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this account is me screaming into the void about the twolves so sry ahead of time 🐺🏀

st. paul, mn
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asked jaden mcdaniels to autograph the sign i made of him and he asked if he could keep it and i told him yeah man it’s all yours which is rly the biggest compliment you can give an artist
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anthony edwards, suni lee, and now tim walz? we are the moment. all other states are ass, that's crazy
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@bkrewind you already know trump and vance are gonna duck every debate. you can't risk walz making this face when you talk, america is superficial!!
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so many denver fans are yelling at me to go back to minnesota, but at least i have a home. city full of transplants. no culture. most wolves fans in attendance live in denver. idk what to tell you.
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look at these terrible ass vibes
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Jimmy Butler on the Timberwolves feels like it never happened
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s/o the art class i took senior year. s/o tacoma. s/o the whole 253
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at the game and someone behind me said "they had a spark during the denver series but not now, we're done." i need all typical minnesota sports fans to never enter target center. fuckin ever.
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i owe an apology to @Grady . ran into him outside of target center after the game. i was a few too many bud light seltzers deep and perhaps a little too enthusiastic about how much i love him and his dynamic with @JimPeteHoops . he liked my twolves shoes tho!
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yeah i’m drunk so what??? god bless @desusnice , @THEKIDMERO , and the minnesota timberwolves
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@BleacherReport i want to be sympathetic towards the refs because the game is so fast and hard to call but it rly does feel like the officiating has been exceptionally bad this year
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you could say im officially ready for the playoffs 🐺🏀💙💚
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reminder: this would not have been possible without the tireless effort of Valerie Castile, Philando Castile's mother.
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BREAKING: Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz will be the Democratic VP candidate, alongside Kamala Harris. Walz forged a reputation as a Governor who makes good policy happen. Last year he signed a law guaranteeing free breakfast and lunch for all Minnesota students. And that's not all 🧵
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remember when @GovTimWalz penned “Minnesota will lead on climate change if Washington won’t” last year?
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BREAKING: Despite violating Ojibwe treaty rights, despite climate science & future generations, @GovTimWalz administration has granted the MPCA 401 Water Certification to send Line 3 dirty tar sands thru 818 wetlands, via @lbishopw . We stand ✊🏽❤️ #StopLine3
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@THEKIDMERO don’t blame your son
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@MaryMoriarty @StarTribune you guys gonna cover Jaleel's acquittal? as usual you were quick to relay the police's side of the story, which again turned out to be straight up lies. its almost like mpd is not a reliable source of information...!
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im not doing another fuckin white out @Timberwolves
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drunk enough to book my flight for denver. see you sunday.
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booker? more like booger amirite guys
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@offmychestpass she tweets like she wants the smoke and then white woman cries about it when people engage
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am i just a big homer or are the timberwolves rly the best basketball to watch? s/o to the knicks to never winning by like more than 5 so that's exhilarating. but... we're objectively the best team to watch so far, no?
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i'm a midwest bitch. i'll die where i was born. you simply cannot relate.
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he's done a lot for the community, but a moment that sticks out to me is @KarlTowns coming back to MN in aftermath of george floyd's murder. his mom died from covid just a month prior & he still made space for our collective rage and grief during a time of profound personal loss
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even as a certified winter hater, i think minnesota is the perfect place to live because anthony edwards plays for the home team and we burned down our police precinct
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coaching on percs, in finchy we trust!
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Chris Finch is up and crutching around the court after Wolves practice
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wild to think i was a zit-faced emo kid at the franchise's first game 7 vs sacramento. now i got gray hair and a mortgage at the wolves second game 7.
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NAZ REID
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@JonKrawczynski that dunk was art and that ref is a wet blanket
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still financially recovering from the wolves' playoff run. pockets empty, hearts full, no regrets!!!! 🐺🏀💙💚
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i am a spiller. i want to enjoy a glizzy. i wear makeup. i have spent money on timberwolves gear that is not white. im not doing this anymore!!!!!!
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1 year
tbqh i took mushrooms earlier today and i’m crying during this game i fuckin love the guys
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lmao at jaden mcdaniels directing booker to the tunnel as time expires 😭😭😭
@legendz_nba
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LEAKED Audio Of Anthony Edwards Trash Talking Devin Booker👀: “Get that sh*t out of here, n****” This block prevented Booker from getting 50 points. Then, after the game was over, Edwards said in the tunnel: “Talking all that sh*t… get their a** out of here!”
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don't fuckin talk to me you fuckin chumps
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i love @patbev21 . catch me in full goblin mode tonight at target center
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wow it seems like every single one of our 6 playoff games, the opponent isn't able to do what they normally like to do. i wonder if maybe we have something to do with that. or maybe we're just extremely lucky that they're all having such bad games.
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@notfolu this image unlocked something long forgotten in my brain
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no matter what happens, denver still sucks as a city. millions of breweries and white people sitting in traffic on the weekend to go to the mountains. grow up
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guys i’m in the bay area so my promise to you is to be the most insufferable fan at the bar 🐺🏀
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i luv sleepy looking players… jaden mcdaniels, brandon ingram, tracy mcgrady
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rewatching game 1 to worship black jesus on this holy day
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@MoronFunctional the playoffs is all about playing the same team over and over again and damaging them psychologically
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some of y'all better fix your fuckin mouth
@TheDunkCentral
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ANTHONY EDWARDS TONIGHT: 43 POINTS 7 REBOUNDS 3 ASSISTS 59% FG MINNESOTA STEALS GAME 1
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these colors don't run 🐺🏀💙💚
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all i know is i'm gonna be an absolute goblin at target center tomorrow 🐺🏀💙💚
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one thing about me is i'm still gonna be drunk as hell at target center this thursday cheering for the fellas. nothing can stop me. 🐺🏀💙💚
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if a game could’ve been considered the best win of the szn, then it cannot be the worst loss. plz pull it together, i beg of you.
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guys i dont wanna give myself too much credit, but im pretty sure the wolves swept the suns because i got special nails for the playoffs
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you could say im officially ready for the playoffs 🐺🏀💙💚
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say what you will about me, but my favorite team is simply delightful
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how can i possibly be expected to work when im simply too excited to support the fellas irl tonight??
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rly wish i still had my childhood bedroom closet so i could make an offering before tonight’s game
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publicly grieving
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don’t think i forgot about all you weenies who said this szn was the most hopeless you’ve ever felt as a wolves fan. either you’re new here or dumb
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i need everyone on this god given earth to hop on the jaden mcdaniels train
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late night collage n crafts 💙💚🐺🏀
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actually it’s witnessing andre drummond lock up rudy golbert
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Every women's biggest nightmare is late marriage
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idk about your squad, but my hometown team is full of outstanding gentlemen who will also embarrass you on the court
@NBAPR
NBA Communications
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The NBA today announced that Minnesota Timberwolves center-forward Karl-Anthony Towns has been named the 2023-24 NBA Social Justice Champion and will receive the Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Trophy. More:
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how can you be from minneapolis, presumably raised on kevin garnett, and NOT like patrick beverley?
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@JonKrawczynski bought a flight drunk while attending game 6. staying with a fellow timberwolves fan/minnesota native since no one is from denver. transplant city.
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name a drunk purchase you don't regret. i'll go first: a flight to denver and a game 7 ticket
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HE DELIVERED
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@ShahbazMKhan Minny deserves better. I plan to give it to them.
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don’t cry because it’s over, smile cuz it happened wolves nation
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bro i just fuckin love the guys and there’s simply nothing else i can say
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look i'm an absolute idiot basketball fan but if THIS is your takeaway from tonight game then idk
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KATs never gonna be the soft allegations, and his iq his worse than an AAU player
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ITS JUST BIG ME
@NBAPR
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Minnesota’s Anthony Edwards has generated more than 100 million video views across NBA social and digital platforms since the start of the NBA Playoffs, second among all players (trailing LeBron James with 130M video views). Edwards finished the regular season as the 7th
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denver, a city full of white outdoorsy transplant pussies
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@Shapalicious UPDATE: Denver Police confirm that Anthony Edwards has been cited for third-degree assault for striking two women with a folding chair following Tuesday's game | by @Shapalicious
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i simply will never stop believing in the guys
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yea that’s what i fuckin thought!!!!!! 🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺
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@theboylynxpod wearing my eddie griffin to commemorate those who have passed on 💙💚
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I LUV THE FELLAS 🐺🏀💙💚
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@TylerIAm ah yes the infamous 02 wolves… kg, troy hudson, joe smith, and gary trent
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i've been to so many playoff games that i have a big XL sleep shirt for every night of the week now. just perpetually winnie the pooh-ing around the house.
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i will continue to do my part by being a loud piece of shit every time i’m at target center
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D'Angelo Russell when asked what the energy Patrick Beverley plays with provides: "I think the energy more than anything forces guys to want to turn their energy up, compete. It gets our quiet-ass fans involved, too."
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LADIES get you a man that gifts you a very small customized throw pillow just because
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@notbuaydubz my tweet about MN being 🆙 got enough traction that alt right twitter found it. they keep trying to manufacture "gotcha" moments about the uprising. it's like... burning down the police precinct is central to my minnesotan pride, you can't make me feel bad about this pal!!!!
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@JimPeteHoops
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You can have a @itsmclaughlin11 T-Shirt too...just ask @MarneyGellner .
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my mom’s an art teacher so her fav wolves player is naz because there was an article about how he got back into drawing during the covid szn since players weren’t allowed to leave their house for anything other than basketball related shit
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in timberwolves astrology, i have entered the year of fred hoiberg
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dlo is the third best pg in franchise history behind starbury and terrell brandon, but i am happy that dlo stans will no longer be following the wolves
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i've specifically curated my feed to be a timberwolves echo chamber so everybody better fuckin agree with me
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fuck the apron, switch up the desert for the tundra and get @KDTrey5 to minnesota 🔜
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Can’t wait for them to get their new gold friendship necklaces in a week or so.
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i cant believe i got to witness the jaden game irl. i do wish i drank less tequila tho
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not to yuck any yums, but i believe that anyone who prefer mens college basketball to the nba is dumb
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proof that i’m truly about this 🏀🐺
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sometimes the fellas are gonna lose and timberwolves twitter needs to lighten up
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thank god the fellas are back in action tonight. lemme hear ya howl babyyyy
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you guys???? the wolves are good!!
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s/o my guy!!! and my 2008 scenester hair
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Nadine Babu
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Ladies and gentlemen, your hero of the evening, Pierre. He is the man that showed incredible speed and athleticism in tackling the 1st protestor. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 #Timberwolves #WolvesBack
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GOOD MORNING TIMBERWOLVES NATION
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he is light. he is joy.
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Ant Edwards (38 PTS) took OVER in the Timberwolves OT win 🗣️ Back-to-back-to-back clutch buckets. Scorching.
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i still believe 💙💚🐺🏀
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uhhhh i’m in new orleans and just ran into jokic on frenchman street??
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wore my i ❤️ pat bev sweatshirt to the gym today. this started a conversation with the guy behind the desk who said “yeah well if KAT WASNT SUCH A PUSSY…” to which i could only roll my eyes and walk away
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made this dumbass reel last night but guess that dlo bobblehead is already a throwback
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drunk reporting live at the wolves game with an extendo ipa
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strange how glen taylor is so concerned about the wolves staying in MN but refuses to sell the team to KG, the only person who has ever been committed to this god forsaken franchise
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rly starting to ruin this family vacation by not skipping any twolves games
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idk about you but i luv the guys. each and every single one of them 💚💙🏀🐺
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@THEKIDMERO oh she’s the youngest, the only girl, AND an aries? she’s a force to be reckoned with. happy birthday!!! 5️⃣🎉
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