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@creepydotorg
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If Disneyland is the “happiest” place on Earth, where do you think is the “saddest” place on earth?
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I violently misunderstood what he meant by this
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UNCC students are arguing with me that they have the right to hide their COVID diagnosis and continue living their lives out of fear of “social suicide” and I’ve never been more terrified in my life
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UNCC be like: “Students, in these difficult times, we hear you. We’re committed to ensuring students have a voice, and we take your feedback seriously. Nothing will change, but rest assured your checks have been cashed and your voices will continue to be ignored. Go Niners!”
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Calling it now. UNCC kicks us off campus shortly after Nov. 3rd. Why then you ask? Nov. 3rd is the withdrawal deadline. Allows the University to lock in their money while providing the cover of “oh well we tried. Flu season is here and we want to be extra careful”
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All of America to Mitch McConnell right now
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Oh the COVID cases for State and Chapel Hill appears to be the result of off campus incidents? Well then it’s a good thing that UNCC isn’t known as a commuter school with a light rail to the heart of Uptown in the COVID hotbed of the state.
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Finals going till December 23rd? Might as well rename UNCC as “U Nearly Cancelled Christmas”
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@jaipblack Ngl it kind of says a lot about him that he’s sitting in the front row
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@BrianD1530580 You misspelled owner
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Them: "You can't hear a picture" Me, an intellect:
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Me Sunday-Friday: “UNCC has a number of issues that we need to address” Me on Gameday: “UNCC is literally the greatest school. Ever. We are literally perfect. And if you think otherwise you’re probably one of those App State losers”
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This tweet is blowing up, so I’d like to take this moment to thank David Tepper. Without your god awful micromanagement of the Panthers, this would never be possible
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Mood rn
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@dick_beekman
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Today we remember the lives of Riley, Reed, and all affected by the tragic events of April 30th. More importantly, we remember the strength and resiliency shown by Niner Nation in the days that followed. Today, like all days, we are #CharlotteStrong
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Welcome to Charlotte, where you can’t tell if those were fireworks or gunshots
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I've gotten a lot of emails with a lot of opinions on the fall, but comparing UNCC to Hogwarts is a certainly a new one
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None of this would be necessary if @AppStateMBB would simply tell us what happened
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@JakeMueller23 At this point I wish they would lol
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Every UNCC student looking for that refund right now:
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Literally nobody will ostracize you for catching COVID in the middle of a PANDEMIC. Hiding it and exposing all your loved ones to it though? Yeah that’ll probably do it.
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Gotta pay off those student loans somehow
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Squid Games: Charlotte Edition
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Prof: “why did you skip class?” Me: “I didn’t have the Zoom link because your Canvas page isn’t even published” Prof: “that’s no excuse” Me:
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UNC Charlotte: A haiku The geese are evil Craver Road walk sign is on Way too many hills
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Dick Beekman
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If a student earns a B or a C in a class that requires a C to move on, and elects to take a Pass to preserve their GPA during a global pandemic, there’s absolutely zero reason to deny them their right to continue their progression. They clearly know the material.
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Reasons 1-5 why the reopening plan for @unccharlotte won’t turn out any different than the one for UNC.
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When I was deciding on a campaign slogan I was stuck between “We Want Dick” and “Make UNCC Great Again”. Then I realized one of those was extremely classless and offensive so naturally I chose “We Want Dick”
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UNCC asking for course evaluations after this semester is a level of blind self confidence that I’ll never have
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I’m just gonna say it. A lot of people left early when you should have been supporting our team. Be a real fan.
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“Ma’am this is a Wendy’s”
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UNC- 19,117 undergrad population. Orange County COVID cases: 1,650 NC State- 23,919 undergrad population. Wake County COVID cases: 13,163 @unccharlotte - 24,070 undergrad population. Mecklenburg County COVID cases: 23,593 But yeah I’m sure it’ll turn out much different for us.
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Dick Beekman
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When @unccharlotte shuts down this fall and sends students home to an entirely online schedule with no breaks, don’t let them tell you that nobody could see this coming. Because we the students saw this coming, spoke out, and were systematically ignored.
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My future wife is going to kill me
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If @unccharlotte follows me back I will name my first born child Norm
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@soph_tank We don't deserve it
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Still in denial that classes start tomorrow
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@ColinSt49745661 Promises made, promises kept
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Dick Beekman
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I don’t trust UNCC HRL to do right by students because when I would advocate for students, the response I got back was “if they don’t like it here they can leave. We’ll find an incoming freshman to fill their spot”. Spoke absolute volumes to me as to their lack of character.
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All I’m saying is that if @unccharlotte had followed the plan developed by @UNCC_SGA that called for an online start to the semester, we would be looking like the only smart school in the UNC System right about now.
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Niner Health Check: “do you plan on coming to campus today?” Me: “no” Niner Health Check: “great! You’re free to come to campus today!” Me: “um thanks.........?”
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Parents are currently messaging me on Facebook angrily blaming me for “ruining” their incoming students freshman year. Who does that lol
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My thoughts and prayers are with whatever unpaid intern is responsible for running the @CharlotteFTBL account
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If someone from @Charlotte49ers sends me a framed picture of @BiffPoggi this place in Italy has told me they’ll hang it up in his honor
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Part of me is convinced that @BiffPoggi coming to @CharlotteFTBL is part of an elaborate scheme by Michigan football to exact revenge on App State after all these years
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If we all pretend school doesn’t start back up tomorrow, maybe it won’t
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Unpopular opinion: summer classes are far superior to fall and spring classes. No clubs, extracurriculars, or other social distractions. Only one or two classes to focus on at a time, and the profs tend to be more laid back. Y’all are sleeping on summer classes.
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When you say “students should have the choice between online and in person” what you’re really saying is “at-risk faculty and staff should be forced to endanger themselves for my convenience”
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Because most college kids have zero reason to send a professional email prior to college. Instead of criticizing them, maybe, oh idk, educate them.....?
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@barstoolecu
Barstool ECU
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What is your favorite ECU sports moment? Let’s hear it below👇🏼👇🏼
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I was accepted to @appstate twice, once out of high school and once out of the Marine Corps. I turned them down both times so that I could go to @unccharlotte . Niners >>> Mountaineers
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Do you check canvas dozens of times because you’re convinced that you somehow missed 100 assignments or are you normal?
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Buddy I was literally the Student Body President
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daniel v saunders
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@jedsportstakes Until we draft quarterbacks like Bryce Young
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Forcing all these App State fans to take another L as I refuse to let them back out of their spots in West Deck
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Laying here thinking to myself how most of the freshmen still haven’t been exposed to “Craver Road Walk Sign is On”
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And so it begins
@NinerAlerts
UNC Charlotte Emergency Management
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NinerNotice: The Mecklenburg County Health Department has confirmed an off-campus COVID-19 cluster involving eight students residing together in two private residences. These students isolated appropriately and have since recovered. ➡️
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It’s me. I’m UNCC students.
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Kimora 🌻
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Uncc students be coming for their own school so harshly 😭
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College football is a business. Like any business, you’re not entitled to support if you don’t produce. Going after your customer base after you’ve failed to produce is a bold strategy, and an embarrassing look for the university. We deserve better.
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Dick Beekman
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Actually really puts it in perspective
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Agent 49
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I don’t know John, but man, this is spot on. #BOLDrush #GOLDstandard
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Instead of eliminating spring break, I will be advocating that we preserve spring break AND incorporate mental health breaks. It’ll result in an extension of our semester by a week, but it’ll be worth the mental health relief. Just another way I’m committed to put #StudentsFirst
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All I’ve learned from Zoom University is that 90% of girls decorate their rooms by hanging up tapestries and Christmas lights
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Dudes threatening family members more than he is opposing offenses
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Coach Oz
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@NinerNuisance @49ShadesOfGreen Real Nuisance of a play. Hey wait doesn't your brother work for us?
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The incoming freshmen who are telling their peers that they will snitch on them in a heartbeat and publicly shame the hell out of them for partying give me faith in humanity
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“I brought back Big 10 football” Bro I don’t want football back. I want my grandmother back, my grandmother who died because you couldn’t handle this pandemic
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Dick Beekman
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Y’all want to praise Kyle Rittenhouse for “self defense” yet demonize Breonna Taylor’s boyfriend for firing at cops in response to an illegal home invasion? Your racism is showing.
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Dick Beekman
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Due to the continuous rollercoaster that is COVID-19, I fervently believe that UNCC students deserve pass/no credit. I have already been advocating for this, but please encourage all the underclassmen you know to #voteforDick so that I can continue doing so this year!
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Dick Beekman
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I feel like people think I hate @unccharlotte , but if I’m being 100% real I love it to death and the only reason I criticize it the way I do is because I want it to be the best University it can be
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Dick Beekman
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“Hi Sarah, I really liked the part where you talked about going to UNCC. I too go to UNCC!”
@namenlagdiwala
Namen Lagdiwala
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now what exactly am i gaining from responding to my classmate’s introductory discussion posts
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My refund check and my courses on Canvas are like my girlfriend. I don’t have a girlfriend.
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I kid you not, I am currently in Con Law learning about the First Amendment and my professor is talking about how @AppStateMBB blocked me on Twitter
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@Texanfirst33 @OUBarstool Dude's job is to literally hold people back though.....? This is like getting mad at a bouncer lol
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It’s weird to me that over 175k are dead from COVID and a lot of y’all still think this is just a big hoax
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This. Is. Why. School. Reopening. Plans. Will. Fail.
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Nicole
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someone really posted this ... I -
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At this point how can you proudly support Trump
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Five days until FDOC and none of my courses are published. I can tell my profs also like waiting until the last minute to complete an assignment.
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Dick Beekman
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I’m convinced there’s not a better group of fans in the world than die hard @Charlotte49ers fans
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Dick Beekman
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Numerous studies show there is a wide variety of benefits of living on campus. Yet living on campus is significantly more expensive than living off campus. Excessive costs are gatekeeping these benefits from low income students. Make on campus living affordable.
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Me: “huh classes start tomorrow. I should probably buy my books or something”
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Dick Beekman
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NUMBER FOUR IN THE NATION BABY LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@CBSSportsHQ
CBS Sports HQ
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The BOTTOM 25 teams in college football 👀 (Via @TomFornelli ) 1. Hawaii 2. Colorado State 3. Navy 4. Charlotte 5. Colorado 6. New Mexico State 7. Ball State 8. Bowling Green 9. UMass 10. Utah State Thoughts?
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Welcome to 2020, where students have to take to social media to cyber bully universities into not endangering the lives of students, faculty, and staff for the sake of profits
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Dick Beekman
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*professor publishes course the night before classes start* Me: “my oh my who’s the procrastinator now” 🤔
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Dick Beekman
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I helped a student out with an issue they had with their professor, and afterwards this student called me the Bernie Sanders of UNCC. I’ve honestly never felt so flattered in my life
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It’s the first day of classes and I still have no clue what’s going on in any of mine lol
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Dick Beekman
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Find you someone who makes you as happy as @BiffPoggi makes @CharlotteFTBL fans #stayhome
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Dick Beekman
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A gentle reminder that professors were thrown off by this shift online as well. They’re just as much victims of a ill-advised and failed attempt at forcing an in-person semester as students are. Be patient with them, and ask for the same grace for you, the student, this fall.
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Dick Beekman
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I hope the biggest takeaway Universities have from this pandemic is that having cash on hand is more important than, oh idk, a new hotel confrence center.
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Dick Beekman
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This break may be poorly timed but I already need it 🙃
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Dick Beekman
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I'm still going to be wearing a mask for no reason other than I don't want to look like an anti-masker
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Dick Beekman
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I absolutely applaud Chancellor Gaber for listening to the concerns of students and prioritizing the safety of all. While this decision wasn’t easy, it was the right one, and our new Chancellor has gone a long way towards restoring my faith in UNCC administration.
@ChancellorGaber
Dr. Sharon L. Gaber
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Niner Nation, a message on the path forward for @unccharlotte ’s fall semester ➡️
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@dick_beekman
Dick Beekman
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Many Republicans are likely planning on slowly and quietly walking back their support of Trump. History will continue to remember him as the racist, bigoted, sexist, orange Cheeto he is. Just know we’ll never forget what side of history you were on.
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@dick_beekman
Dick Beekman
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Unpopular opinion: if you’re an incoming freshman, you’re not getting the freshman experience regardless if we’re in person or online. There will be no parties, no tailgates, no football games regardless. At this point it’s purely a matter of safety.
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Dick Beekman
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UNCW has actual trailers for classes. I’ll never complain about Burson ever again
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Dick Beekman
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If a student knows the material, there’s zero reason to punish them for preserving their GPA for conditions beyond their control during a global pandemic
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@dick_beekman
Dick Beekman
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It’s been difficult to hold in the news, but I’m so excited for this opportunity for our student body. Extremely thankful for the generous donation that made this possible, and excited for what it means for our future
@ChancellorGaber
Dr. Sharon L. Gaber
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I am thrilled to announce the newest addition to @UNCCharlotte ’s campus, made possible by a very generous donor. The Student Outdoor Event Venue and Tailgate Park will be designed to enhance our Niners’ experience in and outside of the classroom. More ➡️
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Dick Beekman
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If only someone saw this coming and warned administrators
@ashleyrattner
Ashley Rattner
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Maybe eliminating all breaks in the semester was actually bad
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Dick Beekman
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I feel like UNCC forcing students to accept or decline tuition insurance is the closest we’re going to get to the school admitting they have no intentions to provide refunds this year
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@dick_beekman
Dick Beekman
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Since @CharlotteMBB is looking for our next head coach, I suggest we consider the head coach for @AppStateMBB . I just checked their final scores on Twitter and they’ve apparently never lost a game
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@dick_beekman
Dick Beekman
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Excited to announce my candidacy for Student Body President alongside Gabi Hitchcock! We’re excited to get to work and do great things for the Student Body!
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