There’s nothing better than when an actor takes a nothing line and makes it hilarious based on the delivery alone. Some people truly could make the phone book funny.
@swmrs
hypocrites. the way you’ve tricked so many young women, myself included, into believing that we are safe at your shows when you KNEW you still had an abuser in your band is disgusting.
matt chapman before changing his walk up song to not like us by kendrick lamar: .211 avg, 4 HR, 14 RBI (38 games)
matt chapman after changing his walk up song to not like us by kendrick lamar: .355 avg, 1 HR, 6 RBI (8 games)
What’s a random Giants moment that lives rent free in your head?
I’ll start: (7/24/12) the catch, the throws, the call, the crowd, the old school CSN Bay Area music & graphic, it’s beautiful.
i don’t think we talk enough about his move to the bullpen in the 2012 postseason. he had two cy youngs and a ring at that point. but he accepted that it would help the team if he came out of the bullpen, didn’t complain once, and shoved all postseason long when he got the call.
list of ex-giants i hope are doing well on any given day:
- gregor blanco
- gorkys hernandez
- ty blach
- marco scutaro
- joe panik
- matt duffy
- andrew mccutchen
dave flemming is on the giants radio pregame show and he said he’s never been more glad the nationals’ broadcast booths are so high up because if they were any lower he would have thrown himself out the window after luis garcia hit the home run in the 9th yesterday 😭😭😭
just a reminder that pitchers were so scared of facing barry bonds that he was intentionally walked with such regularity that oracle (née pac bell) park started playing the chicken dance to let the fans heckle the pitcher in an organized manner.
Dave Roberts is calling it.
The Dodgers manager says the team will win the World Series this year.
"“I’m putting it out there. I’m putting it in the universe.”
it’s actually truly comical how everyone in baseball media flat out refuses to acknowledge that aaron judge’s foundation of baseball knowledge is barry bonds and the 00s san francisco giants.
sometimes i think about how mike yastrzemski was a minor leaguer for seven years and now he’s responsible for several of the most exciting giants moments in the past five seasons or so. just. he’s fucking awesome.
not to be les mis on main but do you guys fucking remember when george blagden put out that cover of i will follow you into the dark and changed the lyrics to make them about enjolras and grantaire
WHEN will a fandom get blessed like that again
She announced Mike Yastrzemski’s name the first time he went to the plate in a big-league game, and befriended LaMonte Wade Jr. and his family - Giants’ players weigh in on Renel Brooks-Moon’s departure: ‘We will all definitely miss her’ via
@sfchronicle
no like can we talk about how the russian skater included the fucking THIRTY NINE LASHES in his jesus christ superstar medley?? literally as he’s throwing quad jumps you can hear pontius pilate screaming “TWENTY FOUR!” and the whip cracking
i imagine many of the voters are just mad bc timmy is skinnier than them, shorter than them, and smokes more weed than them, and yet they could absolutely never throw a pitch this devastating.
Giants principal owner Charles B. Johnson is wading into 2022 Senate races. He maxed out a donation to GA candidate Herschel Walker, a prominent "Stop the Steal" guy. Johnson, of course, pledged to "reject and denounce" politicians espousing those beliefs
wilmer has 7 homers in 1-2 counts in his career. he was lifetime 0-fer against jansen before he hit a homer off him to win a game earlier in the year.
like okay was it LIKELY he was gonna take scherzer deep? no. but it also wasn’t likely that you were gonna take neshek deep. so.
men getting mad at phoebe bridgers for screaming and smashing a guitar on tv are gonna lose their shit when they find out about how violent some male rock musicians have been towards their romantic partners
SO WILMER CAME TO THE US WHEN HE WAS SIXTEEN YEARS OLD AND HE LEARNED ENGLISH BY WATCHING FRIENDS. HE’S USED THE THEME SONG AS HIS WALKUP FOR HIS WHOLE CAREER. HE ALMOST GOT TRADED IN 2015 AND HE CRIED ON THE FIELD BECAUSE HE THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO STAY WITH ONE TEAM YOUR W
@swmrs
also since this is getting some likes and y’all might see it, how do you all sleep at night knowing you are four GROWN ASS MEN and you gaslighted a fucking CHILD and enabled your fans to bully her? what kind of sick fucks do that?
as long as
@swmrs
attempt this pathetic comeback, i will keep reminding you that they hid an abuser in their band while making chest-beating speeches about how sexual assault isn’t welcome at their shows.
what it really comes down to is dodgers fans in disbelief that their team keeps losing to teams they view as beneath them. it reeks of entitlement and bad sportsmanship. it’s just further proof that money can buy a lot of things, but it can’t buy grit.
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@latimesopinion
: If there ever was a case for canceling the playoffs and awarding a championship to one team because it was so clearly better than all the others, the 2022 Los Angeles Dodgers would be it