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@MargBarAmerica
getting curbed by some 5’10 nyc guy. i’m not gonna say what race… he was jewish
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greedy ass
Texas grandfather, 105, to watch his 13th total solar eclipse
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OnlyFans banning porn??? GOOD!! Maybe those people can finally get a real job like ME!! A guy that copy and pastes stuff on excel for 8 hours a day
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I have never seen anything as tough as this
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This is the moment where I realized that giving my teenage brother my Spotify password was a bad idea
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DCI 2020 might be crazy but at least we know it wont be like DCI 2017
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Thinking about Die Hard and just how unrealistic it is. A cop who loves his wife??? Come on now
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NJ governor race is basically an Irish guy versus an Italian guy
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What if JFK did a press release in a wheelchair like FDR to announce he had a sex addiction. Blanket over his legs and everything
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not watching wgi finals because every world class group has a baddie that i fumbled. i will not be going through that
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He’s right. Everyone’s extremely gay now
Drum Corps used to be intense, cool, and masculine.
Around 2018 it became extremely gay.
Extremely disappointing to see. Total waste. Another institution lost.
Below: 2011 vs 2019. The people in 2019 all just look like total losers.
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As someone who’s worked in retail, I’ve been trained to actually NOT stop shoplifters because you may not know if they’re holding a weapon
If you see someone shoplifting, stop them. If the police won't stop them, you should. Don't tolerate disorder, chaos, and evil in your neighborhood
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in drum corps terms this is like in 2016 when carolina crown won visual, guard, and brass on finals night to end up getting third
Shohei Ohtani went 3-for-3 with 2 home runs and struck out 10 batters while allowing only 1 run as the Los Angeles Angels beat the Chicago White Sox, 4-2.
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Okay who is doing graphics for The Cadets this year. I just wanna talk
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@MargBarAmerica
All I saw was a neighbor checking if the packages were dropped off at the wrong door. This thread is pure paranoia lol
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You wake up from a coma. The year is 2016, August 14th, the day after DCI finals. Bluecoats receive second place. Blue Devils receive their three-peat. Your favorite corps has no plans on taking away their band hats. All is right in the world
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me watching the nyc jewish tunnel story unfold on my timeline
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Spitting on my dick when I take it out to pee at the urinal just to feel something
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drum corps couples meeting for the first time in san antonio
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I think Hymn of Acxiom should be banned from all marching band shows
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COME ON BLUECOATS
*BANG BANG*
SCORE SOME FACKING GE
*BANG BANG*
A huge thanks as always to our incredible Performance Partners who've helped us bring Change Is Everything to life. 🟥
Costuming made possible by
@stanburyuniform
Flags & Digital Scenery made possible by
@DPGPerforms
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now that bingo is out of the equation, there’s only two ways a corps can field 1) the BD model of having a for-profit parent company or 2) secret mafia/millionaire donor
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This is how I imagine spring training goes when the corps is strictly male
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When I went to the theaters to watch this movie I was five minutes late. I asked the guy next to me what I missed and he said Palpatine is back. I thought he was joking
I want a 10,000 word oral history of the line "Somehow, Palpatine returned."
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*joins highschool marching band*
Normal person: “well that was fun”
Idiot: “I should pay $5000 to do this”
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we already have a dating app for members and alumni of the marching arts. it’s called twitter
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This guy made his account last week and already made a public apology after 161 tweets. That has to be a world record or something
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My mom unpacked my bag from college and found my podcast mic. I’ve never felt so exposed
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Starting a Facebook group called Serial Killers of the Marching Arts and being surprised why everyone is mad
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i tricked a bunch of people that i did election fraud
Mental-health crisis from pandemic was minimal, study suggests
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“Wednesday”‘s Jenna Ortega reveals in an interview to Vogue that her favorite drum corps show is Cadets 2016: Awakening.
“I really enjoyed that show. I think some people are too hard on it due to their placement. It’s one of those shows that gets better with each watch”
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This dude and I have played the same amount of college football
The University of Rutgers has made the COVID vaccine mandatory to attend school and play football, therefore I have no other choice but to enter my name into the transfer portal.
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SOMEONE WAS ACCUSED OF STEALING CADETS VALOR AT DCI FINALS HAHAHAH
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When Shakespeare was quarantined he finished breath of the wild in one sitting
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I can already see the dci 2021 tweets with “rest in peace (insert name) they drove buses for 40 years and has been a long time drum corps fan”
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REGARDING INFINITY WGI:
i just wanted to apologize to everyone. i didn’t mean for it to end up like this. i was the guy that clogged the toilet at finals. i knew i should’ve asked for a plunger but i was too embarrassed. if i knew, i would’ve done a safety flush
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The Cadets alumni page posting about who the CURRENT oldest alumni is every week after the previous ones die is like that scene in Midsommer where the two eldest of the town kill themselves in tradition
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omg it worked
COME ON BLUECOATS
*BANG BANG*
SCORE SOME FACKING GE
*BANG BANG*
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Don’t understand why people ask for dog pics when they’re feeling down. Like just grow up stop being a fucking child. It’s annoying and kinda ridiculous. Anyway, feeling a bit sad today can you send cat pics? Thanks in advance
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Dudes be like “I need a gamer gf” while only having a Nintendo switch. Dude YOU are the gamer gf
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Dude boa is so crazy to me. Like I came from a New Jersey highschool band of about 200 members with 1 vis tech (lol) so I have no concept on how a high school can be that good
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the whale ?
Presenting our 2023 production, White Whale.
Repertoire, t-shirts, and more:
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Me reading her text that said “WOW I can’t believe I napped for 28 hours. I feel refreshed!!”
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I’m fucking sick. Avery used to do this me every weekend. Never forgiving her never forgetting 🖕😙🖕
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One of the most influential moments of my performing career was senior year of high school I got asked if I wanted a solo in our indoor color guard show that winter and telling them no because my mom said only gay boys do colorguard lol
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@JustinMLB
didn’t multiple women come out with similar stories? also a dropped case doesn’t mean he beat the case???
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It’s Avery’s birthday today everyone say happy birthday Avery
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scv folding has made me think about how much i fold for you aha but seriously though it’s so sad. want to watch some babylon lot videos together?
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Bluecoats 2021
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okay now that the cadets have folded what corps is gonna get all the unnecessary hate this season? my vote is BAC
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This version was so much better than what we ended up with I swear
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Someone come over. My mom just dropped off a whole container of Kirkland brand peanut butter pretzels
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Happy 3 year anniversary to all that celebrate
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If you date me we will have:
Morning sex
Regular sex
Irregular sex
Dry mouth sex
No sex
Morning sex
Morning sex
Morning sex
Just microwaved dinner sex
Morning sex
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A lot of these polls started making sense when I found out that the way they conduct these polls is they call households during the daytime. Now which age group usually 1) owns a house, 2) doesn’t work during the daytime, and 3) owns a landline?
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@CNN
2020 poll by race:
Among whites:
Biden 29%
Sanders 15%
Buttigieg 10%
Warren 8%
Harris 6%
O’Rourke 6%
Among non-whites:
Biden 50%
Sanders 14%
Warren 7%
Harris 4%
O'Rourke 4%
Buttigieg 3%
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Girls be like “he broke my heart i can’t believe this!” And the guy looks like this
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@Very__Regular
red sox twitter agreed the reece mcguire jerking it jokes were getting old a just weeks ago. afraid it’s back lmao
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If u see me come out of this quarantine with a white woman gf don’t say nothing. I will not be held accountable for what these coming weeks produce
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Performing a really underdeveloped show was awesome because “do character” meant nothing except stupid shit like this w/
@macaroninchase
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I would do the “what was I known for in drum corps” challenge but it’ll just be constant “funny and tall” “hot and beautiful” “big dick” and honestly that’s just exhausting
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About to henlo goob morning smol bean my way into some pussy I swear
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i want everyone to know i had these two tweets LOCKED & LOADED last night. i would’ve caused a tear in the drum corps universe with these tweets
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i want to publicly apologize to zac efron for making fun of how he looked when this photo was released last year. if i knew what movie you were making i would’ve stepped up and stop it. please forgive me and let me be your brother
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