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Lately I've been thinking about the career coach who told us if you study engineering you'll never tarmac cos companies come to uni to book you before you even graduate 😂. I hope he's having a horrible day wherever he is.
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Osumo's business found good will and total support on this spiteful, hate filled app. He truly is blessed.
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Got married 🥰
Got a new job that I didn't even imagine I'd have a shot at 😭🙏
Moved to a really beautiful house w my person 😍
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Still remember how they called you a low budget Lord Baelish 😂
Nilivaaa same na kimanzi 2018 mkanikujia Africa yote. Sielewi diffrence ni gani na hii yangu ilikuwa 2018 manze. This was fashion on another level smh
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A prospective employer who thinks just because I'm job hunting, I'm idle 24/7, and should be available to schedule an interview at their beck and call?🤔 Clearly, I dodged a bullet by missing that interview😒
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Open up my window again
Open up my window again
I can hear death calling my name
I can hear death calling my name
I swear to God things ain't gon change
I swear to God things ain't gon change
I keep a revolver wit' your name
I keep a revolver wit’ your name
Just Incase 🎶
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Anyway girls, beware of interaction with any man who's sanitizing Shaffie Weru's distasteful talk.
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Anyway gurls if you ever get a chance to do a man dirty, please do it very intensely, vehemently, and passionately ❤️
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Neighbor wangu alichukua number yangu yesternight purely for business and in less than 24 hours I have a contact coming to me as a woman on Wozzap asking me who I am to Sam 😆
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Me ni adddict wa ambition, kwani ni kesho???????? success is my only muthafvcn option! 😆🤣
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I can't stand people who litter, at all. I'm the type of friend who'll make you collect your plastic bottles and candy wrappers whenever you litter in my presence.
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@NationBreaking
A murderer is a murderer. It has nothing to do with gender, profession or any other scapegoat to which people shift the blame to. He/she is just that. A murderer.
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@phinie_ndegwa
And then the rush to take your plate to the kitchen, wash your hands, and go to the washroom all within the five minutes of a commercial break 😂
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How you treat job seekers tells a lot about your company culture and the work environment btw. Some of y'all heri mtu ata abaki bila kazi btw. You're not doing anyone a favour by hiring them. If anything, it's their skills you're paying for 😏
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We don't realize how lucky we are for the smallest of things like waking up to peaceful surroundings.
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I belong to the 0.000000000001% of Kenyans that can actually keep time.
We're a nearly extinct species. Protect us at all costs.
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Na vile niliamka mapema bado traffic imenipata😫😫😫Thika Road is the absolute ghetto 😫😫😫
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I feel so sorry for people who are conned by scam job recruiters but lakini tbvh, in as much as it's tough and all, mbona utume pesa to someone you don't know for job application!? 😭😭😭😭
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Conmen are now approaching lecturers asking for CVs of recent graduates and then stealing from the graduates in the name of helping them process good conduct certs & other documents which are necessary for "that job offer"😅
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Me retweeting every TL bully mucking a ho that's always in my man's mentions like 😆
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Rugby thigh men, where do you buy your trousers in this city? Somebody please share leads.
#ikokazike
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I'd be damned if an internet stranger's opinion swayed me from living within my means and being comfortable at it 🤗
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Zakayo shenanigans aside, I've had a really beautiful year and I'm so thankful 🥺
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You're in his DMs, I'm quoted in his résumé as his main weakness. We ain't the same 💁🏿♀️
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I absolutely love this phase of my life where my friends are moving up in their careers, moving in with their partners, getting babies, getting engaged, owning homes, moving out of home, finding themselves, starting businesses, just growing and winning >>>
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Job interviews are so unecessary. Like, you already know I'm gonna give you the same Googled answers that everyone does...why don't you just verify that my resume is factual and then train and hire me? 🤷🏿♀️
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I literally have no one from my past I'd wanna redo anything with
We all have that ex we can take back from their partner anytime we want.
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For as long as there's life, there's opportunity & many chances to try, again & again. We'll get there guys. All my love xx. ❤️❤️
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I may look okay but deep down I actually feel like explaining in detail how I actually am from a marginalised community when writing cover letters for these jobs😭
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Hizi story za kuwa tricked and robbed in the name of kuenda kuombewa hapa CBD huwa zinanifurahisha 🤣🤣🤣. Like, why would anybody fall for such ata????? 🤣🤣🤣
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Don't I have news for you 😂😂😂
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Life has been so amazing to me lately and I'm so grateful for the blessings😊
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Vanessa Carlton's A Thousand Miles is one of those songs that just never grow old
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NAHHH I lost my waistbeads over 8 months ago and had no idea what happened to it, it literally vanished. Today I book an Uber and my Uber driver goes “hold on I have something for you” and hands me my lost beads. He said he held onto it in case by chance he picked me up again😭
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So many people losing their parents lately mahn it's so heartbreaking 😭
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While y'all here please don't forget to get your jerseys from my girl Nicole :)
@JerseyCiteh
Welcome to Jersey Citeh 😊.
For the latest Football, Basketball and Rugby Jerseys.
DM for orders
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Job description: Entry level
Job requirement: 3-5 years experience in a similar role
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The way my man is unreservedly proud of me and shows me out literally everywhere gosh 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
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Niliwekea huyu an only seen by thirst trap karibu inaexpire na hajaview
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The assumption that once someone is book smart they automatically cannot be street smart 😅
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Always wondered what people gain being unnecessary rude & spiteful on here 😒
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Someone once said the peace I have right now is worth everything I lost, and on nights like this, I feel it ❤️
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Lord release me from the shackles that is buying new clothes every now and then pls I have so much to save for this yr 😭
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Nobody:
Everybody viewing my WhatsApp status recently: Waaaah aki umekuwa thiiiickkkkk😱
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Me tipsy in my favourite nighties: "Babe, unataka kuplay PS bado?"
My boyfriend: (tipsy as well and very genuinely) "Yes babe"
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Leave alone time, why would anyone be interested in reading those Xtian Ndela confession insta stories?? 🌚
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Heh. There's actually people whose worry about the lockdown is not being able to travel/throw parties for their birthdays 🥴
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I can’t put into words how seamless my relationship is. My gosh!! we're in sync, and everything just flows. The love, the communication, the conflict, the understanding, the intimacy, everything. Who we are as individuals and how we come together is just wonderful
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In elastic heart when she says 'I want my life I want it so baaaaaad, I'm doing everything I can 💔'
That shit goes deep into all my 206 bones 😭
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Uhmmm....Okkk... I'm not the one who was called and I'm not in any way affiliated to the said interviewee in that tweet.
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Everyday, in every way, I thank God for my Dad 😭❤️. The way he always goes out of his way for my happiness and comfort😭 I'd never do this life thing without this man ❤️❤️
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Thank you Lord Jesus Christ for all the blessings I have received from your goodness 🙏
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I'm all kinds of optimistic about the new year and I know I'm not wrong 😊
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