Interested in politics from a very young age. Living in Scotland currently-homeland of my beloved father. Libertarian, eldest son and part-time fûtbol expert.
Matching trainers aside, this friend group is taking the piss with its fat quota. A group of 7 mates should have a maximum of three fatties. This greedy gang of lardasses has FIVE fatsos in their ranks.🍔Thats over 70%. Lets hope they get some serious walking done on thier trip.
Imagine spending hours infront of your bedroom mirror practising a gay dance routine to try and impress some black guys. Get this ugly loser off my screen for good.
@crosskeysfan
Ranked from most to least normal
Gary Neville
Frank Lampard
David Beckham
Steven Gerrard
Wayne Rooney
David James
Ashley Cole
John Terry
Paul Scholes
Michael Owen
Sol Campbell
This man starting games in midfield when you have Xavi Simons on the bench is a war crime. Somehow he is only 29 depsite looking 46. Lamela, Morata and Son are all older.
@DomFarrell1986
Seko Fofana is the biggest waste. Never got to play for a big club or in the UCL despite being one of the best midfielders in Europe. At least Laporte has had years of succesful footy winning trophies and playing in tournaments for Spain.
What a beautiful exchange between an Englishman and an Indian who love the same football club. Isnt it wonderful how sport can bring people from different cultures and backgrounds together? Almost made me tear up.😌
@SeanDOlfc
Messi in WC Knouckouts:
vs Mexico 2006❌
vs Germany 2006❌
vs Mexico 2010❌
vs Germany 2010❌
vs Switzerland 2014❌
vs Belgium 2014❌
vs Holland 2014❌
vs France 2018❌
vs Australia✅
Sorry Pessi but you can only score against terrible countries. Australia= the Eibar of nations.
FFS
@BBCSport
Why do you employ this women commentator Robyn Cowen. She is horrible to listen to. Now I have to sit with radio on which is just ridiculous. Sort it.
Jonathan Ross just said we could have a British best actor winner. What an absolutely disgraceful comment.
@ITV
sack this clown. Well done to IRISH actor Cillian Murphy.
#itv
#cillianmurphy
#AcademyAwards2024
FOOTBALLER LOOKALIKES THREAD:
In this thread I will document footballing lookalikes that I have noticed through the years. Many are obscure and most of them are probably quite crap.
1. JUAN MATA/MAD TWATTER
@afcjxmes
@SeanDOlfc
Please stop using ratings apps like FotMob to back up your points. They have no validity, its so cringe and just ruins any argument you are trying to make.
@RonaldoW7_
Messi in WC Knouckouts:
vs Mexico 2006❌
vs Germany 2006❌
vs Mexico 2010❌
vs Germany 2010❌
vs Switzerland 2014❌
vs Belgium 2014❌
vs Holland 2014❌
vs France 2018❌
vs Australia✅
Sorry Pessi but you can only score against terrible countries. Australia= the Eibar of nations.
Loch Henry is straight in my top 5. This guy was honestly a fucking legend man. First Podrick now this sigma. Cast Daniel Portman in everything.
#BlackMirror