No, Gardasil is not deadly. Quit getting medical information from Twitter and Facebook. Gardasil is a miracle of modern medicine, and it has saved countless lives and preserved the fertility of countless women.

@sparkly_jules1 😂😂😂

RT @Space_Bunzzz: Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of…

@butterboy93 @HEB @aaron_watson HEB doesn’t accept Apple Pay

@Bubola It a boomer but I was just glad his jeans fit.

@heyjulieo You pinch the nostrils together to hold pressure against the bleeding vessel, which is on the anterior septum. Pinching nostrils closed keeps it from bleeding.

@VERBAL_CHANCLA I specifically remember other kids telling me with confidence that you should “pinch the budge of your nose and lean back.” I still hear this from patients! There is nothing in the “bridge of the nose” that has any impact on nosebleeds 😂

@magnifikat32 @MrsCMFrancis If the measles vaccine weren’t effective the entire ship would have contracted measles. Measles is one of the most contagious viruses known. You need to take your thought processes a *little bit* further.

@disneydoc911 Yes, during the pregame

RT @uppityhobbit: What does a wizard do when he gets tired? He sits for a spell

@CenTexLakeRat This comparison is so weird.

@4TiffanyJustice Bring Back Schoolhouse Rock

RT @Soaringeagle45: Granny is fed up! 🤣

I wanna know who paid for the hang gliders @elonmusk

@rawsalerts If the probability increases by 0.01% per day the chances will be around 27% by 2035, right? I guess we’d better get going on those Mars transports.

RT @pew_mechanic: @DudespostingWs Never underestimate how long Southerners can hold a grudge.

@luinalaska SAME

@LadyDemosthenes He looks like a lecherous old man! Bad Bad BAD Colin!!!

@josh_seiter I’m just concerned that nobody has convinced him not to tuck his jeans into his boots.

@LadyDemosthenes Oh, Nicole. Sigh.