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@r4ralx
Same. Asked my dad to buy me a jersey for my birthday, instead he sent me to watch Manchester United in England. He said, it’s better than having an ordinary jersey.
I appreciate him. 💀
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@ifeoluwa_obe
You were in the car crying? I don’t understand.
You also have feelings for him?
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@Letter_to_Jack
“Mark am, na your mate” this is specifically used by your teammates to spur you on, after getting dribbled with no mercy by that opposing player on your wing.
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Learn python today. Touch and feel the python tomorrow. 💀
Agba Akin is my tech bro of the year 🔥
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@frankleanxv
@markgoldbridge
Rice isn’t better than Casemiro at anything. There’s a reason one of them was consistent in midfield that won 5 UCL titles.
Rice isn’t better than Fabinho, yet you compare him to Casemiro.
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@trending_medic
Always pick your teeth after eating vegetable and fish.. Why should i be seeing particles of leaf and catfish on my John thomas during blowjob? Chioma pliss fix up
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@ayisa__
Holy spirit restores data on a single iPhone out of millions of other iPhones, in a country where innocent little children are dying of malaria and bad drinking water.
The kind of stories you people tell is beyond crazy.
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@Emerald32180071
@instablog9ja
You need to get a job and live your own life sis. Thank you. 👍
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@Postsubman
Na person wey sleep, fit get strength to continue wedding after e wake up.. Make dem leave am
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@plastiQQ
This guy will go home and be crying that this country is bad, and how he can’t buy garri and sugar anymore lol 🤣🤣
Forgetting he collected 1k per car hours earlier
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@Sully2Lord
@Letter_to_Jack
If you’re wealthy enough to afford a Tesla, electricity would be the least of your worries.
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@Juwex1
@Wizarab10
They should start cursing our politicians that hurt them more than their lovers. Make una rest abeg!
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@DominicSantos79
@Letter_to_Jack
He was Juve’s top scorer for three seasons. Messi hasn’t scored a league goal since i last touched a woman 😭
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@itsmecheram
@davour2005
@ChattyCritic
@RespiratoryDafe
She’s not right anything. Some people had only their dads go to extreme lengths for them. Haba
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@sifuahmaddev
@preciouscali
@iamnights
I came back to say thanks for letting me use your Ferrari to take my wife to the hospital. I wish the kid was yours. You’re a good man 🥺
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@PsTrevorTjale
@AdeliaDineo
It’s called “Cancer”. There’s no devil or enemy anywhere that uses cancer to destroy anyone’s life. Spirituality and religion will be the downfall of AFRICA! Pray for her and keep it going.. TF!
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@Snakeystunna
That dude has never hyped himself as someone who lives abroad. Y’all just projecting your insecurities.. It’s even more amazing he’s in Naija here pulling those numbers from foreign accounts..
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@asabatailor
@Letter_to_Jack
“God save you that I’m working on myself” is also part of the joke?
You’ll make a terrible skit maker or stand-up comedian.
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@Ameerah_sufyan
Almost 2hrs and no solid response from security agencies around that area.
It’s a pity. I hope nothing happens to these people. Nigeria is a failed state.
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@_Boblong
@ChinweubaEmman4
@bebeimmy01
That “one vote” is the reason Tinubu posted that video on his page. 🤡🤡
He needs you to think he’s healthy.
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@boywithnoname_
@rutie_xx
Pictures of someone eating is disgusting to you? Lmao y’all will never seize to amaze me.
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@femi_nyst
@Egi_nupe_
@Mochievous
They know this particular dude ain’t no pushover.. He’s very solid, so they’ll try their best to avoid him. You can’t make a meal out of PURE METAL!
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@the_flowkey
“Let me quickly tell my own story, spice it up with the use of jazz, so the TL don’t see me as a hoe, who slept with a crackhead for over 6months”
Fixed it.
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@JemimaOsunde
For your own safety, visit her with a shotgun or a machete. You deadass dunno if she broke a gangster’s heart and man coming over midnight to say sorry with his gang 💀
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@hanny365
@Letter_to_Jack
Who is he oppressing driving his own car and being funny? Is he the reason Nigeria’s economy has gone 40m years into the past?
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@NaraOzim
Didn’t read all that, but I’m sorry about your dog. I hope it doesn’t dye of cold ❤️
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@JudeOtedo
@effodu
What’s not wrong with it? If she was that security conscious, why tf did she go from Lagos to a different continent to see a man?
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@Letter_to_Jack
Know why this is easy for Jack, he stans Ronaldo. Gives him an edge, cause during any game Ronaldo scores in, tap in or penalties, cules are bound to cry. Which opens them up to make emotional tweets instead of keeping quiet. Now that’s where Jack, comes in. 🤣🤣🤣
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@jessyGloria10
@Postsubman
Show me your tweet about the guy’s mental health when she was destroying his properties.
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@umehvic
@Purpleandflawed
@okeosisi12
@_ebelechukwu
@Wizarab10
She did make lots of sense. Don’t harass a stranger cause you think they’re something they’re probably not. Don’t assume people’s lifestyle. Don’t think a person wants to see your penis cause they posted thirst traps on their own page. Fvck wrong with humans!
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“Come to my village” “go to ondo” “visit benin”
Excuses and fear tactics. Another interesting thing is, Nigerian Christians are always the ones pushing Juju and Jazz prop.
Juju has to be real to them, or there wouldn’t be a proper prayer point in church.
Jazz isn’t as real as you people are saying. It’s 2023, you are in control of your life and your decisions, and yes, decisions have consequences. Nobody dey do you anything
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@IffiBaba4
@Postsubman
Lmao.. We go start to para when white people ask if na mud house we still dey use for this side.. Nigerians get phones wey dey browse, yet e hard to seek information with am.
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@Lerisma1
@aproko_doctor
lol just enjoy your life o.. No one’s getting out of here alive. 👍
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@ccoachee
@FernandesZone
It’s about the numbers when it comes to individual abilities. Trophies are won by 11 players.
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@NotMeButMe1111
@Postsubman
Lmao.. The Pastor and your aunt already rehearsed before that day. 🤣🤣
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@iam_ivoots
@jai2jay
@Letter_to_Jack
He’s tryna tell us they should have rated Messi higher cause he had more touches and attempted dribbles lmao 🤣🤣
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@silvertuke
@DominicSantos79
@Letter_to_Jack
Last I checked, PSG just won their game cause they outscored their opponents. Go and sleep.
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@KingBalmainn
@Blue_Footy
You’re bringing skin color into this? Do some of you even think?
Gabaksi was clearly the better goalie in this tournament if you actually watched him.
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@itsmecheram
@davour2005
@ChattyCritic
@RespiratoryDafe
Do you journey with every airline that leaves Nigeria for international travel? Please answer me
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@Paulbliss33
@YomYom_
There’s no good in defrauding a person bruh no matter what he/she does with that money.
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@itsmecheram
@davour2005
@ChattyCritic
@RespiratoryDafe
No, I’m not. You’re acting like you have knowledge of the number of Nigerian dads that leave Nigeria with suya for their kids overseas.
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@_Kellechi
@auntysherryy
@Santoscj_kings
I’ve been staring at this picture for like 3 mins and I still don’t know what I’m looking at. 😭
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@Dfacilitymanaga
@Postsubman
Some of you don’t use your senses at all. If she doesn’t reply, you’ll say she’s ashamed of her situation. Now she has replied and you’re saying she was pained. Quite sad
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@KR3Wmatic
Beat my child like this and you’ll be smoking jumbo sized weed with FELA wherever he is.
But on a second thought, I’ll never allow any of my kids attend such a school cause I’ll be at fault if they end up getting this sorta treatment. Their parents fell off!
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@Drmuzoic
@Gistloversblog1
He talks too much because he’s exposing a MARRIED WOMAN that was cheating. Wonders shall never end with you people on twitter. Tufia!
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@UgwunnaEjikem
Neymar, Mbappe and Messi highlights vs Stade Rennes. Absolute masterclass. 🥵🥵
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@perrisonoromoni
This is so sad! That school needs to be investigated. How on earth are they trying to sweep this under the carpet? Fvck!
I’d have retaliated if this boy was my brother. The principal and the students involved will join him ASAP!
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@starwitness1234
@TheFergusonWay
Nah. He’s some serious baller. You might be blind, which is understandable.
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@Postsubman
I fit swear say that guy papa no get hands reach Chairman of Keke Napep association Rumuokoro branch. 😭
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@Gistloversblog1
This is a very terrible way to die. Stuffs like these are super rare, reason it hardly ever makes the news. I hope her family can bear this loss. Quite Tragic!
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@instablog9ja
If every activity in this country was televised, we could easily be the greatest comedy show on earth.
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@Falilatt_
Go through the comments, you’ll find women like you, showing their support. But, yea, “men”..
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@Josizy
@Letter_to_Jack
If Arteta doesn’t have issues with Saliba, yet treats him unfairly, how’s it different from what he’s saying?
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@_Sundrazy
@KR3Wmatic
Deep down you knew they were just flogging you for no reason. But, if you speak up they’ll claim the evil spirit is the one manifesting.
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@HaaLUFC
@KyleCampbell456
@andrewmufc1878
@JonathanShrager
You don’t need so much bread to have an original turf.
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@taryourses
@KawuGarba
Peter Obi, will win on twitter and also win in your state, come next year.
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@Mum_Janie
@ugowilliams
@Gistloversblog1
If her pussy wasn’t too loose, his mouth wouldn’t be. Y’all will blame married men for breaking their vows and make excuses for his mistress. Keep the same energy!
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