my sister and aunt FT me… tell me why my aunt claimed she was blessed by God when a man on the street sold her a $20 perfume she thought was Versace. my sister looked it up and found it's from Walmart, $13.49 on clearance…

oh, and maybe not this friday (14th) either. i have plans with my crush (you know, the one with the vibrates long distances).

@MatveiMania yeah, like wtf and why my belly ???

@localburnergirl i wouldn’t mind sharing more with you

@avbebop I love seeing which ones come back to me tbh

I just wanna be his little desk pet.

@yetanotherbogey wait I thought you typed b12

@wobblymami I hope I’m #3 in line

@jimdrunknmiller both are wonderful

420 + dominating the Fortnite lobby today

@jillnochill love ur outfit

no rushing just vibes

@p____67 agreed

RT @avbebop: i gotta stop being stupid and thinking people like me as much as i like them

living the dream (it’s above 10°)