b7wenty
@b7wenty
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I like Monogatari and have shit opinions on almost everything else
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monogatari tier list based on if id let the characters piss on me
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you can see the soul fizzling out with every extra year.
The iconic "Akira slide" referenced across three decades of animation
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@gloopbastard with all of the xenophobic shit Japan does, how do you choose one situation where it’s just a genuine communication issue.
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this video is like hypnotism, im forced to watch it once, twice, maybe even 16 times
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@allenvonghornet we technically can. Naruto.Sasuke.Sakura.Kakashi.Gai.Kiba.Shino.Hinata.Konohamaru.Sai.Ino.Tsunade.Orochimaru.Kabuto.Gaara.
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Monogatari girls and their mental disorders.Senjougahara: autism.Haneakawa: multi personality disorder .Nadeko: narcissism .Hachikuji: schizophrenia .Tsukihi: sociopathy .Karen: stupid.Sodachi: depression.Kanbaru: gay.
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THEORY: Nadeko has an affinity for hats because it hides her HORRIBLE hairline and MASSIVE forehead, instead of wearing them to avoid eye contact like Araragi assumes. Nadeko, please don’t go bald!
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you’re not gonna believe what i just saw at the convenience store for 298 yen.
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@vstcracker the bike slide reference is super bland and uninspired where we are at nowso it’s annoying to see. maybe if i watched Akira i’d appreciate it but atp probably nawl man.
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What my mono collection is looking like rn.I need much more but my priorities on buying merch is all over the place
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@MightyKeef @Captain_Ripstar acting like they don’t defy the laws of physics and shit, just let them breathe in space by default.
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under appreciated ed. all of them except for Kimino Shiranai Monogatari are honestly
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when you realize you have to post consistently to grow a following and dont spawn in with 100 loyal followers
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@sodapepper06 the most upsetting part about this bait is not even “erm weirdo series”, its the idea of someone starting on kizu instead of bake.
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anybody got any studio Shaft recommendations that isn’t Monogatari, Sayonara Zetsubo Sensei, Madoka Magica, and Sangatsu No Lion.
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@32xcartridges @allenvonghornet yea but you got me fucked up if you think im naming more than 10.
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@FUDATSUKIS how nice! a heterosexual man and a homosexual woman getting along over their mutual fondness of women!.
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@Exusillia ppl be doing that joke like i aint see 7 trillion others make the same joke. it was funny once, and only once.
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@KrainzZan @MightyKeef @Captain_Ripstar human beings aren’t physically capable of reaching that level of strength or flying because of the way they’re built. to explain how kryptonians, built the same as humans, can preform those actions isn’t possible without bending logic. let the super aliens breathe in space man.
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@_Eyzoe @mainmajin highkey but the main demographic of shonen fans are naturally inclined to be against yaoi in their manga, especially the mcs being the ship.
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@cozyheard imagine acting as if one love is inherently superior because of gender what a joke.
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@Andy_Arts06 @choppacard plastic man is more op but it’s one of those cases where i think it’s actually cool because he’s only limited to his goofiness and it’s not a comic writer trying to make the character badass by having them be stupidly powerful (which ultimately has a reverse effect).
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I HATE THIS FUCKING LARPER.HE JUST POSTS KIZU CLIPS AND BRINGS ANNOYING PEOPLE TO THE SHOW WHEN AT A MOST GENEROUS ASSESSMENT I CAN SAY HE’S ONLY WATCHED KIZU.
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@newpiracy68 i have no clue why but that specific joke is cemented into every monogatari fans mind.
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@tippitytoptweet @PopCrave Trump gives me evil for fun energy but Vance just looks evil, no strings attached.
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@TRKar_Vell lmao that’s just a basic ass display of a character expressing love. Orihime is no better than Hinata, lets not be revisionists here act like Orohime was some amazing heroine.
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Tsukihi is so clear, everybody vote for her
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no longer playing visual novels in the living room, it only gets more dangerous from here
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want to not grow my account solely off Monogatari but it’s all i know…
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@Majora__Z @TheSomethingFan it’s like 2 minutes, i doubt they actually cut important moments for this. probably just added it cause they could and jim carey wanted it.
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@AbsoluteTr4sh @TheSkullKidman the game/devs were capable of taking homosexuality seriously. when they didn’t it was in a comedic manner that most teenagers would act like, not just blatant mindless homophobia.
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@VaginaVegeta @ASleepyEgg this just shows he wouldn’t go any easier on a woman because he believes in gender equality.
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since she’s immortal, her eggs are always healed and ready for fertilization
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i love this image so much. its just a look of acceptance, not overly depressing or energetic. then you notice the eyebrow on being raised on the right, it changes the game. it still emits the same feeling from before yet adds another later of interpretation. beautiful.
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i bit my tongue really bad and i hurt a lot but the pain stopped affecting me seconds after cause i overwrote it with thinking “this is kinda like hachikuji”.
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@SaviorTakuji doc over diddy and epstein be so fr. only worse pedo is like peter scully who is genuinely pure evil.
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@21stCenturyGxrI @vstcracker yea but if i liked Akira i’d be like “hell yeah, reference to thing i like!!!”.
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@MrMurasakino @rasenburst @SnazzySonic you should be banned from having an opinion ever again for this.
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love seeing mono gifs that i can hear without audio because i’m a worthless cunt who has done nothing but obsess over this dumbass series for 2 years.
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@Zombiemutton @OvalFrankie cause lolicon isnt pedophilia and the fact that it’s become a widespread idea that it is is stupid. it genuinely only helps pedos to spread that and report lolicons. with reporting them you waste the time of people investigating real pedohiles.
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@HoudiniFont Akechi being a traitor was not a twist and meant to be a facade for the real twist of the PT knowing he’s a traitor. Ikutsuki sucks because, even though it was unexpected, hardly anything was done with him because he dies minutes after the reveal.
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@DailyKoyomi this is sweet but i like Hitagi and Shinobu not meeting, despite being the 2 closest people to Koyomi. Shinobu represents his abnormal life, mistakes he will reconcile with forever. Hitagi is his normalcy in life, the future he’s happy that he’s paved the way for. at least to me.
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@AnneMerasty @schuld_eth @ayeejuju the idea is that your successes are undermined as it’s spread amongst a group, while your losses are highlighted since you’re the focus.
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@Gabriel_Aaron28 @esjesjesj hot take: kids should be properly socialized and educated, especially from elementary to middle school. might be too controversial ik.
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