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62 inches of cynicism. The original Florida Woman ™. anime | games | tech #FAMUAlum
Oakland, CA
Joined June 2009
Clap for the peekaboob top that I painstakingly crocheted or clap for the boobs, idc. I just know I deserve a round of applause. 😌🔥
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Here’s a guy that gets it. It should be common sense b/c this is what I think most of us do irl.
Walking around pretending to hold a Rasengan is kind of wild. Lol but she's cute tho
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@pholanthropist I mean, and they still aren’t FULLY bathing if we’re going to be honest. We found out mere months ago that the lower half of their body just gets the runoff soap/water from the top.
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Men fumble the bag w/ women often b/c they take advice from other men rather than women tbh.
Women need to start telling stories about when a man fumbled some coochie from them and how he did that. Let’s start identifying the source 😭.
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I feel like the ppl disagreeing with this are insufferable. Idk what it is about weebs that they think ppl simply telling them to tone down a bit is oppressive. Literally everyone else with passions/hobbies understands this concept completely.
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@Glomar__ @LostCieNega_ @TallGlassofStyL There was a tweet in a thread I read today that mentioned that the Target not only supports/donates to the police force in that particular city but they refused entry to protestors that were just trying to enter to get milk (after being pepper sprayed).
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@xkeepingup @FullOfmelanin1 @Keir_____ @TheMaleMadonna @BobbyEffect I disagree, you’re a bird if you come into my dm w/ some “You know this man? He’s my husband.” b.s. As an adult you should take infidelity up with your own husband & not random strangers. It’s even worse that she done came into someone’s dms that don’t even KNOW her husband.
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@xkeepingup @FullOfmelanin1 @Keir_____ @TheMaleMadonna @BobbyEffect Wait, so the person who posted this is pathetic but the wife coming into her dms isn’t?
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@liyahhun @aerincreer Having a different opinion doesn’t make anyone a pick me. Making posts that sound like you’re looking for approval from men (while in turn downing other women).
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Y’all understand the concept of “not scaring the hoes” until it’s your behavior we’re talking about.
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@thoughtfulth0t @luhvenny @internetdolI Where in the video does she imply any of these things? How is it “down low” if she’s open about it? Her genuinely not being romantically to women doesn’t equal discomfort. This entire comment is a reach.
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@Laineyyy16 @2briezy Or things that you can learn from anywhere else (including therapists, Google, or libraries).
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@BreyVanDeKamp @plutosicyheart @brianna_king98 @blaccbrry_ Of course she uses FaceTune but she also got a nose job which is my point. She’s gotten work done, and over edits to the point where she looks like a total different person. Which is the point of the post.
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@SoMontanta @barbiegworl Isn’t that what you’re doing? Sounds like you didn’t know him any more than the rest of us do. And yet here you are turning your nose down at everyone.
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@witchercoinz @barbyinCA @RoboCummies What’s to expose? She does smoke them sometimes and tends to show that process too.
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I would not have put Bee and Crispin together but now that I see it it’s absolutely adorable. #BeeandPuppycat #brispin
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Right. It don’t do shit but I like the tingles.
i be putting on lip plumper on just because i like how it feel on my lips. lmaoooo.
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@midairbandit @Hitsorze @RealSimbalism They be acting like this nigga be writing in Latin. We don’t need a translator to understand what’s spelled out in plain English.
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I already posted this to my fleets but I wanna reiterate how proud I am of my parents for opening their 2nd Mr. Potato Spread location today. We now have the new Orange Park Mall location along w/ Regency Square Mall & the food truck. & the support today has been unreal. 🥺♥️
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@ChristyCindy @brittanyalauren The problem isn’t him dating men. The problem is the man is Lord Voldemort.
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@SparKLeShiNes “Hey babe, that’s the dude who’s moves I’ve been teaching you.”. “Hey babe, remember when you asked me about my trap playlist? It’s that guy’s.”.
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@_issatrip @amanionearth Chile she doesn’t owe you shit the same was she didn’t owe him shit. You’re just as weird as him.
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@chocolatemocha @girlonavespa21 @ShonD75 @pastormelech @MsPackyetti Does she? B/c she just “I’m not black but”ed her way into this conversation & it still doesn’t seem that she gets OP’s point.
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@MaskedMilli @ImYourLifeNow @lalalatariana Where did “getting raw dogged by a strangers” come into this convo? Both seem like questionable choices.
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@TweetOrSTFU @MarksSincere @AbelCainSoul You’re not asking questions though. And since when is this child transitioning? Sounds like y’all have a lot to say about a situation that y’all barely understand the basics of.
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THIS. I'm so tired of all the "Well she may have had a point" ass bitches. B/c there's never an excuse to be on that vile lady's side fr. Y'all are just always looking for a reason to support her.
Azalia Banks body shames other women A LOT. She is not mad DC made jokes about women's bodies, she was mad he made fun of HER. So no, she isn't right and y'all are disgusting for even implying that knowing her character and her history of harassing women.
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I almost forgot about this JJK TikTok. 😭
quote this with the funniest video in your phone.
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@tephani_rose @theblackbojack @_MissTinkk Idk, maybe b/c she found the situation funny? Kinda like how I’m only responding to this thread b/c find the fact that y’all aren’t holding this guy accountable at all funny. A response doesn’t equal interest.
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@xkeepingup @FullOfmelanin1 @Keir_____ @TheMaleMadonna @BobbyEffect It’s not equally pathetic by any means. Stay out of strangers dms if you don’t want for your business to be out there. SHE put her insecurities out there. Ain’t nobody tell her to go in some strange woman’s dms. That’s pure desperation.
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@ReggieDAES @caramelambition Doesn’t mean we’re loved unconditionally. Even despite what you said we suffer the most abuse (sexually, domestically), we’re treated as lesser, and paid less. We’re prioritized in emergencies because we’re deemed weaker and technically we’re needed for survival.
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I wish y’all “they’re married/that’s her husband” folks would stay the fuck out my quotes.
That ring don’t mean nothing to him & he’s in the marriage. Why should it mean anything to anyone gossiping about his infidelities? Why y’all keep bringing it up?.
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@MarcoGHustle @CarterChallance Healthy food can already be purchased using food stamp cards. Making the card work for healthy food only doesn’t make it more accessible for the people that use it. 🤦🏾♀️.
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@CrackCobian @midairbandit @Hitsorze @RealSimbalism Just because he sprinkled compliments on his criticism doesn’t mean he wasn’t being disrespectful. Not only did he tone police her but he suggested that she thinks she’s better than him. He‘s asking for her to dumb her shit down for him and treat him “like a child”.
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Listen, I’ve gotten job offers in silver dreadlocks, pink dreadlocks, a turquoise high fade cut, and a 613 blonde wig. I’ve gotten hired in a Dragon Ball Z t-shirt & my fav denim dad hat. Black women, do you & go where you are valued.
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@LostCieNega_ @Glomar__ @TallGlassofStyL I understand that, just explaining why that particular Target was targeted. I empathize w/ those that lost anything. Based on the added context a/b the location, status of that particular target & the supposed proximity to a police department, I am w/ the protesters on this one.
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@ulovebri_ @_Vontay20 @putthependown @bbydarwinn This excuses her posting photos of her on the internet w/out her consent???.
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@laurenluvsveg This is pretty gross of you. It’s clear that don’t care about black lives at all. You could’ve kept this in the drafts.
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This hug incident has made this murder story into a “feel good story” for white people. I know that everyone has already suggested this but I’m watching it happen on Reddit in real-time.
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@express1ve @Concandycorn @Chris_Topper It was pre-planned & the protestors interrupted their pictures after it. It’s not like they planned to include the protest. 🤦🏾♀️.
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@mercuria_music @yoceefus @beytchz Right? Like this is the only screenshot I care about in this thread. Unhusk him” is making me lose it and I don’t think I’ll ever recover.
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@dayyjones I feel the same about friends. A simple “hello” to address a table is so quick and easy.
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@Glomar__ @LostCieNega_ @TallGlassofStyL It looks like it was Target and other nearby places that were burned down including Autozone. Not sure how close it was b/c it could have just spread somehow. But if I’m gonna be honest here, I don’t care about these big companies losing their locations like this.
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If you don’t grow out of it by 25, you’re too far gone.
Omega Psi Phi is a young girl stage. You grow out of it by 30. Let her live.
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@zxbjikh @broccolistalk @tixraa Doesn’t matter. Anyone that knows me knows I have a cat (I talk about it constantly). If you don’t like cats. speak up so I can uninvited you.
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@xSelfxCheckoutx @Moore_OfJosh @KevCoke6 On top of that his stats were wrong. It’s been proven that black women are more likely to date down.
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@TweetOrSTFU @alteritxs @teaandquilla It’s not “outdated” to assume that someone who spends time to stop their scrolling and call someone “fat” or “ugly” might have some personal problems or might not be happy. It’s common sense.
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‘Stronger Than You’ went platinum in my house. Estelle ate. 😮💨💖
what original song in a cartoon going 8 weeks at number 1 on Hot Billboard 100?.
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@HarleenQuinchel @ina_are_ @britshaniece @joeydstar @HighHeelEsquire She didn’t ask for a statement though. She called them out for inaction and for the companies that actually contacted her, she appears to be trying to get for them to open their wallets & donate.
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Scar wasn’t kicked out of this family for being queer. There have been discussions about Disney queer coding villains, & Scar fits into that discussion but this isn’t the way to talk about it. That’s more of a trope-y thing & not a canon plot point. Scar’s still the villain here.
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This might be my favorite take of all time. I loathe ppl that feel so entitled to other ppl that they’re fine w/ making others uncomfortable and/or ruining existing relationships, friendships, familial bonds etc. Your crush doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things, move on.
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Idc what happens in this trial. I’ll forever remember the ppl that were weird about this including the male and female entertainers that never said a word in support of her. B/c the facts of the case are very clear.
Meg was shot & possibly could’ve died. Of course, none of that matters. Her fellow industry peers (mainly men) are cracking jokes, defaming her name, etc. But let one of their male peers get popped, then we all need to come together or “stop the violence”. Absolutely disgusting!.
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@_Ohana_cx @selenesrat @CremeDeLaKym @db05cb @Inori_Hime @whatisgarcia @thelauragalindo @elll_ayeee @606hoodlum
@journialexis @whatisgarcia @606hoodlum Lol I toured the space and that’s the balcony I saw. I got the same apartment a few floors up. Hope this helps with all of your confusion.
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@SuperShantae @TooSweetFourYou Ah well with no proof of your expertise on this subject your opinion is moot then.
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@goofieee__ @_sonjiaaa @Beyawnsay You would think so right? Nope. She's convinced ppl are hating on her and that everyone making negative comments is a "side chick". 🙄.
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@6ftG0ddess @zxbjikh @broccolistalk @tixraa “they shouldn’t have to in order to be ur friend or come over ur house”. My house? MY house? What?. Yes the fuck they do. It’s MY house. MY friendship. If I say that’s what’s needed for you to be welcome in my house or as my friend then those are the rules.
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@hersuprme @PHRENOL0GY Saying hey is “overly cordial”? It seems like basic human communication imo.
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@jojotaughtyou I clicked on the comments hoping to see some clarification or something and found this instead.
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Twitpic how you would show up to the Met Gala with the theme of "American Fashion"
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@thoughtfulth0t @luhvenny @internetdolI Considering the amount of gatekeeping in the community, she might just be explaining so it’s out there & she isn’t accused of being straight. But then again, idk b/c I’m not her. What I do know is she felt the need to specify (possibly just to teach), & that’s her business.
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@CrackCobian @midairbandit @Hitsorze @RealSimbalism instead of doing the work she spent years doing after receiving criticism of her own.
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@chasityrenaexo @HitParade_HVO @OckyJ83 @Emanur55 I don't get why strangers think you owe them an explanation for your own relationship.
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People throw around the words “jealous” or “hater” when you aren’t awed by their relationship as if whatever remedial connection they have is actually worth being jealous of. I’m sorry that I’m not impressed that your nigga taught you how to tie your shoes. 🥴.
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