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One of the 8 billion shades of grey | @Rajasthanroyals enthusiast | Dm for collaboration
Waipur city
Joined November 2022
He Has Everything a bowler needs except that thing between g and j
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The developer of Jaipur municipal corporation website is crazy
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People out their literally saying “pls go , we don’t need you” mfs do you even realise what encryption means ???? WhatsApp is fighting for your right to privacy and you bluds are threading WhatsApp only wtf 😭😭😭.
#WhatsApp has told Delhi High Court that the messaging platform will effectively shut down in India if it is forced to break message encryption. The company said that end-to-end encryption protects user privacy by ensuring only the sender and recipient can access message
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Kl Rahul when .1) when his ass is on the line.2) when his country’s ass is on the line
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Gen Z is obsessed with competing for the most aesthetic life. Racing to be in the prettiest cafe, own an iPhone, capture sky pics, and dance at nightclubs. And it's all about mindlessly following the trend without a single clue about their own genuine preferences.
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No gym , no practice , no Ipl , no crying of support , just 5 hrs of coding and pure love for cricket and “Kohli and Rohit ko ungli pe nachana” wala attitude .King Saurabh Netravalkar 👑🫡
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The ICC T20 World Cup just kicked off . The inaugural match peaked , USA beat Canada in style , history was made , records were broken but but Star sports is busy in telecasting India’s warm up match highlights AGAIN and AGAIN and doesn’t even showing Highlights of USA vs Canada
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Kohli fc - “all cover drives of Kohli”.Rohit fc - “all pull shots of hitman”.Meanwhile Dhoni fc :.
All the balls collected by Dhoni from behind the stumps yesterday .
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Bro my roommates are southies I am so cooked 😭😭😭👋🏻👋🏻 they keep talking ile pode lenda.
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Major pawan , amrit pradhan , 15th november 2023 and now 4th jan 2025 might be the top 4 funniest days in crickter twitter history .literally rolling down in laughs manh 😭😭😭😭😭😭.
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KL RAHUL 76(48) .SANJU SAMSON 71*(33) .On the same pitch . That should be enough to tell who’s going to West Indies this year for the World Cup . #SanjuSamson
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@empireenjoyer10 Pakistanis are good for nothing . They go to other countries and molest children and women . Shame on them.
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Rohit juju is literally unreal man . >beefed with Deccan chargers, the team got disbanded .>beefed with Navi Mumbai gym , the gym got bulldozed .>Prithvi shaw was once selected ahead of him in test , he is bald since then .>lost a rigged home World Cup , still became a national.
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@Oracle @usacricket @Saurabh_Netra Icc has successfully injected cricket in America . Hope the sport gets more recognition now there.
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Ipl was created only so that people like Ambati Rayudu could get some ways to take digs on Kohli Otherwise there is no way a person with 60 int match career, Zimbabwe statpadding and flop political career can beef with a guy with 80 centuries , basically the greatest player of.
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@mufaddal_vohra I got the same jersey for free + salary just by working at Bharat petroleum.
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@desibaddie >lack of funds .> conservative audience .>heavy censorship .> 0 to null respect about artists and art forms .Their own Pakistani film industry is in turmoil due to all of this but yeah let’s blame India for not giving our actors chance in their film industry . Bc khud banao na.
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OMG!! WHAT’S WRONG WITH INDIA. 🇮🇳 Why didn’t the building collapse ??? Shocker tbh.Shame on them 😡.
OMG!! WHAT’S WRONG WITH INDIA. 🇮🇳 Why Indians are so addicted to drugs?
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bjp might not have crossed 273 but i definitely crossed 600+ in #NeetUG2024 . i am so proud of myself yayyy #NEET
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Comparison Between Mahabharata and Cricket Players .A thread 🧵 :. Virat Kohli as Arjuna .>both represent courage , strength and humility .>both are dedicated and focused and number 1 in respective fields .>Kohli is MVP of cricket while Arjuna was MVP of Kurukshetra War
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Hardik and Rohit at the chat-tikki stall .
Rohit Sharma on his way to attend the Pre-wedding of Anant Ambani. [Manav Manglani Instagram]
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Even Dua lipa knows what’s the best state in India but dumb people here have the audacity to shame the goat state ffs 🤦🏻♂️
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“I am sorry I didn’t bring my sandpaper with me”.Damn Rishi bro you are savage 😳🔥🔥🔥.
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>Jaiswal is back in form .>Buttler is the boss as usual .>Sanju is best captain .>Parag is wowzers .>Hettie , powell are madman finisher .>Dhruv is a gun fielder .> Ashwin , Chahal and maharaj phenomenal trio.>boult , burger pace ☄️☄️.>Sandeep is amazing .> avesh and Kuldeep
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Csk matches are on Sundays because on weekdays dhoni has to go to courts for bails and hearings.
Matches scheduled on Sundays . CSK - 5.RCB - 3.MI - 3.PBKS - 1 . Jay Shah knows which team brings more viewership
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@parthiv9 @Retired_Rcbfan You should be the last one to rate players Mr Parthiv Patel . Everyone has bad patch . Infact I have never seen you play with 120+ sr or play any impactful innings sit down bro.
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Thala should have retired in 2023 only . It was the most perfect fairy tale ending one could have asked for . Now we will have to bear with “sympathy ,nostalgia ,thala last Ipl” shouts again . These take away the spirit of rivalry and reduces Ipl to someone’s last dance .
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The streets of Jaipur will never forget you , .Sir Joseph Charles Buttler 🩷.
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@robbieuthappa @ChennaiIPL Bro played one-two seasons with Chennai and sold his soul .I have never seen him supporting Kkr like this.
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@NTA_Exams Nta is the most shameless kutti organisation ever . I hope it gets dissolved soon.
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Tum buttler ko out karoge , Jaiswal phodega .Jaiswal ko out karoge , Samson pelega.Samson ko out karoge to Parag todega .Parag ko out karoge to shimron maar dega .Shimron ko our karoge to jurel Gelchod dega . This is peak fuckin Rajasthan Royals
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He didn’t say it in ground presentation or trophy ceremony . He wanted to give the whole stage to Kohli as a tribute to his contribution. Man he is really a gem ❤️.
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Harsha Bhogle “what was your strategy while defending against DC”.Pat Cummins : “it was simple , we made sure Rishabh pant plays till the end” ( laughs)
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Rohit Sharma as Duryodhana. >both were great in close combats .>both showed intent and tried to finish the game in powerplay .>Duryodhan bottled a rigged home war while Rohit bottled a rigged home World Cup
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its time for congress to ditch indi alliance and join bjp and pull off the biggest plot twist known to mankind.
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Ian Bishop on live commentary :-. "If I had to describe the word selfish , I would have showed them Rohit’s 100"
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@sadumwaeamura Bluds learnt the word “caste order” and “patriarchy” and haven’t stopped since then.
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“Someone please clean my mirror for me” ~ Ramesh from United States of Bihar .
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This tweet has more letters than the number of runs he scored in icc t20i knockouts.
The lives of cricketers have become so intrusive that cameras are now recording every step and conversation we are having in privacy with our friends and colleagues, at training or on match days. Despite asking Star Sports to not record my conversation, it was and was also then.
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@CricCrazyJohns He wasn’t unfortunate . You gave priority to BJP sevak Ravindra Jadeja due to pressure from jay shah 👎👎👎.
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You have made little children cry Kumar Sangakkara . Your foreign simping led us to this shameful exit . I hope srilanka gets submerged in sea
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A random reminder - . RR bought Burger for 50 lakhs. CSK paid 2 cr for M Rahman. RCB paid 11.5 cr for Joseph. KKR paid 24.75 Cr for Starc.
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Atleast we weren’t in the sandpaper gate at 28
Smith in knockouts vs India: . • 105 World Cup semi's (2015) .• 121 WTC finals (2023) . Kohli in knockouts vs Australia: . • 1 World Cup semi's (2015) .• 14 WTC finals (2023) . We are not same homies!.
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KKR Might have won the trophy but they are yet to defeat RR in 2024 . Infact RR is the only team which is undefeated by Kkr .so technically RR is the champion 🏆.
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Chetta is scoring an Overseas Century which is a dream even for goat captain thala . Come outside haters , we need to talk .#SanjuSamson 🐐.
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Virat Kohli can write and sing daylight but Taylor can’t send a 145 kmph back of the length ball 80 meters straight down the ground and silence the spectators . Just saying you know ✍️🙄.
Taylor Swift is officially playing the biggest concert of her career today at the MCG stadium in Melbourne, Australia with an audience of 96,000.
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How many likes to make this either our home or our away jersey @rajasthanroyals ? Man this jersey is so class we can’t let it go
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@SatishRay_ @Shreyank2 Hi this is bateman here , Kohli’s manager . He has asked me to say sorry to you on his behalf and come back . He can’t handle that a certain random influencer from Mumbai is not his fan anymore . He is crying very badly . Pls come back sir.
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