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average or av (they/them) / 27 (minors DNF) / ugw49kg | header by the lovely @batsycal !

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Joined November 2022
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@averagefunnydog
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10 months
♡ edtwt intro ♡.♡ 18+ ONLY ♡.• 27.• b/p.• i never post s/h, gur0, g0re, h0rror!.• pro recovery, not fatphobic!. ↻ / ♡ to be moots.
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@averagefunnydog
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8 months
"i ate 640 instead of 500, i fucked up, today is ruined, i might as well get pizza and chips and cookies and cake and eat 3k calories at once because it's totally the same thing" GODDDDDDDDDD I WANT TO STOP THINKING LIKE THIS.
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@averagefunnydog
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9 months
Controversial opinion. No matter ur weight, if ur on edtwt, babe, you got something going on. Normal people are grossed out/concerned by this shit.
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@averagefunnydog
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9 months
breaking news, i don't actually have an eating disorder, i've faked it all .because my psychologist said that me binging and pvrging could be just "because of my ADHD".
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@averagefunnydog
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10 months
is it weird that I think my binging and ADHD are connected somehow?.
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@averagefunnydog
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10 months
does anyone else have the "what if i ate something and i don't remember it" thoughts.
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@averagefunnydog
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10 months
you ever see an edtwt meme so funny you want to send it to your 'normal' friends but you can't 😭.
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@averagefunnydog
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9 months
@bell_is_sour Advice for thee but not for me 😭.
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@averagefunnydog
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8 months
"edtwt is fatphobic" yeah if you interact with accounts that have PROUD FATPHOBE OINK OINK PIGGY FATTIES DO NOT INTERACT in bio then I bet it is.
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@averagefunnydog
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9 months
@AydenCried That's still starving and how much cals u eat doesn't invalidate ur experience !.
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@averagefunnydog
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10 months
my biggest regret of all my life is that i spent so much time being fat that i didn't wear a lot of cute clothes and now i'm too old (27) to wear them without looking cringe and like i'm trying to "make myself look younger" :(.
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@averagefunnydog
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10 months
i'm literally so scared of being "too encouraging" but i also don't want to be a Bitch that's like "omg you fasted for 12h? EAT NOW" or "HOW DARE YOU GO ON A WALK" or "HOW COULD YOU LOSE WEIGHT!! GAIN WEIGHT!! EAT 3000KCAL A DAY!!" 😭.
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@averagefunnydog
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10 months
btw if i ever follow/rt someone problematic/fatphobic i hope yall are like. normal about it and let me know without making it look like I'm Satan himself lmao.
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@averagefunnydog
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9 months
@ratsinbags thank you i feel like now i GOTTA lose a shocking amount of weight to be taken seriously lol.
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@averagefunnydog
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10 months
Don't start purging or you won't be able to bend over without food rising in your throat ❤️.
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@averagefunnydog
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10 months
id eat everything in this fridge or DIE trying.
@leoskcal
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what’s yalls BIGGEST fearfood?
Tweet media one
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@averagefunnydog
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6 months
Ppl who comment shit like "ok fattie" on recovery posts should lose internet access.
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@averagefunnydog
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9 months
THIS IS NOT A DRILL I FINALLY LOST WEIGHT AND STOPPED JUST BOUNCING BETWEEN THE SAME 2KG!!!.
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@averagefunnydog
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10 months
i gotta remember that if i have fuck ups and eat 1200 it's still a huge deficit, way under my BMR, most health advice says to NEVER eat under BMR, if I fuck up and eat 1200 it's ok, i can try again (trying to brainwash myself so i don't have a moment like yesterday).
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@averagefunnydog
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10 months
i hope yall dont mind my constant "omg i pooped" posts lol but its an achievment to me.
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@averagefunnydog
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10 months
GUESS WHO SHOWERED, WASHED THEIR HAIR AND DRIED IT!! I'M SO AWESOME.
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@averagefunnydog
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10 months
am i wasting 144kcal on a coffee? possibly. .
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@averagefunnydog
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10 months
to all new moots: hi, i love you and thank you, i am actually very uncool and post boring shit 24/7, sorry to disappoint you.
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@averagefunnydog
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9 months
4 days binge free so far!!!.
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@averagefunnydog
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10 months
had a SECOND of clarity during the binge and i just dumped everything into the trashcan and poured dishwashing liquid all over it. im gonna estimate what i ate was about 900 calories. which is not great, but better than almost 2000.
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@averagefunnydog
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if u recover i am hoping to never see ur ass on edtwt again because i genuinely care about all of you and don't want you to trigger yourselves and relapse!!!! i'll miss you but i want the best for you!!!.
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@averagefunnydog
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Why tf would you try to one up someone abt how many cals you eat? "You got full after 900, I'm lucky if I get 600 in" do you want an award? Should we call Bella Hadid?.
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@averagefunnydog
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10 months
1 week purge free :D.
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@averagefunnydog
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10 months
a lot of mukbangers spit out/purge food and i will DIE on this hill, one mukbanger (kasumi asmr) got caught bc she forgot to cut out a clip of herself spitting out food, who's to say others aren't doing it??.
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@averagefunnydog
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9 months
IT'S BEEN A WEEK BC I GOT SUSSED DID U MISS ME!!!!!!.
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@averagefunnydog
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6 months
is anyone else like, even when i lose, it's like, i have so much more to lose, i've barely made any progress at all compared to everyone i see on tl, which makes me want to binge because "im fat anyway" lol.
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@averagefunnydog
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10 months
Hii, good morning! I feel a little bit better now, but still scared to scroll my tl. How's everyone doing?.
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10 months
why do ppl just like an intro post and not follow??.
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@averagefunnydog
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10 months
I feel like I'm the only person failing to lose weight on the tl 😭.
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@averagefunnydog
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10 months
I hit my longest binge free streak in April so far (4 days) pls pray for me that I can keep going 😭.
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@averagefunnydog
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10 months
Brushed my teeth are u proud of me 🥺 on day 8 of no shower and 4 days not changing clothes tho.
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@averagefunnydog
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10 months
Goodnight everyone! Today sucked but I hope tomorrow can be better.
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@averagefunnydog
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9 months
my grandma is making beef stew just for me bc i said i liked it a week ago so im gonna have to break fast when it's done RIP 😭 i can't say no to my grandma, she's my fav person.
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@averagefunnydog
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10 months
good morning everyone ❤🌻 how are you doing today? any plans? I'm probably going to see a doctor for my heel spur finally today, and I'm free all day except for that!.
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@averagefunnydog
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10 months
another no shower day. but i brushed my teeth!!!!.
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@averagefunnydog
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9 months
i love seeing my pfp in peoples circles lmao everything is so cute and aesthetics and then theres this fucking dog.
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@averagefunnydog
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9 months
if you follow fatspo accounts i automatically assume youre fatphobic, no matter how hard you try to deny it.
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@averagefunnydog
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10 months
ppl who say that edtwt is shit probably only looked at st4rving 1nterrupted lmao my dash is full of super sweet ppl.
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@averagefunnydog
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10 months
i feel like such a failure compared to other ppl because my ugw is so high but i want to be "wow you're so thin!" barely underweight skinny and not "you need to get professional help NOW" skinny.
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@averagefunnydog
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I'm not fucking this up, I'm gonna get through my period without a binge, I speak it into existence, I'm manifesting it!!!!.
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@averagefunnydog
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Gotta admit, I'm posting everything on here lol my lowest lows n highest heights ur stuck with me yapping abt every thought that crosses my mind.
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i want to be skinny so that when i go out in sweatpants and a plain t-shirt, i look 'casual' and not 'sloppy'.
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@averagefunnydog
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you know that little "i pooped" badge thats going around on edtwt?? i need one that says "i showered" so bad lmao.
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@averagefunnydog
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average lore: i dropped out of hs and a year later enrolled in an adults only weekend school, which i graduated.
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@averagefunnydog
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Goodnight everyone ❤️✨ I hope you have sweet dreams!.
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can we make "poop luck" a thing or is it a thing already lol.
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@averagefunnydog
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Goodnight everyone, sweet dreams, sending u kisses mwah 😘.
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@averagefunnydog
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@ brain please don't go "i'm over my limit so i might as well binge" please please please don't please.
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@averagefunnydog
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Showered n washed my hair, slay 🙏.
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@averagefunnydog
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ignoring my cat's hunger meows. YOU ARE CHUBBY!! I measured out your food and you ate it! Wait until dinner! >:(.
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@averagefunnydog
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good morning lovely people in my phone <3 how are you doing? any fun plans? :D I'm gonna try to be super productive today and get a lot of writing done!.
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@averagefunnydog
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lmaooooo my cat (indoor cat with fiv) escaped outside and was wailing pathetically under a bush i had to do a little rescue mission, he was so scared.
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@averagefunnydog
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9 months
didn't binge today hehe <3.
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@averagefunnydog
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i rly rly love replying to everyone's good morning/goodnight tweets, even if we haven't talked before or haven't interacted, it just feels nice for some reason.
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@averagefunnydog
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10 months
this "smart scale" is literally showing up that i'm fucking 14kg heavier than my usual scale and the scale at my mom's house lmao i'm returning it.
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@averagefunnydog
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I GOT A CALL BACK FOR A JOB AT THE SUPERMARKET LET'S GO LET'S GO I'M SO READY FOR MY UNEMPLOYED ERA TO BE OVER!!!!.
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@averagefunnydog
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So uh, anyone else having a very unexciting summer lol.
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@averagefunnydog
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I ate 1232kcal why does it feel like I ate 1 million n I'm immediately going to be 500kg.
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@averagefunnydog
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good morning everyone! ❤🌻 i hope you have an amazing day today! any plans?.
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Saw someone doing a 169h fast on tumblr I'm gonna die from being embarrassed to fail at even 48h ok im c/s the pizza and then fasting until I go insane.
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@averagefunnydog
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sometimes it's not even for thinspo i just see a woman and i my mind goes FDHSFKJHSFKDSJKFDS WOOF BARK WOOF FHSDJFDKSFS 😳 (respectfully).
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@averagefunnydog
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8 months
@casswith2ses right?? like how does make sense to my brain?.
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@averagefunnydog
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9 months
Cig packs be like.
@hourIyhoroscope
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cancer, do not smoke.
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@averagefunnydog
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@peepsandpasta the fuck it and binge is so real. .
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@averagefunnydog
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If yapping burned calories I'd be negative BMI points.
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