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Masterchef champion 2016

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@barneyGoxfordd
Barney
3 years
See this on fb and cant stop laughing hahahahaha
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@barneyGoxfordd
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5 years
This has done me in so bad hahahahaha 2 burgers 😂😂😂
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@barneyGoxfordd
Barney
5 years
Makes you wonder where all the charity money goes when a young uk artist can go over and build one for a whole village with his own money
@SpotlightFirst_
SpotlightFirst
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UK musician, Not3s builds a water fountain in Nigeria 🙌🏾 - First of many.
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@barneyGoxfordd
Barney
5 years
You know you’re an mad alchy when you measure time in pints hahahaha
@bootlegger1974
Bootlegger
5 years
I’m taking advantage of my few weeks of freedom with a hair of the dog got a chicken in the oven it takes about 8 pints to cook Jesus wept yesterday was class with them Scottish maniacs 👌
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@barneyGoxfordd
Barney
3 years
Thats easily the shittest fry up ive ever seen wtf is that
@bootlegger1974
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3 years
Flamethrowers knocked me up a wee fry
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@barneyGoxfordd
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6 years
If i supported liverpool i defo wouldnt be laughing at that
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Just been sent this can’t stop laughin🤣 dirty Italian bastards
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@barneyGoxfordd
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@barneyGoxfordd
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3 years
Little philly cheesesteak garlic panini madness 🥩
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@barneyGoxfordd
Barney
3 years
Level on points with game in hand. The wheels are falling off that klopp party bus. Trent best rb in world? 😂😂😂
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@barneyGoxfordd
Barney
4 years
The world has gone mad
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@barneyGoxfordd
Barney
3 years
The support is useless if they actually play at the world cup
@SkySportsNews
Sky Sports News
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Germany have become the latest team to display their support for migrant workers building 2022 World Cup stadiums in Qatar.
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@barneyGoxfordd
Barney
5 years
Pete tounge hahahahahaha
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@barneyGoxfordd
Barney
4 years
How do you sleep at night knowing you tried to wreck a family asking a pregnant women for sex over snapchat? #AskTrent
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Trent Alexander-Arnold
4 years
Massive thanks for the support and reaching 1 mill followers 🤙🏽🤙🏽🤙🏽 Got some time this afternoon so gonna do #AskTrent . Get your questions in...
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@barneyGoxfordd
Barney
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Horse
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Racing Post
1 year
Sum up Constitution Hill using just ONE word 👇🚀
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@barneyGoxfordd
Barney
5 years
A year today i was in a proper bad place mentally and financially working in a job i didn’t particularly like, fast forward a year and I’m working in the queens private library doing a job i love with no mental or financial strain, theres always a light at the end of the tunnel💚
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@barneyGoxfordd
Barney
5 years
A man has got in the shower fully clothed just for a few retweets looool
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@barneyGoxfordd
Barney
5 years
Imagine admitting you’ve spent £140 on fifa hahahahaha
@R9Rai
R9Rai
5 years
"You're sad for spending £140 on 24k FIFA points it's such a waste of money" says the guy who goes to a nightclub spends £100 on alcohol trying to impress a girl £20 on a taxi home and £5 on a kebab. Both can be seen as waste. You do you I don't tell you how to spend your money.
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@barneyGoxfordd
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4 years
Someone has done me a treat here 😂😂😂😂😂
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@barneyGoxfordd
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3 years
Hahahahahahahahaha
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@barneyGoxfordd
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3 years
Hahahahahaha this page is actually bad news all i see is negativity
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@barneyGoxfordd
Barney
4 years
When we play swindon next week
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@barneyGoxfordd
Barney
4 years
Not the send off anyone would of wanted but we made the best out of it 😇 thanks for making my dad so happy Catherine you are finally free out pain RIP ❤️
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@barneyGoxfordd
Barney
3 years
Anyone that gets their phone out when it goes is a grass simple
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@barneyGoxfordd
Barney
4 years
Tomorrow we lay rest my dads partner where only 6 people are allowed to the burial with no church service at all. Horrible final goodbyes for family and friends i just hope people dont abuse lockdown easing so they dont have to be in the same situation
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@barneyGoxfordd
Barney
6 years
Fuck finishing second this England team will have anyone at that tournament fuck Neymar fuck Mbappe fuck Messi fuck Isco viva Harry Kane
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@barneyGoxfordd
Barney
5 years
Not a chance this man has a clue what brexit actually is
@Beno_ldn
Benny James
5 years
we fucked it with Brexit but we’ve smashed it with Amber and Greg #loveisland
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@barneyGoxfordd
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5 years
Hope the fbi dont knock on my door because of this tweet
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@barneyGoxfordd
Barney
4 years
If spoons opens before any other pub id still rather drink bottles of sainsburys cider in a bus shelter on my ones than go in there
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@barneyGoxfordd
Barney
4 years
Seen her in a sleep paralysis nightmare aswell i think
@LoveIsland
Love Island
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When you get to the club and realise you left your straighteners on... #LoveIsland
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@barneyGoxfordd
Barney
4 years
Hate these tweets like you wouldnt celebrate a late extra time winner in the fa cup whoever the team was. They travelled 6 hous they have right to a decent celebration. Still should of won though
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@barneyGoxfordd
Barney
3 years
Wait till half the country land on yous tomorrow wont be bringing no atmosphere then 😂😂
@STVNews
STV News
3 years
'We bring the atmosphere!' London calling: The Tartan Army have started making their way south for tomorrow's crunch Euro 2020 clash with England.
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@barneyGoxfordd
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6 years
When your mum says chinese for dinner
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@barneyGoxfordd
Barney
4 years
Bring your best we’ll bring ours meet in middle of the atlantic 12 noon tomorrow
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@barneyGoxfordd
Barney
5 years
@mannerzzzz @Santandave1 Someones already making pin badges of you
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@barneyGoxfordd
Barney
4 years
I really beg everyone stay home do what you gotta do and stay safe it aint worth risking meeting up with your mates i dont want anyone else feeling how i am now
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@barneyGoxfordd
Barney
5 years
When a boy moves straight on after a relationship hes the devil but when maya jama does it with aj shes amazing. Birds ey 😂
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@barneyGoxfordd
Barney
6 years
@usxma The goat
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@barneyGoxfordd
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4 years
People actually reckon the government killed black the ripper cause he spoke up about 5g hahahahaha
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@barneyGoxfordd
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5 years
@alfieperkins_ Trying far to hard to be funny for likes
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@barneyGoxfordd
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3 years
Another diamond oxford lad taken far too soon one of the nicest blokes about RIP Lloyd
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@barneyGoxfordd
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3 years
Better from Wednesdays
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@barneyGoxfordd
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4 years
Rip anyone who went in
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@barneyGoxfordd
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4 years
Seen a lot of people struggling with mental health on here recently & the next few months are going to be even tougher so make sure you ask your mates how they are even if you think they are doing okay & anyone that needs a chat my dms are always open, Its okay not to be okay 💚
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4 years
From the bottom of my heart i’m truly grateful for every message and phone call my dad and i have recieved today love to you all and hope you all stay safe x
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@barneyGoxfordd
Barney
3 years
Gary neville shouting out for all the tv stations to unite like Ali G shouted out all the gangs of Staines to unite 😂😂
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@barneyGoxfordd
Barney
2 years
What so like a bank statement?
@_ishaaxx
isha
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Imagine Apple Pay doing a 2021 recap of your purchases
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@barneyGoxfordd
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3 years
The one year England have home games in a major comp and the tournament is fixed for us ? 😂😂😂 why didn’t Russia win the last world cup or France the last euros then? Everyone hates us and its brilliant 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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@barneyGoxfordd
Barney
3 years
Biggest soy boy on the planet 😂😂😂
@piersmorgan
Piers Morgan
3 years
I’m writing a column about Simone Biles. Brace yourself, weak woke Twitter - you’re not going to like it.
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@barneyGoxfordd
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4 years
@DanielJonees Im so glad someone filmed this i was creasing when i see it 😂😂😂
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@barneyGoxfordd
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6 years
If you are thick enough to fall for that you deserve to be robbed
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@barneyGoxfordd
Barney
4 years
Mental health is used as a scapegoat far to much these days
@phoebmillson
phoebbb
4 years
when will people learn this will have a massive impact on the poor girls mental health, keep it private and don’t broadcast it all over social media for the attention 🤧
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@barneyGoxfordd
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3 years
That is what im talking about
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@barneyGoxfordd
Barney
3 years
Hahahahahaha called it on my old account years ago fellas 😂😂😂😂😂
@barneygoxford
BarneyG
11 years
Ronaldo to man city and messi to PSG????
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@barneyGoxfordd
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2 years
The only people who still mention the vaccine are the ones that didn’t have it everyone else had just forgotten about it and moved on 😂😂
All the people who defended the vaccine are awfully quiet these days
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@barneyGoxfordd
Barney
5 years
If you aint got the minerals for these shitty eastern european hell holes dont go, simple as that
@Thogden
Theo
5 years
Update: We were followed all the way down a road by lads full in black, heart never beating faster. Luckily we got into the nearest hotel and now we’re with other England fans and safe. Never ever going Bulgaria again. Thanks for the messages though ❤️
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4 years
Get that vaccine in me! Get me back to footie, festivals and holidays
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@barneyGoxfordd
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3 years
😂😂😂😂😂 biggest helmet at talksport
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@barneyGoxfordd
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2 years
Happy new year to everyone apart from anyone that supports Liverpool or swindon i hope you lot have a shit year
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@barneyGoxfordd
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4 years
Steak sundays 🥩🥩
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@barneyGoxfordd
Barney
6 years
What freaks leave teabags in their cups for 4 weeks? Worst attempt at a joke ive seen
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@barneyGoxfordd
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5 years
I remember my first lads holiday
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5 years
My man has fucked it hahahahahahahahahaha
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@barneyGoxfordd
Barney
3 years
Spicy creamy chicken fajitas pasta
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@barneyGoxfordd
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3 years
Why do people get so upset by everyone having a crack on st paddys day in the boozers 😂😂😂
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@barneyGoxfordd
Barney
4 years
Tyson fury is one of the biggest inspirations anyone can have young, old, boy or girl. Hes fucking amazing and if he doesnt win sports personality its a joke
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@barneyGoxfordd
Barney
3 years
Been down to top up my dads partners grave this morning and went to see my grandad whilst i was down there. Always a nice place to clear the head, have a bit of time to yourself and put me in a good mind to smash this year 👊🏼
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@barneyGoxfordd
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3 years
Ready for the go ahead boris
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@barneyGoxfordd
Barney
5 years
That lad aint having a better moment in his life than that
@VickyChandler
Vicky Chandler
5 years
Oh my good god, this is absolutely amazing 😱 @Santandave1 got a kid from the crowd on to do the AJ Tracey part of Thiago Silva and he bossed it 😂 #GlastonburyFestival
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@barneyGoxfordd
Barney
6 years
Cheers sons crying. Nice one
@snellgrove97
Snelly
6 years
Three years ago today. Accrington away, look at that team. Macca, Lunny, Baldock, Wright, Graham, Hylton. What a mess we’ve got into #OUFC
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@barneyGoxfordd
Barney
3 years
4 years on 🤠 some lot we took that day
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@barneyGoxfordd
Barney
4 years
Hope to see all these part time drinkers downing bottles of beer on insta in the pub on a tuesday night when they open back up
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@barneyGoxfordd
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4 years
Fuck pompey up the fucking oxford
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5 years
💚
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5 years
Itv could of gone on to anyone in the crowd but they pick the one bulgarian doing the nazi salute 😂😂
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@barneyGoxfordd
Barney
3 years
I hate this bitch the most out of anyone in any film ever i think
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@barneyGoxfordd
Barney
5 years
5 years in jail for a 0.1? Hahahahaha the sun is on crack
@ScottishSun
The Scottish Sun
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Love Island's Bethany Rogers faces jail after being caught with ketamine
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@barneyGoxfordd
Barney
6 years
With them flags in your ‘frequently used’ you deserve it
@CraigSink
Stuntman
6 years
Here burds on tinder are pretty sound...
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4 years
Birra moretti on tap
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@barneyGoxfordd
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3 years
Me and mum in the Kitchen today 👌🏼
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@barneyGoxfordd
Barney
4 years
Best kits we’ve had in years
@cultkits
Cult Kits
4 years
England’s new home and away shirts are...
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@barneyGoxfordd
Barney
6 years
2pac was a @JeansAndSheux man that is mad
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@barneyGoxfordd
Barney
4 years
Sounds like every cunt i know
@KING_B3A
adeola.b
4 years
Going out with people who don’t know when to go home is the worst
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4 years
This sound fucking horrendous
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@barneyGoxfordd
Barney
2 years
Its mad how they are all him in different stages of his career
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@barneyGoxfordd
Barney
2 years
Nah wtf is gyan doing at bowlplex hahahaha
@ASAMOAH_GYAN3
ASAMOAH GYAN
2 years
❤️❤️❤️
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@barneyGoxfordd
Barney
3 years
Handful of Bolton fans being racist to my pal yesterday and police and stewards done fuck all 🤢 see one of the pricks after and he sprinted off 😂😂😂
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@barneyGoxfordd
Barney
6 years
Feeling lonely when you’ve got loads of mates around you is a weird/horrible feeling
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@barneyGoxfordd
Barney
3 years
Swindon relegated 🍾
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@barneyGoxfordd
Barney
4 years
Might get slated for this but Peroni out the bottle is better than draft
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@barneyGoxfordd
Barney
6 years
Office staff - wee guys Site lads - shaggers
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Barney
4 years
Can work on a site with 40/50 but cant have 7 mates round. Make it make sense
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Barney
5 years
People that put ‘new post’ on their insta story begging for likes are the biggest gimps going
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@barneyGoxfordd
Barney
3 years
@owenwxde Get the help you need lad before it gets much worse and spirals out of your control 👍🏼
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Barney
5 years
@JordanRowes This is the goat
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Barney
5 years
Hahahahaha
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@barneyGoxfordd
Barney
6 years
Getting your mate to pretend to be your dad for a few retweets 🤕
@MacleodLucas
lucas
6 years
Festival tips
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@barneyGoxfordd
Barney
3 years
Roast jerk chicken, jerk gravy, garlic and thyme potatoes, smokey paprika coleslaw & mango salsa 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼
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