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My barber bragged he will be at the inauguration 🤣🤣 man believes he is part of the cabal 💀
Waiting to see how that turns out
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@premierleague
@ManUtd
Fergie actually fielded Ronaldo Rooney Tevez and Berbatov all at once 😂🤣 pure evil
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The wife of Tinubu is a pastor in RCCG. The vp and several others in high places too. Sanwo Olu is a member of MFM. But curses are only for those who speak up against tithing 🤡. Not for those who do not practice what they preach.
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@SkySportsNews
I know messi Fc going to post some B.S under this post but let’s all be sensible for once 🙏🏾
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@SkySportsPL
Leicester just scored the same amount of goals it took man united 12 games to score 🤡🤡
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@BentheRedUtd
He has improved a defence that shipped 28 goals in 38 games to one that has shipped 15 goals in 9 matches already 😂😂😂. Improved the team so much Leicester returned a goal under 15 seconds 👍🏽🤡🤡
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@GrandChessTour
@HansMokeNiemann
A pathetic witch-hunt 🙂. No one has brought up any useful claims, felt sorry for the lad watching him analyze a game knowing fully well everyone watching him already had their own conclusions. Magnus should speak up or take his L like a man 💀
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@SkySportsNews
Yet some very daft man united fans are asking for more time.
This is a coach who beat spurs 7 2
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@NathanSani
@Teri4PF
@Naija_PR
What then would you say about Ancelotti’s time at Everton?
Assuming Pep takes over Roma today would he win the serie A with that team?
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@NathanSani
@Teri4PF
@Naija_PR
Everton played well and finished 10th 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Did you really expect Ancelotti to turn them to league contenders?
I don’t need to remind you pep went trophyless in his first season and lost some games by 4 goal margins before he overhauled his defense and keeper.
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@NathanSani
@Teri4PF
@Naija_PR
Guy, Ancelotti is finished.
He had unsuccessful spells at Napoli and Everton.
Not only did he not win the trophies he was signed to win, his teams played badly 🤣🤣🤣
See how silly it sounds 🤣🤣🤣
If Norwich hires mourinho today some of you will expect him to win the epl.
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@orangelays
@UtdHenry
Right now that is the only way forward. If we beat spurs and draw city miraculously then we will have to put up with this bs for a few more months
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@olanrewaju_sd
@EObaniyi
@Boltapp_ng
You people say this every time and proceed to order the next ride. Nobody is ready to boycott the app yet want change somehow
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@Feranzee
@janetmachuka_
Lmao has to be a skit, no commercial plane is taking off with that short run 🤣
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But but when $$$ goes up, nobody remembers the goods bought at old rates yet to enter the country 🤣🤣🤣
Let's continue pretending Nigerians are not exploitative by default 💀
Nigerians don't know that most of the goods bought at 1900 for a dollar are YET to enter the country.
Will the importers sell at a loss because dollar is now 1300?
Enjoy.
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@Sowltweets
@MikeLUHG_18_0
If you take away Bruno’s meaningless 1000 goals and assists, man united would still be on a 4 year trophy drought. So what exactly has he brought to the clob?
#oleout
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@SkySportsPL
Even in the world cup final still made a huge blunder. Nothing world class about him smh
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@premierleague
LiVARpool with an extra day to rest. The FA and refs doing everything they can to aid and abet
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@whynotgoglobal
@SundaySupp
How close is 2nd to winning the league??
United have tried in the league while city were just too phenomenal
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@AdoraNwodo
@oyin_ladun
@Google
Experienced this at KFC some weeks back. 2 ladies were looking for Mr XYZ who didn’t exist. Placed orders via whatsapp and never got it. 😂😂😂
Personally I believe it’s the responsibility of the company to ensure the right number is listed on Google.
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@premierleague
United chelsea spurs and arsenal showing a lack of interest in the UCL like last season
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Her husband by 5am tomorrow morning 🤣🤣🤣😂
To everyone responsible for this, I don't have words, but I've cried out my heart in prayers for every one who donated, reposted and wished me well. My head hurts and I just want to sleep.
Thank you all so much. 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
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@Sir_masco
@oluwatofunmii_
It makes no sense that evil prevails and everyone pretends to unlook so as not to offend anyone 💀 anyways, what do I know, before your people call me the antichrist 😂😂
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@SkySportsNews
@SkySportsPL
This is why we need to void the season. The players are not in the right mental state to play ball.
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@dreamsmakesense
@chess24com
Is it a lie cos Hikaru said so? Or care to tell us how he’s pulling off the cheating and getting his moves 🤡🤡🤡🤡
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It was the group that claimed to be for the women that insulted & called her unspeakable names sha 💀
No.
Somebody went to dig an old post where she asked for an 80k fridge for Christmas giveaway, then insulted her for cooking for a man who can’t even provide a fridge in the house. People offered to get her the fridge and because her bank details were already out, she got about
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@ayostake
@ojbsports
Would klopp refer to the euros as a little tournament 🤡🤡🤡. Suddenly everyone knows it’s sarcasm 🤣🤣
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Thanks to
@STLChessClub
and GM Yasser Seirawan's classes I can unleash such lines in the ruy lopez against stronger players.... How can you not love chess 😂😂🤣
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@SkySportsPL
He’s never been
1 or 2 good seasons | 2 horrible seasons
Bang average with flashes of brilliance in the odd game vs farmers
Never had a good ucl campaign which says a lot
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Having a go at your culture over a boat that failed to travel 2 miles is not the W you think it is 😂😂🤣
People’s ancestors were building this level of sophistry. Their cultural ideology was to explore and create.
Ours is to what? Break kolanut, and 4 centuries later, their children are still insisting that that’s the culture they like.
We are backward by our own design.
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@utdxtra
@rioferdy5
@WayneRooney
@Cristiano
We lost this final 😂
But it was arsenal’s last trophy for donkey years
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@arobanih1
@biolakazeem
Nolito? Dzeko? Kolarov? Those 3 at the time would have made the man united Xi 🤣🤣
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@SkySportsPL
The man we need is he who will get rid of smalling Jones Rojo darmian young and Valencia. Thank you
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@OfficialFPL
What are you guys updating?
I want to see how many of my rivals captained hazard
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@STLChessClub
Why not have him play naked in a steel box or something 🤡🤡
Or have him behind bars and let him call out his moves from there 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
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@SkySportsPL
His targets don’t play ucl football. Think Championship, palace, aston villa,etc dna brexit fc. Hopefully will be gone before the summer
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To think a so called public figure egged her on to commit suicide 💀
“tAkE bOTH”
But yh, we men are the problem.
And these are the pigs some of you hypocrites stan 🤡🤡🤡
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@VintageSalah
Hazard has won more pl titles with Chelsea than the whole bunch of Liverpool players since Gerral..
Sorry Gerrad
Oops. It seems I slipped too 😂😂
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@Shaaz2277
A cb, lb and lw attempted a cross each and the one who got the closest to hitting his man was the cb. Others weren’t even close 💀
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@Ada_nnempi
@totalli_bored
Some of these guys drive long & deadly hours
You better talk to baba before he falls asleep on the steering 🙂
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@Valenti73990854
@YorubaPanther
@danmewo96
@omoarebz
@ZenithBank
@cenbank
tHe sAmE tHiNg
$10,000 usd @ cbn is ~ 4.5m today
Same $10k is 8m.
Will you give him the 3.5m difference to pay for something that has already been approved? 🤡🤡🤡
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🤣🤣 school is free in X & Y country. Only to get there and complain about taxes.
How did you think the free school is funded? 💀
The taxes their parents pay or have paid is not sad?
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To all those who stood with ULSU; who are u standing with now?
#goodbyeulsu
#RestoreULSU
. Those one's that didn't want me to go home :(
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@Richard80381707
@MikeLUHG_18_0
This is a garbage take. You support a club not the employees. You should want what is best for Man United. If you care that much about Ole you can hire him when he is sacked ffs
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