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*sneeze* “oop sorry didn’t mean to spit all over ya” “you can spit anywhere you want”
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No better feeling than cooking something new for your PICKY ass niece and her telling you she absolutely loves it and is never going to be able to look at the dish (that she once scoffed at) the same again 🤣💓🥰
Auntie win 🥇🏆
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I haven’t smoked any weed since April, and I’m NEVER picking it back up. I feel so much more motivated, my dreams are so much more vivid, the messages within them are super clear now, and my memory has improved. 🥹💕 it’s wild realizing how foggy and lazy it made me!
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Y’all I have been put through the fucking WRINGER the last 4 years of my life, and to feel things finally smoothing out and getting SO good for me has me in tears. On my knees thanking the universe. As above so below baby!! LETS FUCKING GOOOO 🫨⚡️✨💗
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As a man with no money, pussy should be the last thing on your mind. Priorities all fucked up. Go get some fucking money, dork.
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One thing about me, you’ll never find me in the same condition you last saw me in. I take evolving very seriously.
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I smoked weed damn near every day for 14 years, with only one month long break in that time frame. Also haven’t drank alcohol in since mid-April and I won’t be picking that back up either, besides MAYBE an *occasional/celebratory* glass of wine. Big lifestyle changes. 💕⭐️✨🥰
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America is so gullible the media literally has everyone in a deadly choke hold
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Okay wait I just saw a video of this girl talking about how a coffee date is the worst date because coffee makes you have to shit and who wants to have to shit 45 mins into a date? And although I’ve never been on a coffee date, I’m going to have to agree WHY is that a thing 😂😂
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I’m so hot and insanely blessed and loved, no wonder the low life having ass bitches hate me. I’d hate me tooooooo!!!! ugh feel so bad for them 🥺❤️
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I’ve never gave a fuck what anyone thought about me and I’m not starting. Not today. Not ever.🫶🏼
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My heart aches for all the animals and babies that need saving, and need loving homes. I wish I could save them all. 😔
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“I just feel like I always need to run to everyone’s rescue.” “Someone needs to run to your rescue.”
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Twitter is full of weirdo fucks who validate other weirdo fucks for writing think pieces on people they don’t even know personally/subjects they have very little knowledge on. Shit is absolutely diabolical.
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My arguing days are overrrrr. I simply say what’s on my mind and whatever happens after that is between you and hell, cause that’s where you can go
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Took the best nap of my life earlier. Don’t think i’ll be able to top that one
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That full moon had was such a powerful release. I’ve been shedding so many layers of myself for the last 6 months and the last 4 days has intensified it all so much. Baby, I am TIREDDDD
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“PLEASE REPLY TO ME PLEASE” guys freak me out. Please touch some fucking grass.
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I now have her devouring Indian food for the first time ever
Another Auntie Win in the books 😂🙌🏻🥰
No better feeling than cooking something new for your PICKY ass niece and her telling you she absolutely loves it and is never going to be able to look at the dish (that she once scoffed at) the same again 🤣💓🥰
Auntie win 🥇🏆
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Idc how much money you make, how attractive you are, how cool everyone thinks you are. If I sense bad energy I’m OFF YOU. Be good or be gone baby I’m not here for games I got shit to do and entertaining evil is not one of them.
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I’m done with the “get back” mindset. I’m not about to lower my vibration because you’re an evil soul. You reap what you sow. Just be ready for the evil you’re dishing out to come back and eat you alive!
The universe does not play about me. I always win. 🩷😚
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Standing on business and no more sparing feelings at the expense of my own.
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I don’t want anyone else’s life, I just want the best version of mine. 🩵
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Karmic fucking justice mother fucker. It’s MINE and I’ve never felt more free. Life is so good. I could never show enough gratitude for the way the universe treats me. I am insanely blessed and HIGHLY FUCKING FAVORED 🤌🏼
To everyone who ever shit on me, EAT SHIT 😘🤝🏻
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And if we fell off and you’re still watching my page, thinking of reaching out to me, don’t. I have nothing for you. Respectfully.
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I love my nails long and I’m done pretending like I don’t. Long nails and rings on every finger me, pLEASE
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Two lil hoes who changed their ways and now only want to be hoes for each other 🤝🏻😩💜😂😂😂
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Me: *eating clean and my lil face blemishes finally clear up*
Also me: “omg let me go stuff my face with taco bell”
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No matter how real you keep it with someone, they will be who they will be. Learn to give love because it’s who you are, not because you always expect it to be reciprocated.
Stop looking for yourself in other people. Accept them as they are but place them where they belong.🩷
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Stop I just downloded the Yuka app and almost all of my cosmetic products had poor ingredient ratings🙄 and it scans food products too?!?!!! how am I just learning about this app omg it’s about to be my new best friend 😂🥴🥴🥴
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Contrary to popular belief, I do believe the Donda album was some of Kanye’s best work and I love basically every song on the album
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When little miss “I can do it by myself” meets mr “I know you can, but let me” 🤝🏻🫠
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The people you fold your wings for will mock you for not flying. Soar.
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Actually, no.
To everyone who ever shit on me — have the day you DESERVE, bookie. 😘
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What’s done in the dark will always come to light and if you don’t expose yourself, the universe will.
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I’ve done grown so much in the lifetime I’ve lived 10 different lives in the past 5 years. If you not consistently elevating and bettering yourself I’m cooooool. Stagnancy has never been a comfort zone of mine, you betta ask ab me. I’ve done nothing but improve MY WHOLE LIFE.
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I watched this full episode last night and I just need everyone to know I have not laughed tears like that in a very long time. My face was soaked for basically 3 hours straight. No doubt, one for the books 😭😭😭
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On the back deck, weather is beautiful today. Animals are relaxing in the yard. I’m editing new porn. Babe’s on his iPad drawing up new tattoos. Sippin’ our coffee, listening to Mac Miller.
Manifested this. 💕
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When people hold me to a standard that they don’t hold themselves to, I take that as a compliment because it is very clear they think I’m better than them. Amen.
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Play in somebody else face. I know who I am and I AM exactly who I say I am, flaws, mistakes, ALL OF IT. Can’t NOBODY take that from me. You can’t shake me baby. I’m solid. Be blessed!!!!
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This doesn’t go for my fans by the way. 💞
This goes for people I fucked with in real life situations.
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Contrary to popular belief, men with no tattoos can not be trusted. 💀
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Sorry can’t talk too busy manifesting the life and relationship of my dreams
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Pride and Ego could never compete with Emotional Intelligence.
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A lof of people don’t want to change but want the best version of somebody else.
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This full moon energy is so heavy for me. Wah. I just wanna lay in a ball and stare at the wall for hours lol
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I need to get my film camera developed I just know there’s some fucking gems on there
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I’m afraid my detach game is entirely too strong. Like, I’ve done this ten too many times.
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I’ve been on fb marketplace low balling tf out of people this week and it’s been really fun
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I don’t get even. I get centered back in my heart and let the universe handle the dirty work.
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I was just walking out of my house and I inhaled a bug and choked!!! 🤣 thats wtf I get breathing with my mouth open like a fucking imbecile 😭😭
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If anyone wants to fund my new found Biggby coffee obsession my fav order is $8 🥹 ☕️
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Biggby Coffee is my new obsession 🥹 starbz and dunkin can go to hell tbh
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u shouldn’t even find interest in me if i’m not da only bitch in ur noggin like deadass lol i’m not fucking playing dis is more than a tweet
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@TeddyNJ988
No, I can’t see myself ever getting one, personally! But I do like when men have them lol! idk, something about it just gives me very masculine energy 😂
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No seriously though! But I feel like coffee dates are for well established couples for this reason😂
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The truth to this has me shook omg?
“Trauma is stored in the hips” is so ironic to me because so many cultures incorporated various hip movements into dance, but then Europeans slut-shamed and sexualised them, making them more vulnerable to sexual trauma. And demonised their healing.
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@ChiranRamgobin
You are not wrong about that! 🏆🤍
Proud of you for all you’ve done Chiran!!! You’re such a sweetheart and you deserve all the good things coming your way.
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