Sloane Crosley
@askanyone
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Author of I Was Told There'd Be Cake, How Did You Get This Number, Look Alive Out There, The Clasp, Cult Classic and Grief Is for People.
New York, NY
Joined March 2009
There is honestly no point in doing anything but this guy's job.
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Just bought two avocados hard enough to last through this administration.
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To the people who see you will be in a city for 24 hours and tell you that you simply MUST go to the wax diaphragm & dildo museum 40 minutes outside of town, not to be missed… I love you, never change.
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RT @reboot: 🎥 Join us in NYC on Feb. 18 at 7 PM at the @cjewishhistory for a screening of The Anne Frank Gift Shop, followed by a panel wit…
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This the best memoir I have ever read on this subject. Lucid and absolutely brutal. I’m grateful it exists and wish it didn’t. Out in May: @fsgbooks
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Everything is so bad but it is my great joy to report this is happening again.
The great thing about be being able to hear my neighbor, *through my kitchen floor,* screaming at Alexa to play the the news full blast, is that floor-thinness goes both ways. I just turned his TV off. This is still a country.
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I had no idea "tidbit" was his nickname for her when I posted this. Man, that guy had reach. ♥️
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Andrew Bangs is one of the first friends I made after college. I can't say enough good things about him (though never to his face *obviously*). I know there are many others like this...but this one is mine. If you feel compelled to help, here's how:
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@harryh True, but you chose that and they generally don't require construction-grade earmuffs.
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RT @nytopinion: “I set out to write the story of my friendship with my former boss who died by suicide and the ensuing grief, but writing a…
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"...these are our favorite real-people memoirs published this year" With love and realness for the new year x
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