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@snakel3t
@simsimmaaz
that haunted me, my god her poor family. and Rehtaeh Parsons back in 2013, I don't think anything happened to those guys either
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@stuckinspincycl
There's so so many examples of this.
"We bought a shitter house further out" yes Debra but further is now 200km away and we work 10+hrs pw more and a car costs min 200pw
"We went on camping holidays" yes that means a car, time off and a woman's slave labour
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@helpmeskeletor
I feel like... all calls for "no politics" are just "keep things as they are" right
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@nonbinarybooty
@WrittenByHanna
exact same ppl who probs preach "responsibility" and fuel that hypervigilance by blaming us if we aren't
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@Bekiwii
@kindheartedxia
Cleaning my cats litter box is infinitely less hassle than cleaning up after men lbr and my cat has more emotional range
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younger me: why do single women of a Certain Age dress all witchy in comfortable shoes and no makeup and don't apologise for shit and get shouty a lot
35yo me: oh
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@faerycute
@epistemophagy
wait so small thin women can't be exercising but larger women exercising are "too masculine" i have such a confuse
I mean that's on me for expecting any shred of rationality in transphobia I guess
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@idioligarchy
@TofuKush
@DVPWIII
@Meadbymead
@yashar
Someone has to deal with the PDFs and it ain't gonna be the boomers 💅
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@sheologian
whoop, there it is. And explains why many OG Burners i knew were gradually (or violently) pushed out bc the ~movement~ has zero interest in addressing gendered violence, racism or ableism, to name a few
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was drifting towards the tram after my student massage when I saw a bunch of young skater bois crowded around a section of wall outside Hungry Jacks. two of them were intently scrubbing off the bright blue swastikas on each panel with their fingernails until no trace remained.
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it's not the affair it's the corruption
it's not the affair it's the corruption
it's not the affair it's the corruption
it's not the affair it's the corruption
it's not the affair it's the corruption
it's not the affair it's the corruption
it's not the affair it's the corruption
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Please please please please PLEASE in your haste to Normalise Menstruation (good) stop normalising excruciating pain and discomfort during menstruation (bad) because reproductive diseases already have enough delay and difficulty being diagnosed!!!
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boomers have literal brain worms. "we paid $4000 for a house in 1968 but you can't compare it to now because wages" actually yes that is exactly what inflation calculators do and you paid the equivalent of $58,826 in today's money you're welcome
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@bohemianuwus
@solomonmissouri
Cormac Cutie Cuddlebutt Esq, adopted from a cat cafe that rescued him from a country pound. He didn't know how to Cat and still frequently falls off the bed if you're petting him and he leans in too far
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@mackininpiink
got you thinking you're special *and* hating on girls you've never met, slimyyyy
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@danlehnermusic
Matt Le Blanc as an Irish da lives rent free in my head there were literally thousands of stellar tweets on this
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WOMEN ARE ONLY FERTILE 5 DAYS OUT OF A MONTH
MEN ARE FERTILE 24/7
WE HAVE CREATED A SOCIETY WHERE IT'S ACCEPTABLE FOR THE FORMER TO ALTER AND RISK THEIR ENTIRE LIVES SO THE LATTER DON'T HAVE TO AT ALL
Choosing to (take a day off work, drive to another city, pay for the doctor's visit, pay for the IUD and) commit to five years of unpleasant, and potentially dangerous, side effects is not an easy decision for anyone.
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your taxes are for universal crises, not your super
your taxes are for universal crises, not your super
your taxes are for universal crises, not your super
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Anyway if your kids are the type to come home and tell you they saw something like that, and did something about it, please hug them and thank them for me and know you're both doing great.
I'm getting older and I'm sentimental and emotional and I don't care.
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Man needs to experience something for himself before acknowledging it exists, rather than take it from women.
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If they aren't the type to mention it, may the rest of their weekend be blessed with limitless cop-free skating areas at the very least.
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unpopular opinion: ANYONE who has paid sick leave in this economy is morally and ethically obliged to take it if they may be contagious. those who don't have leave are far worse off if they catch anything from you. I don't care how busy or invaluable you think you are.
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I can't even bear the thing about Scummo crying and praying over people he could release. It's like a full on manifestation of the abuser sobbing as he hits you saying he wished you didn't make him have to do it.
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they didn't stop when I approached and offered hand sani to help. we stood there rubbing and scraping in silence until they were gone. not every trace came off but when we were satisfied the shape had faded enough they skated off and I walked away.
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omg I am going to explode
"We didn't have people talking about the value or proportionality of lives and killing when the US responded to 9/11 or invaded Iraq"
YES WE FUCKING DID I WAS THERE I WAS IN JOURNALISM SCHOOL WE TALKED ABOUT LITTLE FUCKING ELSE AND ON THE STREETS TOO
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@disnazzio
I feel this in EVERY BONE OF MY BODY.
When they didn't care about chronically ill, old, immunocompromised people, I was like... sure that bites, but what's new?
Now they don't care about CHILDREN. Healthy children. All of them. Generations of them.
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@reality_tvho
@snakel3t
@simsimmaaz
All these victims having such similar patterns of experiences is just. they were children and the communities made everything so much worse
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@Maro_Virino
@stuckinspincycl
It's absolutely wild that most households have both parents working full time but in hetero partnerships the division of unpaid labour is still as bad for women as it was in 1975. Statistically.
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realised I was wearing my star of David necklace but they probs didn't notice or know the significance if they did. several passers by saw what we were doing (it took a while) and a few of them clocked it and stood a minute, some grim but approving nods. I was trying not to cry.
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cop free skating forever really but like I just wanna thank them
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PM shocked and appalled that unfettered hate campaign he unleashed against queer ppl is in fact unfettered hate campaign against queer ppl
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if I am ever violently killed by a man please honour my life by ensuring no fucking Turnbull or Shorten type get anywhere near any fucking tribute to me, you have full permission - nay, duty - to deploy any and all bodily fluids or rank food at your disposal. fuck those guys.
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@FineNFilm
They can read just fine. Same as they understand consent just fine. Suits them better to collectively gaslight us with pretence.
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pay poor people to write about poverty and don't let anyone else write about it.
that's it, that's the tweet.
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it's all one big shit soup: tradwives, crunchy moms (antiv
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& fascist), "soft life", "stay at home girlfriend", and a hefty dose of using spirituality and cottagecore to rebrand barefoot and pregnant as "tending the sacred womb energy at the home hearth" or some bs
it also shouldn’t be lost on anyone that there seems to be an influx of this sort of aspirational trad wife content at the same time the political influence of the far right continues to take its hold, at least in the U.S. and the girlies are eating it up.
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if you're supposedly a Yes voter and a single text message has you pissed...well fuck, idk what to tell you about WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE QUEER
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@SanaSaeed
@ProfSunnySingh
I can't find the post now but a guy in a press vest was kicking back in a tent while a whole gaggle of kids climbed on him and played with his hair and he was making them giggle. Like. Every day, multiple times a day. That paediatrician tortured for 45 days and back treating kids
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@Karnythia
Your thread is all 💯 but I'd also say that aside from no one ever being able to trust an animal completely, people's fears are real and fuck anyone who lets a dog go near a clearly distressed person and tries to reassure them it's fine. That's some traumatically selfish shit
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@danceswithfat
@WrittenByHanna
it could even be *more* unethical because the weight could be a symptom and it's highly likely the person has already overcome several obstacles *including* medical fatphobia just to be there asking for help so the clock has been started wayyy back
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male centric society has classified male anger as a) not an emotion and b) justification and abdication of blame for literally anything they want
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@deltrimental
@j_foreigner
Australians insult other countries the best because we're usually taking the piss out of ourselves in ways they simply can't
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this is so fkn iconic. Massive Attack have refused to play in "Israel" since 1999, pre-BDS
Thanks to Massive Attack for giving me the space to speak on stage about the ongoing genocide and the struggle of my people.
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
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@villainmorris
jesus fucking christ I just want him to spit in my mouth and then wipe his mouth
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my last three jobs have had half hour lunch breaks and I was told off if I took my phone to the toilet
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Yes, periods absolutely suck and I want to see that acknowledged and not repressed. But if they suck so much they stop you doing your life for like a whole day or more per month: something is up. Yes, lots of doctors WILL brush that off. All the more reason that WE don't.
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@lovedoveclarke
I frequently think about how different my entire sex life would've been if my choices hadn't been limited to people I crossed paths with in high school and my early 20s before dating apps. It's still a drag but it's meant men know they're infinitely replaceable
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@nonbinarybooty
@WrittenByHanna
if she was even vaguely nice to the guys and they harassed or stalked or even attacked her the exact same ppl would be blaming her. I hate it here
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@CartoonsHateHer
Isn't just the parenting. I'm noting it's a lot of "guys getting praised for stuff women never are" or men and everyone gleefully joining in ragging on women just for slightly different reasons than before (or often openly still the same ones)
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I can't stop thinking about the "grown men aren't used to seeing girls Greta's age unless it's as a sexual object" take bc HOLY SHIT
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"women only want 6'2 dudes who make 6 figures and look like Chris Hemsworth and shower them with gifts" r u fkn kidding me it takes a village of us to save (1) friend from despair over broke Brandon who looks like a toe and thinks texting back the same day is emotional labour
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I'm truly so grateful for
@purplepingers
taking the flak for generations of renters, and especially those who can't take the (calculated) risks he does. it's some solidarity and a lesson in how others should use their relative privilege.
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one of you said the only way to tell Aussies not to do things is to get them to snitch on others for doing the things first and honestly it encapsulates the Australian spirit better than VB spilled on a Whiteley and cleaned off with pages of Cloudstreet
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@gracecamille_
@twitchyspoonie
I remember this solidarity so vividly. Palestinians and Syrians tweeting about how to avoid and treat tear gas etc and tactically avoid common protest suppression techniques
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@CorpusRen
@JKSteinberger
@iproposethis
Also the incubation period for common illnesses is a couple of days *before* symptoms arise, so it makes sense because you don't even know you might be spreading things until it's too late. I wish it was normal to mask up on Australian public transport full stop tbqh.
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Like the way to combat terrible or lacking menstrual education is not to replace it with "oh well, suffering is life lmao". Struggling to function during menstruation is normal but being incapacitated is not! It's a sign of actual medical problems!
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@nonbinarybooty
@WrittenByHanna
we have to be nice bc not all men don't be a bitch but not too nice bc otherwise we're asking for it and are dumb bitches who don't ~be careful~ and ~take responsibility~ it's still the fucken 1970s I stg I'm gonna go live in a forest
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@nhoodpublicist
this is why I hate the "but the abusers' art" discourse bc what about the millions of abused ppl who never got to reach their potential in literally every sector, especially arts
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satan designing periods: so you bleed like... like from your genitals... painfully
satan's minions: diabolical sir
satan: like once a month
minions: truly terrible
satan: and you want sex but also repel all forms of touch
minions: oh burnnnn
satan: and you can't even shit right
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@Arch_idealist
@JiorJette
Aside from the fact another human being suffers in your scenario, I know what it's like to be lonely when literally suffocated by the presence of other people. Many mothers are functionally and emotionally alone anyway, and can't get out.
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@AnAngryOpossum
the way she adds that the permission thing was just a paperwork snag and otherwise she would've been fine and dandy molesting corpses
I just
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my late Opa, brainwashed by Nazism in childhood, described a time Hitler got up to speak and the crowd cheered so loud and for so long that by the time he exited the stage no one realised he hadn't spoken a single word. it was fanatical, adults would know that.
it’s a great way to justify it, though. ‘it just felt so normal!’ and then you look back and people are in flights of ecstasy over how abnormally good it all felt. I have never heard a German interviewed who said hearing Hitler speak felt *normal* to them
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a true villain of Mean Girls
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Abortions in Australia:
*Are often still criminalised by statute
*Frequently hard to access
*Expensive - up to thousands
*Require a GP referral, which they aren't obliged to provide
All are frequently attacked, including erosion of Medicare rebates. FULL DECRIMINALIZATION. NOW.
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@xanaxisgod2
Not only does everyone deserve food and shelter and enough money to live on but that is actually the most cost effective way of preventing addiction and addiction related crime in a society. Even if some addicts don't "recover". House and feed and give medical care to EVERYONE
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@bobothwallflwr
@thekatesisk
love that Twitter served me this v v obvious take and I didn't have to go digging for it. like plz can he have a non straight crush next season that was so tragic
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@GLComputing
I cried, but honestly same. After grown men have been screaming at me online that being against transphobia is "fascism" it's lovely to know at least some kids won't grow up like that.
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@purplepingers
@Asher_Wolf
can we also take a moment or five to stare into space at the $871K for fucking Penrith
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fifty four dollars to celebrate the day Gillard all but abolished the single parent pension and shunted single mums onto unemployment. "Naarm" no less
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@ambernoelle
@becca_oneal
jspent over a decade trying to be ALLOWED the hysterectomy that has just reduced my chronic pain by 80-90% so forgive me if I have few tears left for men who haven't been ~gifted~ a woman to indulge their every whim!!!
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I don't think anyone who isn't at least adjacent to the law really understands what bravery and determination you would need to take down a High Court judge. Any judge.
We are starting to matter. We are really starting to matter, as people. But it's barely the start.
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@purplepingers
@Asher_Wolf
As people seem to be defending this, it may well not be the FHOG, but I think we can all agree there is never a legit reason to pay cash for a rental or keep utilities in the LL's name. And whoever you report it to will love to find out what the owner is avoiding.
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@tartikovsky
@rachsyme
today in my performance review (yes, really) my boss said adapting to the pandemic/business continuity isn't going to be considered a measure of anything and if that doesn't just sum this stupid year up...
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God I fucking hate that. So much. You're not a goddamn hero for telling YOUR story about something women could just SAY and be believed.
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@ask_aubry
That's a funny way to spell "my husband abused a minor in his care and should be removed from society"
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And let me fucking tell you something.
We don't "lose" the minds of supposed intellectual giants like Heydon.
We GAIN the minds of the next generations that aren't pushed out of glittering legal careers like most of his victims were.
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@ravenscimaven
@MxstressX
Agree with all of this except the desire to get pregnant. Also, you need to stretch. Now. Regularly. Always.
Get the vitamin regime in place now. Magnesium is key. Get all your levels checked and go from there.
If you don't have allergies, you will soon
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@antsorandom
@_JustLexxxx
it's never *just* the cookies lmao
love people out here stubbornly refusing to see the point
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@gaialect
The people who aren't what you thought they were either and who present themselves as having values which they absolutely did not adhere to with you... whewww
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This is a deeply terrible take which completely ignores *normalisation* and that We Have Done This Before and know we can simply offer people a mask rather than fine them. Don't give this disingenuous gobshite any relevance, it's laughable and should be laughed at
I've tried not to comment on the mask mandate issue but here goes.
Mandating a behaviour in society via laws/regulations requires constant enforcement.
It requires consistent policing of the situation to ensure &/or enforce compliance.
With mask mandates, this involves police.
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@MoiraDonegan
@MissZindzi
This was also a wrap party for the first thing she'd worked on after staying at home with their kids so Jonas could tour...
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@hunxnuh
@qmukingston
@IDontBlog
ikr like imagine saying you don't want kids learning about something at an age it might be happening to them. sure have them traumatised thinking they're dying instead 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️
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@AlisonBuki
@BasiliskOnline
I feel like this also has to be read with the understanding that such male/female gendered binaries are also exceptionally white colonialist features (that serve exceptionally white colonialist functions) which a lot of esp Indigenous cultures don't even have
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if it wasn't so terrifying it would be kinda funny that the governments responsible for MyGov and Robodebt etc think they can dictate who has access to things on the internet like my dudes you shouldn't be within 500m of a computer
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if u think Colambaris whinging about penalty rates he doesn't even pay his staff is wild wait til u meet Family Court Dads whinging about child support
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radical idea: what poor people do with their money is no one's business unless they involve you in it. our scrutiny of extravagance should go UP in accordance with higher incomes but it doesn't bc we accept the sick idea that money is deserved by the sheer luck of accumulation
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the old 17% interest rate is so funny
17% is a percentage and when that percentage is applied to a much smaller amount it is a much smaller amount. not to mention house values almost doubled once it ended (after approximately two minutes) so you got money for literally nothing
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I don't care how fucking tall you are if you recline your seat for a 1hr flight you're a fucking monster and should be castrated
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accidentally hit my camera button and thus discovered I have a "reading Australian politics" face. it's not pretty, just like what inspires it.
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can Instant Law Experts please give it a fucking rest, people are grieving and Indigenous people are quite rightly angry. leave it tf out.
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