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@MammothWhale
Imagine the chances of four past/present Committee members of Moray Tory Party all getting accepted for the same
#bbcqt
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@simon_schama
@AdamBienkov
"Just ignore Nicola Sturgeon... she's an attention seeker"
Oh boy, these words are going to return time after time to haunt Liz Truss during her brief term as PM
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@campbellclaret
@BBCNews
To be honest, I am delighted that they didn't cover it. Millions across the UK heard it live & might now understand the 'censorship by omission' that folks in Scotland have been seeing for YEARS.
Hint: Ferries are not a big story. Michelle Mone's houses being raided by NCA is
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@EmmaKennedy
Try watching
#bbcqt
if they come to Scotland. The 'randomly selected' audience seems to magically include most of
@Douglas4Moray
local Tory party committee. They even sit together
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I hadn't seen this one before
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@RobbieRinder
I eat turnips. Quite a lot actually. I love turnips.
Guess what though ... if a recipe calls for tomatoes then substituting turnip is likely to disappoint
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@MarinaPurkiss
@Daily_Express
Do try to keep up Marina 😂
A few RT from your followers might get this to 100K & keep it ahead of the Tory bots
First time a dictator loses a poll by 97%
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@linmeitalks
That is approx £50 / hr, with paid holidays, sick days etc
National Living Wage is £9.50/hr (from April 1922 so before the worst of the CoL crises)
"Unpopular opinion" ... you got that bit spot on
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@RepMTG
How about a bill which means children don't have to witness their classmates mown down with assault weapons?
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@sibersong
@jkiggins
@UOW
The sundial was constructed by Jean Salins in 1980 and is situated at the Ecole Supérieure des Mines de Paris in Valbonne Sophia Antipolis of south-eastern France. On two other days of the year ... it produce another word: EQUINOXE.
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Here is the problem
@AnasSarwar
, the people of Scotland ALREADY decided in 2021 Holyrood elections that they wanted another referendum
Successive Tory PMs, your London boss and now your (ahem) SINGLE Labour MP have decided that that referendum won't be "allowed" by Westminster
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@KayBurley
@SimonMcCoyTV
"How did Camilla win over the British public?"
Simples. She hasn't.
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@murdo_fraser
@NicolaSturgeon
Predictable, Murdo
Predictable and wrong, Murdo
I "detest Tories and all they stand for" too. Thus far I don't believe I've juxtaposed any individual Tories with a convicted serial killer / paedophile, or suggested parading any naked to have excrement hurled at them
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@dunstablian
"SNP speak for a small minority of Scots"
Strange - they seem to have managed to win every bloody election for the past 15 years
I feel your usually-forensic research may have let you down on this tweet, John
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Good to see the Express helping out with the Cost of Living crisis
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@BorisJohnson
"one of the only humane ways"
Macron's offer of allowing Home Office staff to work in Calais sounded vastly better to me
1. 75-80% of asylum applications are successful anyhow
2. France has a rather better history of human rights than does Rwanda
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Compare and contrast
right: Police Scotland raid on Murrell's house looking for evidence of £0.6M fraud - that's not even half of police vehicles that attended
left: NCA raid on Michelle Mone's house looking for evidence of £215M fraud
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This tells me 2 things :
1.
@RishiSunak
knows who it is
AND
2. he knows there will be a shitstorm if we find out
So let's speculate - reply with your best guess(es) & RT to show him the public is most certainly interested
BORIS JOHNSON:
🔴Rishi Sunak INSISTS the public are not interested in who BANKROLLED Boris Johnson whilst he was Prime Minister.
👉RETWEET if YOU are interested in Johnson's financial bankers.
@AndExcluded
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@jessicaelgot
Well that's easily understood - after seeing what happened to Bercow, he has sold his soul to get that peerage
A wee example; can you remember a question at PMQ ever getting a proper answer since Hoyle took over? The Speaker should insist on it
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@pritipatel
Talking about elected manifesto ...
On Wednesday, why did you not vote with Labour to support the Tory manifesto commitment to ban fracking?
Yeah - I had to read that 5 times myself
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@Jacob_Rees_Mogg
another philosophical question for you ...
If a Catholic in Indonesia takes the morning-after pill which profits another Catholic, which of them is the 'best' Catholic?
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"Lord Cameron wants to take a "harder line" approach than his predecessor"
D'ya know what
@David_Cameron
, I'd like to see UK take a harder line approach on unelected persons holding Government positions
@HumzaYousaf
is elected
PS: what co-operation?
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@AlokSharma_RDG
@BorisJohnson
@Conservatives
Wasn't that the very manifesto which said there would be no fracking?
You show as 'no vote recorded' on Wednesday - not exactly staying true to the manifesto were you now
Scared you lost the whip maybe?
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@TWMS50978943
@AshTreeFarm42
spoons eh?
I'll raise you a special grapefruit knife with a serrated, curved blade and a yellowed handle (I guess it was ivory 😧)
A very early version of ...
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@BorisJohnson
Hypocrite
You are doing your best to trash the Good Friday Agreement - Trimble's greatest legacy & the reason he was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize
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@NadineDorries
@BorisJohnson
Glad to see you are making some progress with your dyslexia. Just a couple of wee things
"post pandemic, mid-war" - we are not post-pandemic and we are not at war
"since WW11" - WWIII hasn't happened yet, let alone eleven
Sláinte
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@Peston
I think you've missed the 2 biggest reasons TBH
1. Corbyn totally vilified by the non-Dom press and MSM
2. Electoral pact with Brexit party
Probably Russian money too
Johnson isn't a winner - he is an opportunist and very lucky waster
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@AndyGJBurge
@Conservatives
This is Nicola Sturgeon's house almost hidden by the forensics tent looking for £600K of SNP funds and some teabags
Ludicrous that a First Minister should have a detached house even after refusing ministerial pay increases since 2008
That might even be a double garage !!!
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@mattuthompson
Maybe that was an idea
@pritipatel
picked up during her unofficial meetings in Israel
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Anyone prepared to bet against the yoon media (i.e. nearly all) breaking a SNP-bad story a few days before the Rutherglen by-election?
No, thought not
If you have a vote, better get photo ID or a postal vote sorted out as this is a UK election with voter suppression built-in
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Oh look, a Tory MP claiming her electricity bill on expenses
My top Christmas
#recycling
tips
Ironing old wrapping paper means you can re-use last year’s 🎁
More tips at
#GreenChristmas
@DefraGovUK
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@DunneKen
Ah - the Glorious 12th, eh
Scottish / Ulster protestants celebrating a 1690 battle won by a Dutchman for the English throne supported by Danish Catholic mercenaries paid for by the Pope
You couldn't make it up
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@jyothi17750159
Naw. Reminds me of an exchange in Glasgow
"Are yous a protestant or a catholic?"
"Neither, I'm an atheist
...
"Aye. Fine. Okay, but are yous a protestant atheist or a catholic atheist"
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@SkyNews
@BBCNews
@itvnews
Maybe you could track down Emily Thornberry and seek clarification on what she meant
Emily Thornberry MP-
"I Hate the SNP"
The voice of British Labour.
Bearing in mind the SNP are overwhelmingly democratically elected by the 🏴 people, Emily is essentially declaring a hatred for OUR democratic choices, it's an accusation that we don't know what we vote for.
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@BBCJamesCook
Looking forward to your coverage of the Michelle Mone PPE Fraud story, James
Very definitely "in the public interest" that one
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@AlokSharma_RDG
@BorisJohnson
@Conservatives
Oh wait - you were President of
@COP26
so you were doubly compromised 😂😂
You should resign as an MP my hypocritical friend
You have sullied your COP26 stance by not voting against the Govt on Wednesday
@UNFCCC
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@Ian_Fraser
@FraserNelson
Yes, hate speech
The Spectator throwing red meat to its racist, borderline-fascist, English nationalist readership
Appalling ... just as intended by Rod and Fraser, I guess
Was Rod Little the guy who wanted the Scottish Highlands boycotted?
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Nice one
@AlynSmith
Some tweets saying that preferential trading terms, for one part of the UK over another, breaches the 1707 Acts of Union
If so, surely having ScotGov simply repeal that Act would be much less palaver than another Indy Referendum ??
My letter on behalf of
@theSNP
to the Prime Minister seeking the same advantages for Scotland that Northern Ireland has achieved. If we agree Single Market membership is so great, why not Scotland?
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@RealStephenKerr
So will you agree with Boris Johnson and Jacob Rees-Mogg when they say that any new PM should call a General Election ?
Oh look…
It’s a clip from Jan this year
Of Rees-Mogg saying a General Election is needed if Johnson is ousted.
Now that he’s backing Liz Truss
And now that he’s expecting a role in her Govt
Who’s willing to bet he’s changed his simple little mind?
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@amcarmichaelMP
"all sorts of behaviours become legitimised"
Agreed Alistair
Next we know, we'll be having Govt Ministers leaking complete lies to discredit a political opponent; then misleading the investigation into it
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@William13761704
Since when did the
@Telegraph
care what went on in Scotland? Oh yeah, since the
@Conservatives
started cacking themselves about
#ScottishIndependence
Since you are here
"Nicola Sturgeon" ... nope, Scottish Govt
"forces" ... nope, no-one is forced to buy multiple properties
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I kid you not, folks ... an SNP MSP blocks someone on Twitter and the Scottish Daily Express writes a bloody article about it !!!
Please stop buying it, please stop giving them oxygen on social media. They are the dregs of the dregs
They are not Scottish
It is not a newspaper
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@djhenshall
Personally, I'd be much more interested to learn what is in Ivana Trump's coffin
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@TessWhite4NE
Please attach your letters showing similar outrage - faux or vrai - for language used by Lucy Frazer, Boris Johnson, Emily Thornberry, Kathleen Leslie and Douglas Ross
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@clairebubblepop
followed
Gove is implicated in this one too I think
The Inland Revenue have issued a winding-up order against PPE Medpro
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@LKTranslator
Jerry is racist trash
So Rishi couldn't be PM to the "Scottish Nationalists" but a proper Englishman like Boris could?
I've got news for you Jerry - neither can; we are off
PS: leader of Scottish Labour is a brown man
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@BestForBritain
Didn't
@PoliceScotland
publish a warning against making comment which could prejudice this case?
PS: the case is about possible misuse of £0.006Bn of PARTY funds. Sticks in my thrapple to hear such a jibe from someone who oversaw PUBLIC funds defrauded by hundreds of billions
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@GyllKing
Tesco also regularly bankrupt their suppliers
- 90 day payment terms on invoices
- supplier has to fund 2-for-1 special offers (& pay for signage)
- large penalties if they can't supply agreed quantities - this leads to over-borrowing to increase capacity - then Tesco cur price
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@RacheIlouise
If the last 3 years haven't convinced you to quit, you should probably stay a member TBH
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@markjenkinsonmp
@BorisJohnson
@Keir_Starmer
Not as bad as the stench coming from UKIP / Brexit party pond-life standing as Tory candidates in 2019 & playing the FPTP system with an electoral pact
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@ElectionMapsUK
I suspect that they have got Scotland badly wrong
Too many predictions apply a national polling figure across Scotland and it doesn't work like that
Scottish Labour go into coalitions and election pacts with TORIES ... put that into your algorithm
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@NadineDorries
Is this like your Mum telling you did really great in the Nativity play when you forgot the only line you had and then peed your pants
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@DanielKorski
@trussliz
Are you describing the former LibDem, anti-monarchist, Remainer Truss?
The Truss who had to issue numerous "clarifications" over policies announced during the longest leadership race in living memory
She can call them clarifications but they were actually U-turns
Get REAL man
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@AndrewBowie_MP
Talking of manifesto ...
I see you voted with the Govt last night which means you voted for exactly the OPPOSITE of what your manifesto said on fracking
Care to comment?
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@StuartAndrew
Can you give us numbers for how often this happens please. I've seen 7 times across 20 years
In fact smaller numbers than current Tory MPs on sexual assault charges
So can we agree that this is not about protecting our vote ... it basically fascism
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@Douglas4Moray
It is Scottish Govt's case, not the SNP's
That's the wee parliament in Edinburgh which you sometimes attend when your London masters allow it
ScotGov is delivering on the manifestos by which SNP and Greens won a majority of MSPs
You know all of this but prefer to TROLL instead
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@JakeBerry
@TalkTV
"are not genuine asylum seekers" ... perhaps you could explain why 75-80% of them have their asylum claims ACCEPTED
Merry Christmas to you too, you racist
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@Rachael2Win
@ScotTories
Not seeing any SNP logos TBH
PS: the Tories are hated in every part of this disfunctional UK - surely you remember the Boos during Jubilee celebrations
Maybe it is something to do with Cost of Living crisis and energy costs when Scotland is most energy-rich country in Europe?
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If you vote Tory in Jun 23rd by-elections, you are complicit in this headlong rush to fascism. A vote for ANYONE else will hasten a change of tenancy in Downing Street. To paraphrase Boris's hero ... Never was so much f*cked up so quickly by so few for so many for so long.
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@thatginamiller
@bbclaurak
@RishiSunak
@RishiSunak
: “I have a good sense of what the people’s priorities are” ... Yeah, in Tufton Street maybe. How about the rest of the country?
Spoiler: e.g. cutting Inheritance Tax is NOT a priority in most people's eyes
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@AlexBuxton
A rope, of course, I am human
I'd even pick up my end of the rope when she signed the resignation letter attached to her end
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@_HenryBolton
Oh you mean the ECHR set up by Churchill after WW2 to ensure that citizens of any European country could be protected if their own Govt turned fascist?
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@gordoncraig11
@Peston
@SuellaBraverman
so does Johnson get thrown out tonight for missing a 3-line whip?
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This is the man who, when Foreign Secy, left a NATO meeting in Brussels after the Skripal chemical warfare attack. Shook off his security detail and flew to meet ex-KGB man Lebedev at his son's Italian 'castle'
What could possibly go wrong with that ??
He is a traitor
🔴BORIS JOHNSON wants to be NATO Secretary General
Putting an infamous liar who doesn't do detail in charge of a NUCLEAR-armed military alliance may not be a great idea?
RETWEET if you don't want Boris to head NATO
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@dunstablian
Interestingly, many would argue that two items in your Bio have contributed more than a little to the situation
What would you suggest we do about it now?
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@gingermarauder
@IanDunt
The hypocrisy is staggering when it seems to be an open secret that cocaine use at Westminster is rife
Check the sniffs in this interview
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@FerretScot
Faslane is about 20 miles from the largest city in Scotland so what fucking right do they have to suppress safety reports !!! 😡😡😡
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@magnusllewellin
It isn't anti-English ya eejit, it is telling the English not to be anti-Scottish
"And stood against them,
Proud Edward's Army,
And sent them homeward,
Tae think again."
Good advice for you and your employer, in truth
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@GeorgeFoulkes
@NicolaSturgeon
Worried about your Hobnobs, George?
"opening overseas offices" would seem like a good way to attract inward investment though? Perhaps your red-mist of hatred for SNP muddied your thinking on that tweet
PS: It was Scottish Labour which killed Scottish Labour - don't blame SNP
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Let's try to get a large sample for this poll please
Interested to see if there is a Brexit effect now that Independence is only way back into EU. Abstain if you won't have a vote
"Should Scotland be an Independent Country" - Actual 2014 vote & INTENDED
#indyRef2023
vote pls
Yes in 2014, YES now
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Yes in 2014, NO now
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No in 2014, YES now
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No in 2014, NO now
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Anyone else think that DRoss's face gets redder and redder through this clip?
Douglas Ross insists the UK is a voluntary union but refuses 10x to explain what the escape route is.
@ScotTories
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@james918837931
@NadineDorries
@BorisJohnson
@DCMS
Bear in mind, this is the woman who said 96% of people DID want to privatise Channel 4 when the fact is that 96% of people DIDN'T want to privatise Channel 4
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@GoodLawProject
Maybe now we know why Cummings chose not to bring Boris down in revenge at being sacked
I always figured there would be enough dirt on both sides to mean it was Mutually Assured Destruction between the two
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@SeanKeyes
@hbkeenan
@metpoliceuk
@DailyMailUK
- you ENABLE these attacks with your own racist agenda. Unchanged in 80 years
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@TomTugendhat
Fine words Tom but, like others, you don't mention why the Union is good for Scotland, only why Scotland is good for the Union
What are your views on self-determination incidentally?
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@NixJPayne
Thanks to Leave voters like you, all of these countries require full residency visas - even the 27 nearest which didn't previously
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@BobGeor27574923
There is an easier way, surely
They could pursue
@MichelleMone
and doubtless others under an Unexplained Wealth Order
Critically, that forces the accused to provide evidence that their wealth was obtained legally
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@PoliticsJOE_UK
Unlikely IMHO
What it DOES do, importantly, is force all Tory MPs to admit that they aren't now waiting on anything before writing to 1922 Committee. If they don't do it, they are fully complicit in this headlong rush to fascism.
You know they will want to wait ... 1/2
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Anyone else think the Tory front-bench looks distinctly 3rd-rate ?
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So Zahawi is (belatedly) sacked by Sunak
Now we need
@RhonddaBryant
's committee to suspend Zahawi, then a recall petition, then a by-election
Meanwhile, the Inland Revenue can get him jailed
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@MrBarton2U
@RishiSunak
@SuellaBraverman
"I am a Tory and hence I get angrier every day"
Fixed it for you
Muted you
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@mikegalsworthy
Let that sink in, UKIP in 2nd place have received more than all other parties below them but only 8% of what Tories received
Any feel for how much of the £57.1M is tainted by Putin's involvement ?
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@BBCTees
@amy_oakden
1. why is Kwasi Kwarteng still Chancellor?
2. what was said at last week's meeting with hedge fund managers?
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@dave43law
@Haggis_UK
Even more worrying is that the Tories allow this eejit to be interviewed
He should be kept in a padded cell until next GE
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@LBC
@eddiemair
Oh to have people of
@DominicGrieve1
's calibre in Cabinet right now
What's that game where you pick your ideal football team? I'd like to pick my ideal Govt of National Unity
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