The Eggman
@ASleepyEgg
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This account is now run by the evil genius himself, I am the Eggman, and I do have a master plan. Hedgehogs (ESPECIALLY BLUE ANTHROPOMORPHIC ONES) DNI
The Death Egg
Joined October 2024
Don't let the parody account tag fool you, I truly am the real Eggman.
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These shoes look terrible. A total and complete waste of money if you ask me.
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WRONG! I'm better than both.
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That isn't something you can simply joke about.
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Notice how they immediately got better at art as soon as they stopped drawing Sonic.
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Who's that dashingly handsome gentleman on the right?.
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Fixed it for you.
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Apparently I need to put an indicator that I am a "parody account" now due to some ignorant fools not believing that I am the Eggman.
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TRANSport yourself into my empire, it's all of your birthRIGHTS to do so.
@ASleepyEgg eggman can you say trans rights.
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I agree. Mostly because I've heard he apparently dies at the end of this encounter.
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Practice drawing literally anyone else.
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Notice how the so called "hero" is so openly disrespectful towards women. If I were truly so evil as you all claim me to be, why would I of all people feel the need to point this out?.
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Do not call them that again or I'll send Metal Sonic after you.
Reminder that Eggman is canonically into fat bitches
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There's an ugly bitch next to Metal Sonic.
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Notice how it's only the Sonic fanbase that has these problems and not the Eggman fanbase.
@lizard_scales The Sonic fanbase has a load of problems. Transphobia.Homophobia.Racism.Ableism. And the list goes on.
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Tell her you're part of the Eggman Empire.
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Another case of that hedgehog being problematic as per usual.
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Sonic if he was actually cool:
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Notice how every time I see Sonic on my timeline, he's partaking in some form of bigotry.
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This "joke" isn't and never will be funny. Stop saying this, I am not laughing.
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Greetings. This is your genius overlord speaking. Due to my quote retweet of a talented artist gaining more traction than the artist herself, I have decided to delete the post. She's also made a marvelous drawing of yours truly, so go follow her. Glory to the Eggman Empire!
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Sonic might not be so bad after all.
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Fixed it.
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Greetings. I, your genius overlord am making this announcement to remind you all that no matter who or what you are, the Eggman Empire is a space for everyone due to having the same goal of world domination, do not let anyone tell you otherwise. Glory to the Eggman Empire!
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No I'm not.
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Too easy.
Name an anime character you could take in a fight. We’ll hear you out.
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Pretty much a bitch ass motherfucker.
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AMERICA IS THE FIRST TO BE RULED OVER, NEXT IS THE WORLD. GLORY TO THE EGGMAN EMPIRE!.
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Like that would ever stop me.
when ur fit fire but ur fat.
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*gives you the Metal Virus*.*gives you the Metal Virus*.*gives you the Metal Virus*.*gives you the Metal Virus*.*gives you the Metal Virus*.*gives you the Metal Virus*.*gives you the Metal Virus*.*gives you the Metal Virus*.*gives you the Metal Virus*.*gives you the Metal Virus*.
*gives u the plague*.*gives u the plague*.*gives u the plague*.*gives u the plague*.*gives u the plague*.*gives u the plague*.*gives u the plague*.*gives u the plague*.*gives u the plague*.*gives u the plague*.*gives u the plague*.*gives u the plague*.
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Reply if you're a massive Doctor Eggman fan.
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He is going to reveal himself as a devoted member of the Eggman Empire.
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A loyal member of the Eggman Empire has asked me for their help. You know what to do.
goodmorning everyone🫂 my mom's need diapers and underpads today can I ask for help to raise $368
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I won't tolerate any disrespect from an incel who can't take a hint when a woman says "no".
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Don't even bother.
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Sonic fans could see this and proceed to claim that I am the evil one. .
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WRONG! Here's the best solution.
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Sonic fans try not to be insufferable and obsessive freaks challenge (IMPOSSIBLE).
was looking at this kids toy and oh my god please tell me you guys see it too
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This is a reminder that ANY replies about my ex-wife will be hidden.
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We?.
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ship so good it has full-time haters.
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Reconsider.
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I was driving.
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no the fuck it isn't.
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I sent Metal Sonic after him.
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An obnoxious blue and red sneakers. Close enough, destroy him eggman empire.
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Share if you like Doctor Eggman instead.
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Marvelous.
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WHAT THE FUCK.
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That's why Eggman fans are superior.
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You are all welcome for the compliment, now get back to work.
Dr. Eggman would like to wish you a happy National Compliment Day. kind of!
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I'd crush him, this is correct.
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Some of you need to realize that being "evil" is simply part of a brand. You'll find that I'm actually very complex and complicated if you look on the inside.
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It has been some time since I've done this, but due to having more influence on this website, I have decided to redo this. Send me some robots and I will make a list of the ones I would like to see in my empire.
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@Animaten_Saine Excellent drawing. However, I believe she should join my empire, perhaps even stealing the chaos emeralds for my cause.
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It's Sonic the Hedgehog. The game is automatically bad by default.
can people please go into what makes this game so bad?
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Silver couldn't even protect his own future, yet you expect HIM of all people to lead a whole nation?.
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Replace her with Robo-Ky or Bedman instead.
❗️🌍❗️Earth Update❗️🌍❗️. Bridget from the "Guilty Gear" fighting game series is real. Bridget will randomly spawn in Congo . Bridget is a boss
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@Rebuild_Kaworu The Eggman Empire is judgement free, it doesn't matter who people choose to identify as or what they're attracted to. As long as my reign is being spread, that's all that matters to me.
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