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@ashlea_actually
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Because Drake dropped “Nice For What” on April 6, 2018. We’re already behind
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It remember the exact moment I first heard this song. Date, time, all dat!! That was a defining cultural moment
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@yanab0015
They were laughing at whatever tea A’ja said they do or don’t have. You can tell it was an inside joke that just took them both down😭
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The best use of the word “aperitif” I’ve ever seen
Do you think if your dad had some pineapple the night you were conceived that I would be having this tedious conversation now?
People that should have been an aperitif shouldn’t speak.
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@BiggggLo_
This why she was doing her little dance in the control room during that draft. She knew she made out like a bandit!
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@SubriaWhitaker
Needs to be exclusive content for the WNBA app (because it definitely won’t be safe for regular TV😂😂)
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@TheBaddestMitch
The hilarious shade of the phrasing that is “that’s a bold statement from an Iota in the south, in 1998.” Like it’s just a statement of facts and yet
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@solomonmissouri
The eyes. Slit eyes vs round ones = poisonous vs. not. However both methods still entail being way too close to that snake for me
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@solomonmissouri
That man told us who he was. Unprompted. She was gonna let him remain anonymously trash
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As someone who has done CPR many times and had to comfort people who witness CPR of a loved one many times, everyone who just witnessed that needs someone to talk to and this game isn’t even an afterthought
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@BiggggLo_
The Wings/Sky game I’m going to tomorrow (and when they play Saturday) been sold out since the draft. Definitely the Angel effect
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@solomonmissouri
This how. He broke it down😭
Tall healthy women.
Blessed by the spirit.
Ushers dressed in all black with beaded bracelets. Yep… only one culprit… the senior pastor of Black Twitter… Mr. “Ain’t Nothing Outchea” aka Mr. “Gone Home, Champ!” aka
@solomonmissouri
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Okay? Like we know this is BS, but Ben Simmons, That Bodyguard,Wale?! Drake (5 years ago Drake). Some heat, I fear
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Registrar’s office is working triple-double time in the transfer pool era
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As someone who was born in that exact year of the late 1900s
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I saw Guys and Dolls. I 100% see how that man was a menace in his day
Marlon Brando was running through the black community the man should have come with one of those camp lejune warnings
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@jiggyjayy2
Cuz they haters. I’ve watched this video every time it’s popped up on my TL with mostly awe and a touch of jealousy
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Convenience, maintenance, and license
What word is your spelling nemesis?
This is a safe space.
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“You know I had to double it.” 2 Masters, 3 degrees. Big Ashlea, never the little one😝
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“He was light-skinned? Because why half of you—”
@TheBaddestMitch
please 💀💀
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Grapes, fresh Bing cherries, and pecans *chef’s kiss*
Whoever came up with putting apples in chicken salad… i hope somebody does something delightful yet unexpected to your mouth
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We used to be a proper country. 22-26 episode seasons. 40ish minute long episodes. Probably get some holiday specials thrown in too. A proper country
I’m sorry Season 1 of Desperate Housewives had 23 episodes of 43 minutes each?! What happened to TELEVISION?!
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40lbs down. What what? June 2019 to June 2020💪🏾💪🏾
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I have been in Black romance hog heaven these past few days!!
@QueenNilly
@kennedyrwrites
#twitterlessNatashaBishop
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You can tell by her face, nothing could’ve prepared
@TheBaddestMitch
for that answer
Ok this is a safe space but you gotta answer:
What historical figure from way way back in time would you let take you to Poundtown????
There’s no wrong answer on
@JokesOnYouPod
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But did it prosper?
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Jackie:
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@nasgioia
You might be on to something. Seattle and LA might do them nicely. Take in the Space Needle or Hollywood Sign. Idk, maybe even a show in Vegas.
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“Arm wrestling people into completion.” My God today, what an arrangement of words 😩😭😭
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I got 3 assignments due at 10PM (because my professor is extra and makes them due at 10 instead of midnight 🙄) and I’m still in bed
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Dan and Blair
If you could erase any storyline from Gossip Girl, which storyline would you get rid of?
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This officially an Alexandra Warren stan account!! That pen is lethal. And with the sports romance mood I’ve been in as of late, I have been in heaven. Everything is 🔥🔥🔥
@__ActuallyAlex
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She said they call her Ricky Rubio in practice for a reason 💁🏾♀️
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I hope she is surrounded by so much love because I cannot imagine the vitriol she is subjected to
“I'll take the bad guy role and I'll continue
to take that on…
I'll look back in 20 years and be like, yeah, the reason why we watching women's basketball is not just because of one person, it's because of me too and I want you to realize that.”
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Also I don’t think I shared this here, just insta, but I’ve been really working on living healthier
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@TheBaddestMitch
You can see it from the front😩. God gave you a double portion and saw fit to give me none😂
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@shes_rADIAnt
I’m allergic to peanuts so I have no stock in this, but Reese’s is missing such a great opportunity here
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Us watching it happen:
Y’all…LOL…I’m not sure what I thought 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 just knooooow my teammates aren’t letting me live it down🤗🤗🤗💀💀💀
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I will forever be thankful for my parents’ financial support throughout my late teens and early 20s. It definitely contributed my financial independence now at 25
Bruh no cap. If you 21+ and ain’t paying no bills for yourself that’s a real problem.
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I really just quit my job and clocked out for the last time; it really hasn’t set in yet
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Caresha, please🤣
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She said there is a such thing a stupid question and I’m gonna walk you through it 😂
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“Finally” being used to describe books with Black FMC with all relatively recently published books is quite certainly a choice. I didn’t google, but I think the oldest of those books can’t be older than 7-8 years max
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Honey Chipotle chicken crispers, Southwest eggrolls, Cajun chicken pasta, El Presidente margs, molten lava cake, burger bites, strawberry lemonade
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Good morning to my All-Star snubs. Bust everybody ass the rest of the season. 🫡
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God, I HATED her. Like insufferable doesn’t come close to the word, but it’s the closest I can get
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