Nikhil Gupta
@Nikhilgupta1104
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I use common sense in my tweets :) Relate nahi kiye toh pure pese waapis....
New Delhi
Joined June 2020
Bro sounds more like Farhan Akhtar than Farhan Akhtar 😂 ❤️
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Bro worked his ass off whole his life only to give away 70% to his wife, who is leaving him just after 4 years of marriage. First Shikhar now Hardik, if this trend continues you will see Prenup becoming a common thing in India, just like USA. And 70% like seriously?
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Unpopular opinion: Prabhas should have retired after Bahubali 2
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Imagine being a lift operator for a day. You must sit in a low-ventilated box for 12 hours straight to push a button. It's almost like a jail of 12 hours daily, and you get paid 9-13K monthly. A seat in the lift is a luxury for you, and if not, simply stand in a life for 12
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Lakshadweep is that girl whom everyone ignored in school until she came in a saree on farewell
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The dedication level of this guy. I wondered which exam he is preparing for so I asked him. MF said school ka homework complete karna bhul gya tha.
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RD Sharma .HC Verma .Arun Sharma.
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One of my friends cracked a government job paying 40K/month, but he is way more respected than my peers, earning over 1 lakh a month. This tells a lot about our society.
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Am I the only one who thinks Rihanna is cringe and super overrated?
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@RealMaxtern @ElvishYadav If such clear video evidence is not enough for lodging a non-bailable FIR then I don't know what else is required. Bhai agar #ElvishYadav iske baad bhi arrest hoke saja nahi kaat ta toh mera toh system se vishwaas uth jaega. video evidence ek dum hi clear h.
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This is what it takes to clear an Indian competitive exam
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Take 5% equity of my life and give these moments 🔙
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My mummy ordered clothes from Ajio and when the Delivery boy came for delivery mummy started negotiating the saree price with him 😂 ❤️
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Imagine Neeraj Chopra and Manu Bhakar marrying each other and both winning a gold medal in the LA Olympics in 2028. Pure Cinema!!!
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Am I the only one who doesn't want Nirmala Sitharaman as Finance Minister?
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I noticed Indians from the south and Indians from the north fighting over who is India's biggest superstar SRK or Prabhas, while the answer obviously is Virat Kohli.
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Sexualising your friend's wife in front of her family on her once-in-a-lifetime moment. Can people step lower than this?
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First time in history a general category guy will take the seat of an OBC guy.
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Unpopular opinion: Prabhas should have retired after Bahubali 2.
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This could be us, but tumhe laga Rajasthan m paani nahi h.
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Suno, m bhi jeet gayi hun, thanks for being there :)
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At the end of the day, all of us want the same thing.
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Difference between Western Culture and Indian Culture.
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Rajasthanis, after seeing Delhi being hotter than them this year.
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Hey, non-vegetarians, you are not fooling gods by not eating nonveg for 9 days.
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In my parallel universe .- Amitabh Bachchan married Rekha .- Shahrukh Khan married Kajol.- India won the 2023 World Cup .- RCB won the 2016 final.- BJP won in Ayodhya.- Ironman was still alive .- Daya never left the Tarrak Mehta Show.- WWE was real .- Bigboss never existed.-.
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"Mandir vahi bana h, jahan banaane ka sankalp liya tha"- Yogi ji
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This guy was too naive for choosing 1 lakh over noodles. he could have made over 3.5 lakhs by selling noodles instead. Here’s the Baniya math:. Get 2 packs of each flavor daily, That’s 10 free packs whose value is ₹690 (69 each) do this for a year and collect 3650 packs, over
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In the latest episode of India's Got Latent, a contestant who used to be a friend of mine back in college came. The fake stories he shared make me sick of the fact that people go beyond limits to get some sympathy and fame. He said he faced difficulties in making friends while MF.
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Unplanned twinning with her is the ultimate sign god has given you.
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Day 1 I called her, .Day 2 I called her, .Day 3 I called her, .Day 4 I was like, am I the only one calling, .Day 5 it was confirmed, .Day 6 7 8 I didn’t call her, .Day 9 I asked her if she was mad, she replied on day 10, .Day 10 I asked her if she was mad, .Day 11 she replied no.
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