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@murderxbryan
Cool that I have so much similar with the older generation. Really makes me feel close to my heritage.
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The baby refuses to sleep anywhere but my boob with my nipple in his mouth. Like father, like son.
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Chris and I watched Flaming Hot, the story about the janitor who invented flaming hot cheetos and I was weeping at the end and Chris was yelling “he did it! He made the hot Cheeto!”
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Whipped it out immediately at home 🌭
Went and saw Love Lies Bleeding today. It was fucking great and SUPER horny but I kept my shit in my pants and just watched 🤝
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Just want to take a moment to appreciate this husband man of mine. I have been so incredibly stressed and not present because of work and school and he’s shown up, again and again, to take care of me and make sure I can relax in any way I can when I have a moment to.
Bless him
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When I was pregnant I did pottery up until my due date. Got them back today :)
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I finally got a P.O. Box so that people can send me stuff. Let’s try to not send weird stuff
PO Box 10769
Columbus Ohio 43201
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@arod_twit
Sober alchy here. Alcohol and sugar “light up” our brain in the same way, so it’s just trying to get its fix. Overtime, if you hold off on the sugar as well, the neural pathways will shrink and you won’t crave it as much/at all. Highly recommend fruit to help!!!
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I was going to say I can’t believe no one is making fun of this but I realized it’s probably just because it’s been this sad for a long time.
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Chris wants to stream the birth of our son and may ask me to give birth in a podcast studio with neon lights for the full effect.
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Today Chris is acting really great. He’s talked about swinging his cock around to distract me through contractions only once!
At our birthing class today the teacher asked ‘what is a situation where something might be painful but also produce pleasure?’ and Ariel wouldn’t let me say ‘cock and ball torture’
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📣 6/9 6/9 6/9 📣
Anniversary dinner but my food is getting cold because I’m just sitting here staring at this absolutely beautiful person in front of me. What a lucky guy to find someone so beautiful, but also so smart and talented and funny. We ordered steaks and mocktails 😈
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Baby is above birth weight day 4. Midwives said they’d never seen it before. 🫡
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@murderxbryan
I can tell everyone here who doesn’t like schitts creek is old and lame because it is wholesome and nice and just the perfect little show. Righteous Gemstones rules too, though.
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Not to be cliche but our baby is perfect in every way. Even the two times he’s peed on me since having him 6 days ago.
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“The wind gusting on my shots but not on yours” -Chris, after I won 21.
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There is a very muscly man deadlifting 180lbs with wrist straps and a belt, and I am almost 40 weeks pregnant deadlifting 175lbs with nothing.
I know this is bad motivation but this is the best motivation. Going to DL 185lbs today hehe.
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Walking in the pride parade with my work/the coolest group of youths I know.
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I am going to crush Chris at geoguesser and other fun games on our BABY SHOWER STREAM on Monday Jan. 15th at 5:00PM. Come celebrate us being confirmed sex guys 👍
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Just letting everyone know, I did not put the pineapple sheets on upside down, Chris did.
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@theCJS
came into the living room and declared “I’m going to tell everyone about my dick” so be sure to tune into the stream tonight.
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It takes me 30 minutes to cook a protein and vegetable dish that could last me 4 days and that you could pair with different carbs to make it different each day. This also doesn’t include fine motor skills that may be a barrier to those with disabilities. WHY ARE DD AND FROZEN
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To my podcasting friends: fuck u for not releasing something on the weekend.
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@IBJDPCNT644
@catkingcoal
@theCJS
What a weird way of spelling “I use a fleshlight made of broken Lego pieces every night and use my tears as lubricant” 🤔
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Also cooking a simple meal WILL HELP YOU GET OUT OF DEPRESSION. Behavioural activation is one of the most evidence-based effective ways to come out of it.
Ok I’m done yelling into the void bye
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Found this very shiny dress from the 90s and altered it so it’s completely backless (had a tie across). Very happy very proud. The emojis hiding my studying induced eye bags.
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Trying to convince Chris that his subscribers would LOVE a Milo compilation and that it’s the exact content they subbed for.
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Happy my pregnancy is now known so I can talk about the freaky things I crave—though remember the taco croissants?? Lol
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I feel like it’s very weird for a man to come up to a lady who’s deadlifting 175lbs and tell her that she should pretend she’s pushing the floor down with her legs. As if she didn’t know how to deadlift at all?
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Have you ever wondered if I could lift 185lbs for two reps? Well!!!!!! Here’s your answer! Hehehe new PR I cannot believe it folks.
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(Completely serious, not exaggerating or lying) Chris said I’m good enough at basketball to play in the NBA.
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It is nice to interview against someone with more seniority for a full-time permanent position of the same job I’m doing part-time casually and get it. Especially a few months before I go on maternity leave 🤝.
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Right before watching the Boston Strangler, Chris was walking around the house cheerfully proclaiming “I’m an ally, I’m an ally.” 🫡 thank u for your service.
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One thing pregnant people are inundated with are horror birth stories which perpetuates fear and anxiety around birth. Here is a cute little thread about my son’s birth story that didn’t go as hoped, but was very nice regardless 🧵
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I am the grumpiest person in the entire life so I’m taking myself to the gym for the first time in 2 weeks.
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Founder of pretentious tattoo studio just posted this WIP of a lynx. Is it pooping???? What’s happening????????
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I TEACH PEOPLE WITH SEVERE MENTAL DISORDERS HOW TO DO THIS AND THEY LOVE IT WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET
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Blurry baby bump and only ever wearing online ceramics at the gym lol
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I got to campus today and a picnic table full of firemen were looking at me and I’m telling myself it’s because I’m hot and not because I tripped walking up the stairs.
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I managed to get a bunch of work done 4 months before I needed it done and I need recognition for this feat.
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My attention span can’t handle this for more than 40 min. I oscillated between reading a book, a Reddit thread about Airbnb nightmares, and listening to a podcast. Should have brought Milo.
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Chris was taking a photo of Milo but really, here I am, in love with them.
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@theCJS
Forgot to add the part where I said the smartest solution: put it in his boot he wore to Alaska.
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This is so impressive my god
Alll right, thanks to
@lowintrnet
for this, watch it and subscribe to Guys: A Podcast about guys and also to hear more hedonism lore
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There is a man at my gym who appears to have been in a shower with his clothes and shoes on and is now working out dripping wet???
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Very cute very fun,
I’m going to play geoguesser today at 8pm
because I love to look really dumb!!
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Milo was so asleep last night that he left me move his limp body around and cradle him and put him on my lap. He’s a 75lbs dog lmao. It was the best. Little limp boy.
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@sarahblyth
@rebeccaleebligh
Can you stop taking pictures of people without their permission? Like what the actual psychotic virtue signalling bullshit is this? Just stop it.
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I can’t believe no one has mentioned the gag Chris is wearing???
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