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dear nation, you’re really making a 15 y/o child to go from “I’ll serve my nation only” to “I need to go abroad to be valued, to have safe life” in no time.
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forget about comparing us with god when you can not even be a HUMAN
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unpopular opinion but some couples in medical college are literal goals tbh. they study together, solve mcqs, discuss, are loyal, look after each other like best friends do, are happy.
like no BTs, they just exist and are happy, have nothing to do with whole batch.
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reason 1: miss India banne ke liye DIMAAG bhi chahiye hota hai
reason 2: dimag na hone par reservation ki system waha nahi hoti
reason 3: beauti-
khair chhoro vivaad ho jayega
Watch | "I checked the list of Miss India to see if there would be any Dalit or tribal woman in it, but there was no women from Dalit, tribal or OBC," says Lok Sabha LoP and Congress MP
#RahulGandhi
in Prayagraj, Uttar Pradesh
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cut off ki baat karr raha hai
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NEET ke aur ELECTION ke result dekh ke aaj ke din ko NATIONAL CHUD GYE GURU ghoshit kar diya jaye
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my dadi asking the category of a doc before visiting gotta be biggest W in her whole generation
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supreme court ne sub classification karne bola itne mein inki g**d fatt gayi
competition ke liye ground mein general walo ke saath khulla chhor denge to kya halat honge inke
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lol a guy fought with me saying ki intercaste marriage se casteism kam hoga (he’s from ST)
kyu bhai? nahi karni UR ko reserved se shadi, gene pool ka IQ aadha ho jayega bc🙂
(hey if you’re seeing this tweet, please let me know cuz I have already blocked your main id)
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ayyo ReNEET walo, jab college mein aa jao to bata dena ek baar ki ha wo hum the jinhe ReNEET chahiye tha
alag se swagat kiya jayega tumhara
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have 19 sub in medical college and still no teacher worth wishing गुरु पूर्णिमा
had 6-7 subjects in school and still have 16 teachers in total worth wishing गुरु पूर्णिमा
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i may look normal but deep down i want to know the love story of Dr. Rohan Khandelwal and Dr. Ila Jain Khandelwal
mann how frequently he keep saying Dr Ila Dr Ila Dr Ila
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My sister is having geography test tomorrow for which she is supposed to have political map.
She remembered this in evening itself and has 20 political maps already
+ she’s keeping geographic map in case..
BRO THE LEGACY OF OUR GENERATION IS DYING!
🥹
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if you find a guy in medical college, wearing neat and clean (may be ironed) white coat along with name plate, HAPPY (most importantly), then bet your whole property on fact that the guy is in FIRST YEAR
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when i say twas a good day i mean i completed whole larynx to an extent that i can concise the same in 1.5 pages😌
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i hope every single doctor who’s choosing to study in India, serve his/ her OWN nation, gets to say, “I knew the sun will rise” and not “I should have moved out rather” to the upcoming generations
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woke up at 2:30, went to brush my teeth at 2:35, in fact saw 2-3 girls doing the same and no one judged
this is what i love about hostels
ghar pe to 11 bajte hi it’s “jaldi utho, kapde machine mein dalne hai”
arrey to bhai matt dalna mere, sone do💀
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most of the residents who entered through merit in a specific branch teaches faaaaaaaar better than professors
i said what i said
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practicing doctors who also teach UG students really have thousands of story to tell ngl
peak engaging
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bhai ye jo chutiye bol rahe ki ambanis could have donated this chunk to poor people, bhai shadi to tuney bhi ki thi na? agar wo desh bhar ki gareebi mita sakta hai to tu bhi 6-7 logon ki mita sakta na? tuney kitne paise de diye usko?😂
idiots🤡
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my cousin who’s in 12th said NEET ke baad to things will get easier kyuki physics nikal jayega
sirf biology
alexa, jaldi se “kisi din ye tamasha muskura kar hum bhi dekhenge” baja do yaar
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life’s seemed so so sorted, untangled here. i swear.
har har gange🪷
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signs of toxic jealous asses in medical college-
(1) will ask what you’ve read/ completed
(2) g*nd jalegi
(3) particular subject ka most irrelevant topic jiski bhul jane ki tendency max ho wo puchenge
(4) you’ll not remember that
(5) successfully makes you feel bad
(6) leaves
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idk why tf did i even go for the ragging sessions in first year?
they told seniors kaam aayenge? kya bc imp to dusre seniors bhi de dete, in fact jo log imp dete hai wo ragging mein kabhi dikhte bhi nahi aur jinko keeda tha ragging ka unki khud ki 2nd proff mein 2 mein back thi
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bhai these senior doctors normalising working for more hours during residency, JUST BECAUSE THEY DID IT IN THEIR TIME directly shows why toxicity exists
1000 people doing the wrong thing doesn’t make it right. never.
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guys are so simple
aaj class mein 2 bande pen nahi laye the to ek ne meri colouring pens mein se orange utha li aur ek ne pink
puri notes inn hi 2 pens se banayi aur cherry on cake isthey HIGHLIGHTED the stuff toooo!!
also put a snap with caption-
2 bhai; ek sanatani, ek pookie
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bhai AIR 4 wale didi meri hi school mein the
mere hi coaching mein bhi
her success feels personal🥹❤️
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bhai iss bande ne blue tick leke vasool karne ke chakkar mein 2 din se itne tweet kiye hai ki mute karna pada
bhai final year nipta le phir batana NEET PG crack karne ke tricks😵💫
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clowns are demanding reneet as if they’ll top if given another chance
bhai literally a mediocre institute guy in my city managed fetching 700 marks
if you’re not able to compete, it’s your fault or may be take a drop and prepare for ‘25 as per the competition
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saw my photo in white coat on my mom’s wp status and this is what winning at life looks like to me🤍
happy doctor’s day to fellow docs!
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@Ding_Tring
as if they’ll end up doing private practices?
afaik they opt for government positions for practice kyuki unko waha bhi reservation milta hai😂
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people need to understand that not everyone who supports modi, actually supports modi.
some of them just DO NOT SUPPORT the shitty opposition and that makes them support modi
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someone thought its cool to teach 8 subjects (and that too non clinical) in 3 years and give goddamn 1 year for all 11 clinical subjects, and then don’t clarify about NEET- NExT and enjoy the ultimate cinema
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3.5 hours into rheumatology class and i seriously don’t know what’s this craze about medicine
i have started hating this subject already
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bhai this guy came to college, marked his friend present but forgot to mark himself present on attendance sheet
during the cross checking, he raised his hand in both roll calls (that too in verbal attendance 😭) just to know he was absent on attendance sheet
resident asked him+
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@Masood69433187
chutiya hai kya be?
bhimte aadhe marks ke sath free mein bante doctor
whereas general people fuckin pay for even higher marks
par ha tu wahi jana
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dating in medical college is all about compensating lack of personality by seniority
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context: he was my maths teacher back in 10th grade
we’ve talked for once after 10th only when i cleared NEET
to be added he used to teach in many prestigious institutes back then plus as far as i know he is a gentleman with a family
idk what i should do
he might be in crisis
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middle class people in India earn so that his family and FREEBIES seeker mfs can have bread 2 times a day
i said what i said
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idk who’s right in martyr anshuman’s case but his dad offering his daughter in law to marry anshuman’s brother is pathetic af
i mean how tf can his younger son and daughter in law could face each other under same roof after this non sense?
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NEET PG results rizz so high that even my mom came to study room, closed my books and said, “it took whole NEET PG melodrama to see you studying seriously after NEET UG”
mummy yaar😭
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ykw just f everything
after this NEET PG results, one thing i’ve realised is only academic excellence (not university exams and all cuz their end result doesn’t matter in fetching a PG seat to be brutal) can make me happy atp
no human, no other feeling or anything, you name it
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as a medico, i can’t stay sad about anything for too long cuz completing a marrow lecture of duration >60 makes me happy instantly and making notes of the same can even heal a breakup trauma or whatever you say
no amount of not kidding
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my mom legit called me at 2 a.m. for the project of my sister who is in 10th grade?
bhai mere time pe to bass 10 baje ke baad ek map maang lu chaped padd jate the😔
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bhai maine to NEET PG di tak nahi thi
kasam se my heart skipped a beat the moment i saw “RESULTS OUT”
😭
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reservations ka sex jaisa hai bhai
khud ko mile to sahi hai, chill hai
dusre ko mile to nahi hai
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anti ragging committee ke head person hi sabse jyada ragging karte hai🥰
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no one in medical college deserves to be wished happy friendship day except the guy jo proxy lagane mein expert hai
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JEE ka result aaya
cousin ke 91.93 percentile hai
uski preferable college mein nahi ho raha
advice mang raha tha
bol diya “caste” badal de, top uni mein hoga
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bio statistics is the first thing i genuinely loved after entering MBBS
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@AlphaQaLLL
i knew someone will comment this
but just telling, i have seen many of the seniors getting married
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modiji jaldi west bengal mein koi scene bithao warna NOTA button dur nahi hota vote dete time
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watching seniors on tl succeeding in NEET PG makes me feel so good mann
i mean yeah i know him/ her, i’ve seen them ranting about postponements, GTs scores, internship, and now, now they are where they wanted to be!
i kinda feel like i was part of their journey 🥹🩵
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it’s raining continuously since last night in vadodara; stopped for 1-1.5 hrs during 10:45 to 12
and i swear to god it started raining again exactly at 12:00😭
with lightening 😭
mannnnnn😭
🩵🦚
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“Bangladesh Supreme Court reduces reservation from 56% to 7%”
aur yaha humare honhaar paper leak mein fass rakhe hai
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i hate hate hate when school friends goes like “tum MBBS wale”
bro stfu, we were thrown out of class for not attempting the test? i saw you crying when you didn’t cut your nails in PE class?
just hug me like rohit did to hardik
i need that, i NEED that!
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i’ll tie spider man rakhi to my 13 y/o brother cuz he thinks this might be life changing event to him
idk but i get you bro i get you
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tum logbook/ journal nahi laye issliye absent mark karenge is the craziest stupidest thing i have came across in medical college
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yk this adulthood is just crazy
i am enjoying, but not as much as my mom dad thinks
i am studying, but not as much as my friends think
ik the difference b/w what’s right and what’s not but can’t face it too at the same time
(1/n)
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my batchmates might not be the best but the type of people from BMC i have came across in DAMS makes my batchmates the best
i said what i said
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people of peaceful community were playing idk what on DJ after 12:00 as they have some sorta festival tomorrow (technically today) again what idk
called police at 3 and now it’s as peaceful as it should be👍🏻
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Happy Independence Day to everyone living, studying, surviving and planning to thrive in Bharat even after all the odds!🇮🇳
those who still believe white people’s culture is the ONLY cool, sorry but you guys are still MENTAL SLAVES, hope you get freedom soon
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har saal jiss din NEET ka paper hota hai, 12 sept wali hi anxiety hoti hai by god
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lol this idiot doesn’t know the fact that MBBS is the first contact doctor for patient and it’s doc who decides whom to refer next
(ortho or rheumatologist in her case) and then proceeds announcing medicine as BAAP for what sake god knows😂
chutiya😂
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splitting bills sounds so so so casual
why can’t it be you pay this time, it’s on me next time?
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this PSM works on 2 ideologies basically
one where it makes you believe that “common sense is enough for this subject”
and another where it makes you realise “you lack that too”
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@hardik420bc
dude all he meant in core was ki UR girls should marry them rather than crying for reservations so that the upcoming generations i.e. their kids can get goddamn reservation
i feel ewww writing this shit
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bc inhone 3rd yr ke uni exams preponed kiye hai
is it a sign ki NExT hone wala hai?!
bkl
@NMC_IND
bata de kya karna hai
bc clinical achchhe se karr liye pata chala mc ne NEET le liya, para clinical padh liye pata chala saalo ne NExT le liya
mc nmc bc
bekar mein anxiety de rhe hai
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i altogether carry ishan awasthi’s academic excellence, farhan’s parents, bunny’s dreams and tara’s heart with me
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ek din aisa comeback karungi (though i have never left the race)
aur unn गीदड़ों ke muh pe thappad hoga wo jinhone गंध ke alawa kuch socha nahi hai
credit bhi gine chune logon ko dungi jo genuinely saath khade the
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started writing with ball point pen on ipad + overslept
a great start to a day before PSM exams
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some kids are so so mannerless nowadays mann
the worst part is their parents feel proud about this
ps: i slapped a kid and my mom literally gave me a death stare
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tu non veg khata hai to mujhe nahi khana tere ghar ka.. choice hai meri
itna offend kyu hote hai log bc vegetarians pe
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maa pe gussa karne ke baad dharati mein samaa jane ka mann karta hai👍🏻
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agar tumhe reservation se admission lene mein koi dikkat nahi to mere general hone pe agar mai proud karu to kyu chubhta hai?
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(1) 2026 ke jan mein most probably NExT deni padegi
(2) as a first batch deni padegi
(3) 2024 ke 7 mahine already nikal chuke hai
(4) abb tak kuchh announce nahi kiya govt ne
kabhi kabar shanti se socho to aisi g**d fatati hai babu bhaiya baat na pucho🥰
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