay relationships 🤷🏻‍♂️
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you can take the boy out of Utah, but you can’t take the religious trauma out of the boy
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i think it was a mistake not to include martha stewart in the half time show
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don’t forget our common enemy
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I just think it’s funny that Mormons expect queers to wait their whole lives for romance and connection but can’t wait a year to go to Hawaii or Disneyland
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Am I wrong? #Chromatica
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If the football players do it it’s fine, but if I do it then I get honor coded 🙄
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the scripture is about earthquakes in DIVERSE places and Utah is pretty white so I think we’re fine
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I know this take isn’t new but I’m still shocked at all the mormons who come back from their missions still conservative or hate homeless people or fight against immigration or don’t care for the marginalized etc
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I deadass just graded an exam where the kid basically wrote “we talked about this in class so I won’t get into it” on an art history exam. Tf?
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@beejohnie
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happy pride month to these two and these two only
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when breaking dawn came out we had a combined ym/yw lesson about how twilight is porn
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why were all your friends in middle school girls?
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Me responding right away to the boy whose left me on read for days
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oh no did the byu religion professor who doesn’t have a religious studies degree have a bad take about religion
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professors 👏 didn’t 👏 radicalize 👏 me 👏 learning 👏 did 👏
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This girl I went to his go school with posted this and I literally have no words
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all i’m saying is i am not vandalizing my temple i am commissioning an artist to decorate it
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concerts should have height sections tall people in the back idc im over it
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me everyday on this dumb app
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we need to start gatekeeping tattoos and piercings like idk they are very worldly and you wouldn’t want to be worldly would you?
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avril was so right it IS a damn cold night
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Jesus ,Good Friday, 30-33 AD
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Utah’s plan for stopping the spread of corona
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if it says homophobic things, if it believes homophobic things, then its homophobic
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If you use a top sheet you’re a boomer
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girl the call is coming from inside the house
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We unequivocally condemn behavior and language that is disrespectful and hurtful. There is no place for hateful speech, or prejudice of any kind, on our campus or in our community. 1/4
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blah blah insta saw it first blah blah crop top blah blah gay
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the new Lana Del Rey McDonald’s meal looks amazing
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Provo sun, St. George moon, Salt Lake rising
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I feel like 85% of my problems could be solved by Djungelskog
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This is now an anti golf account
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This picture watched me protest then said “If you don’t like your school, why don’t you just leave?”
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pov you’re byu’s pr intern tonight
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i WASTED my twink years being mormon and wearing garments 😭
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my first moment of gay supremacy was winning the pinewood derby over all the straight boys
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This is how you pronounce X Æ A-12 Musk
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this is jolene
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119 being divisible by 17 is so disgusting to me
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there’s too many queer bitches in salt lake i’m fighting for my life trying to get these trader joe’s butternut squash ravioli
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really glad I got two degrees from an institution that is fine with losing its accreditation so they can continue to marginalize queer students
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if last night proved anything it’s that queers are so much funnier than straights
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people defend the walk to slc terminal b like it’s their toxic boyfriend like please terminal b is not going to fuck you 😭
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stop asking if it’s a bones or no bones day and start asking if you’ll get boned today
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I have friends who are heterosexual and Christian, I just don’t support it 😌
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new salt lake airport 0/5 stars for way too much walking
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@BYU no one thought you did girlie 💅🏻✨
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Who is gonna tell mormon girls that liking Diet Coke isn’t a personality trait
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Professor asks me what the point of my paper is girl idk I didn’t read it you tell me
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how to tell someone you thought of them while masturbating in a god honoring way
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will this shirt get me honor coded y/n
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Replace all racist statues with hot Lucifer
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“straight couples can’t be queer” ok explain this then
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the future liberals want
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the most homophobic thing BYU currently does is require knee length shorts
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Imagine simping for Brigham Young
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new life goal: get absolutely railed under the aurora borealis
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the sexual tension between me and starting over in a city where no one knows my name
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If god really was homophobic the we wouldn’t have such perfect protesting weather
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Spotify out here outing more people than the bully in a queer teen movie
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Y’all I emailed my advisor telling her I was sorry for missing class because of the protest and she told me she would have cancelled class had she known about the protest. I stan one professor
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a leader of the mormon church said something homophobic??? does this mean that the church and its teachings are homophobic???
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Christians see a pollution sunset and say “🙏🏻 how could you not believe god is real 🙌🏻”
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i would come out to them
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wish I could be this unbothered
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Mormons be like “Elohim as used in ancient text is both male and female” and then also say that gender is essential
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nobody: the mormons: wE weRe MisRePReSenTeD
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Provo Vigil be like
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who is using the Bible as evidence it’s not even peer reviewed
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we spent too much time arguing if it was peeta or gale when Katniss is fully a lesbian
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last tweet about this but the idea that BYU is a progressive school when students are forced to take enough religion classes for a minor but not get one is so funny to me
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you are the Baja Last person I wanted to see today
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Lmao BYU really is afraid that the gays will get over their commitment issues and date for marriage like we can get over all our trauma just like that
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Y’all sodalicious is donating 100% of its proceeds today to the National Black Chamber of Commerce. Support Black businesses and get your Diet Coke with lime from there today
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probably been done
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can I come out of my cage if I am not doing just fine?
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“you should join our gratitude social media campaign”
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Mitt Romney
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I don’t want BYU to win simply because everyone will be so annoying
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if your boyfriend won’t take you to the pumpkin patch this year I will
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just saw my ex on the dating app we met on
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maybe if we had listened to her we wouldn’t be in this mess
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“men are terrible, women should rise up shirts” coming soon
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my body is a temple* *neglected gothic church overgrown with vegetation
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Brigham Young be like All Wives Matter
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I’m not heterophobic, my brother’s straight. He just knows that he is not welcome in my home and I don’t want to hear him talk about his wife at all ever
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The Democratic Party really said you can vote for our rapist war criminal who hates minorities or the orange one
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it's time we criminalize gender reveal parties
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@danbanbam they better send that to everyone else filming on campus 😤
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just lookin for someone to do edibles and go to the aquarium with
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✨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🌈 BYU sweetie we have not forgotten about your homophobia we’ll circle back in the fall 🧚🏼💕💫
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