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2 years
it feels like every year things get worse. i dread to think what the world will be like in one trillion years
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baby adam conover: you may think ten is the highest number. but there are actually many more
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2 years
why they put the rock in jail
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5 years
when ur a clown but try to hide it
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@smokeismedicine nahhh conservatives got the pillsbury dough boy?? might need to switch sides
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2 years
here's my high speed rail map
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2 years
lol
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@lmNOTcatholic linguistic prescriptivists are NOT welcome in my bar!
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3 years
LETS FUCKING GO!!!! #MorbiusSweep
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@paynushaver its crazy how it formed with the year "1620" on the top. its like it knew when the pilgrims would land
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2 years
@halomancer1 nah the rock just did that
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2 years
im going to become the conservative rupi kaur
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2 years
Morocco? More like “mor”e s”occo”r because they are advancing quite far in the World Cup!
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3 years
"pol pot killed my entire family!" the family in question:
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@JKanderFan @sharkcartel @antieunoia @meantomatoes The Israel emoji in ur name proves the point of the person you’re trying to argue against
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@WetOilyButt he dance like fortnite emote
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@beccadagoo
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2 months
pointing out all the flaws in the ai-generated trump "assassination" image. do people seriously believe this is real?
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2 years
@lunch_enjoyer I’d pour water on it to create obsidian
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2 years
@crimsonkingzz yeah i figured. honestly a level of satire that i can only aspire to achieve
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2 years
white people when you misgender their dog
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2 years
Becca's Theory
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2 years
doing an actual spit take in the group chat
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2 years
Imagine, if you will, how good your life would be if you had a 26-year-old nursing assistant by your side. Now, replace S with N.
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@beccadagoo
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5 years
This whole thread is gold:
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3 months
animal farm was such a prescient novel. now there are millions of animal farms all over the world.
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2 years
Substance Analysis Chart (SAC) v1.0. feedback welcome
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1 year
white people when they find out there will be realistic depictions of PTSD at the function
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Cartoon Mastermind #FuckUZaslav 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇮🇱🇵🇸
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That time Spongebob portrayed an actual depiction of a PTSD episode. As a kid I was like "HOLY SHIT."
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2 years
watching dune
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1 year
No it’s not
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2 years
"i sure do love the afterlife. i hope no one measures the weight of my sins against a single feather" anubis:
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3 years
Smoking that shit that made Al Weird
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2 years
*electing presidents* ok now lets do a silly one
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5 years
@Israel you have posted cringe, you will lose state legitimacy
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4 years
worst fucking doctors office I’ve ever been to
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3 years
jim davis in 1978
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@legotrillermoth rainbowgangers goes hard
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3 months
in joker 2 they're finally going to introduce the smoker and the midnight toker
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3 years
@MoreDisneyPlus this trailer said sneaker with the hard r
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3 years
this new american flag proposal is so beautiful it will make you cry tears of patriotic joy
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@soursopokay because its the largest city in the state??
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@W_B_A_L finally a useful piece of criticism
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4 years
yo i think my gender studies professor wants me to fail
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@cullen_pipkin i based it off of population
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Heartbreaking: the guy in this picture is actually pretty nice in real life
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madison cawthorn just fucked... the fly on mike pences hair??? 2022 hitting different!
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rebecca black could have made hallelujah but leonard cohen could not have made friday
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Manhattan mini storage has the weirdest ads of all time
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2 years
Me: I won't get political Me after one drink:
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2 years
i already have "pink wood"... on my damn penis that is! yeah.
@WhyTheEnn
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THEY ARE ADDING PINK WOOD TO MINECRAFT
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@beccadagoo
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4 years
mandela effect: im pretty sure the song "lets get it started" by black eyes pea used to have a very different title...
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4 years
the Bob the Builder cover of "Mambo No. 5" was banned after 9/11 for having lyrics about building renovation
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@timerube the uk is literally the same size as manhattan
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3 years
using amazon
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the smoke of weed makes you go high
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2 years
2058. An aged Tobuscus lays on his deathbed, surrounded by his three wives and seventeen children. He closes his eyes for the last time and sees; first darkness, then redness, then whiteness.
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3 years
did you know that fortnite has added a new creature named klombus?
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her: you must be macklemore in an anti-semitic Halloween costume if you think we're fucking me:
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i bet the next epic rap battles of history is gonna be some dumbass shit like mansa musa vs jeff bezos
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lol.. this tweet didnt age well 🤪
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5 years
no gays at pride. Allies and big companies only please!
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1 year
False. The Good Doctor did not premiere until 2017.
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MANDELA EFFECT: does anyone remember Donald trump is Turkish?
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3 years
this is not ok
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@WoodyRYW @hasanthehun if you think some mild criticism is going to make your candidate lose, maybe they're not that strong of a candidate lol
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"i wont fix mr. beast's feastable display at walmart"
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You hate Henry Kissinger because of what he did to Cambodia. I hate him because he’s trans
Henry Kissinger and his man-wife. Probably both inverted.
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Heartbreaking: the guy in this picture is actually pretty nice in real life
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i must know the truth about peeing calvin
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3 years
@FalSkyWolf @polisciprofhi thanks for indicating the sarcasm level
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"When Ferb is trending, Phineas is close behind" - old sailor's expression
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@briamgilbert the d in brian david gilbert stands for "da mental health"
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@JayExci thank you famous youtuber jay exci
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joe widen
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i'm only voting for joe biden if he Gets Smooth in 2020 #getsmooth
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spongebob is on his deathbed. "i have so many regrets," he says. he reaches up towards the light. his heart monitor flatlines.
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decided to become a conservative political cartoonist
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@MaribethKuglen @brenonade you have no love in your heart and will die alone
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12-0 is crazy for one of the dumbest decisions of all time
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It's official: Mask ban in Nassau County, New York passes along party lines, 12-0 (7 abstentions). It makes wearing a mask a misdemeanor (with unclear health and religious exceptions) and gives police the power to fine people wearing a mask $1,000 and sentence them to jail time.
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3 years
stop posting stuff like this. you are twenty-one years old.
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To a frog, a lily pad is like a pub, recreational center, etc.
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@legotrillermoth no way thats colin farrell
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PETA ain’t no organization I ever heard of 😭😭that shit Lois’ husband!!
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umm @spotify what the hell??
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I’m at a wedding
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@UninspiredEnby @cullen_pipkin no?? all the big cities have stops (detroit, fresno, etc)
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graduated college 👍
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this is probably the funniest thing of all time
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Wow Arby's... not a good look. This is insane.
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3 years
smoking that shit that made me despicable
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been dreaming all night about What if Trump was Turkish... finally decided to make it a reality..
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top twelve baby names according to the 2020 census. what the hell is happening to our country??
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