things that DON’T make you ugly
- acne
- having hex bugs in your skin
- scar (singular)
- stretch marks
- teeth
- hair
- hair
- eczema/scoliosis
- fat rolls
things that DO make you ugly
- liking star wars you stupid fucking man baby virgin, its why you dont have a bmw
@makaylamadkins
@DutchBrosSac
shes an employee. While the confederate flag is entirely a hate symbol, her political opinions arent in any way indicative of the quality of work shes doing. California Labor Code § 1101 makes it illegal to fire somebody for political beliefs too, no matter how dumb
"stands" ha
Im also gonna point and laugh but it is sad how completely divorced we are from the night sky. Thousands of years of myth and story telling are obfuscated behind the infrastructure for keeping our light emitting vehicles illuminated. It has to be lonely to have no stars left.
you might've seen him on tik tok as the cheese car guy but he really does need a lot of help with housing and just getting himself to a safer place health wise, donate please thank
Celebrated finally making it out to northern Idaho for Silverwood to ride THE first modern looping coaster EVER by rapidly osculating between 5'6" and 6'3"
things that fucking rock:
-kid rock
-the cave train at the santa cruz beach boardwalk
-yemeni rebels drone striking and knocking out half of saudi arabia's oil production
-vines
was kinda wishing tumbleweeds were heavier but then I realised if they were heavier they wouldn't tumble, guess you just gotta appreciate lifes creations :^)
Traveled to Toronto to ride this coaster,
#3
out of my 120 coasters ridden, didn't expect this to be my favorite giga but the 200 ft airtime hill might be my favorite element on any coaster ever
go to starbucks and order the "Dixie Damelio" if they ask you for the recipe that's just part of the bit, they know how to make it and you don't have to answer
Every time I mention I'm going to school to be a defense attorney people I thought were progressive become convinced I'm pro child murderer because I think we should check if people did things instead of just shoving cop boot down our throats.
honestly I fucking hate Italians but every time they made a new gross fuckin wet noodle tamato trash heap they made another song on the mama mia soundtrack that gets my subwoofers barkin in my oh-3 Silverado
@capybaroness
the green knight is the best litmus test on if somebody would eat the marshmallow right when the scientist left the room or if they had the capacity to wait until they came back to get two marshmallows. must be hard having less marshmallows than the rest of us
This picture of me at game 6 against the LA Kings is pixilated because of the large amount of Americium taken from the building's smoke detectors in my pockets. The Lakers will not win another chip, not if I have anything to say about it