@JoeBiden
Who is the poor intern who has to write these tweets for Defaultin' Joe, using complete sentences and grammar? You are not paid enough, my dude.
@StormyDaniels
Right. Jail. Let us all know how that works out for you. Speaking of work, you better get back to those lap dances, you still have to pay him that $300k.
@charliesheen
@elonmusk
Good news, bro! Your $8 per month will not only give you your blue check, but also ensure that it will go toward the next test rocket! Doesn't that make you happy? It should.
@kareemjeanjr
@MikeSington
You want to see a Disney movie with a "First" black actor make some damn money in Hollywood? Show THE SONG OF THE SOUTH in theaters.
Did anyone ever play or own the Advanced Dungeons & Dragons game for the Intellivision? I'd always wanted to play it, but didn't know anyone who had the system, and I absolutely hated having only a keypad.
@AdamKinzinger
To quote the late, great, Robin Williams: "Politicians are a lot like diapers. They need to be changed regularly, and for the same reason."