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This actually rules and should not be changed or digitized in any way
🚨BREAKING: Elon Musk says that there is a literal limestone mine where they store all the US Government's retirement paperwork built in 1950 that they need to go up and down every time they want to retire someone from Federal Government. The speed in which they can retire people is limited by the speed of the elevator shaft. Yes, actually.
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@LordCarsonEsq I made the grave error of only holding my first child in my left arm (leaves my dominant arm open for task completion) and now my dominant arm is weak and she refuses to switch to let me train because she thinks my left is comfy
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@Necro_304Mav @DisavowTrump20 Same people called Trump a “reality show host” as if he was indistinguishable in business acumen to Pat Sajak
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@OnionBoy117 The math here would be good because we spend like double what we bring in, so I get 2x ROI on all of my tax dollars!
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@OnionBoy117 Walking to Iowa City or Ames and taking advantage of the colleges Free food, clothes, easy to find work. Find some dude to sublet from off the books. Resume/interview prep as a side hustle, sell bottles of water or soft pretzels outside of football games.
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@Calliope13 So much of the current nationalist/liberal divide is the refusal to believe that I literally don’t care about economic impact. I don’t care if immigrants raise GDP. I don’t care if Taylor sold hotel rooms. I will have preferences all to myself other than economic line going up
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This is giving Musk way too much credit JD actually married his kid’s Mother and is normal. Musk is a freak.
Vance is incredibly relatable to Americans with families. He just got off a long flight with his kids, clearly exhausted and in pajamas. Elon Musk and Vance are among the most powerful people on earth, yet are single-handedly normalizing children in public. Incredible.
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RT @father_rmv: Not the time. Not the place. With such a display of triviality toward the Mass, no wonder the pews are empty.
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RT @SohrabAhmari: This is the most important thing I've written in some time: It's becoming clear that Elon is using justified outrage wit…
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100% of Catholics say “Thanks be to God” after being told the Bible reading they just heard is “The Word of the Lord” Sad!
“Yes, the Bible the Word of God.” Latter-day Saints: 91% Protestants: 79% Catholics: 64% Orthodox Christians: 63% Average Americans: 60% Atheists: 2% Source: Pew Research Religious Landscape Study
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RT @jlippincott_: Army advertising went from "Sally has two mommies" to a meathead throwing around 10 plate deadlifts in the gym. I voted…
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@sourpatchlyds @Sargon_of_Akkad “How our government works” in civics class is learning about states having 2 senators, the electoral college, and checks and balances If that’s all you knew and you tried to read s headlines you’d be absolutely clueless. It’s a seperate world.
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@efisherman2 @LeadingReport We’re going after corrupt loser republicans too Wasting a trillion dollars to fight a war in the Middle East is bad even if it was a Republican
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