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Kate Middleton it is time for you to join the IRA
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@losymontoya
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me when i find out that couple we hate is also going to be coming on the upstate camping trip
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guys its all gonna be ok if we can’t joke about the ruling class on twitter then what has become of us
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going to start tucking my t-shirts and see if this changes the trajectory of my life at all
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tea cosy ass shirt
will this make me look like jeremy allen white in a cover shoot (no undershirt) or will it make me look like a substitute math teacher
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sent a nude and her response was let me circle back to you on this
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around second semester of any conservatory acting program the masculine actors figure out they can do this and then they don’t stop till 3rd year when the Adler teacher tells them ok you have to do something else now
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Conservatory acting schools are going to start having a hard time convincing people 4yr programs are the way to go
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Making my first appearance in fashionable society tonight as a young lady
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@GadSaad
congrats on using gender neutral language in your tweet about how hard language is.
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please direct me to the 150k 1hr/day job
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meet me at the bumble corporate dating cafe
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first guy to arrive to the model house *strategic*
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coming home drunk to this face is insane. like i’m 8 beers deep and meeting the mythical gatekeeper of a labyrinth in my bedroom
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Ernest Hemingway never would have survived e-girls
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hot bod rotten brain
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girls who have their own name on a necklace will ruin your life
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i got a new modeling agent today despite having drunk three beers last night
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really my greatest selling point is that I look like someone your ex would absolutely hate to see you with
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