I will be GODDAMNED if I see another white man blame BEING ON THE SPECTRUM and use it as an excuse for LITERAL CRIMINAL ACTS. Being autistic is NOT an excuse for what the so called QAnon Shaman did. Being a f*cking criminal that participated in an insurrection IS.
@MissPandaBear1
I’m 48, married, and never had children because frankly, I didn’t want any. Normalize women not wanting children also rather than using the “wanting or having of children” as a measure of worth, womanliness, or femininity.
My husband went to
#Costco
last weekend. You bet your sweet bippy he wore a mask. Why? BECAUSE HE CARES ABOUT THE SAFETY OF OTHER PEOPLE AS WELL AS HIS OWN. That is all. 😁
I’d like to FORMALLY invite every Trumper I’ve ever had the displeasure of knowing to GO FUCK YOURSELVES! YOUR GUY IS GUILTY, YOU DIPSHITS. HAHAHAHAHA!
Also? FUCK YOUR FEELINGS!
Rigged my ass. SURE JAN. For a change, JUSTICE HAS PREVAILED. Now LOCK HIM UP!
#verdict
#guiltyAF
And as an
#autistic
human, I’ve NEVER fit in. ANYWHERE. Until I met
#AutisticTwitter
. I’m so grateful to have found a whole network of other autistic humans who get it. I’m so grateful for y’all.
Because everyone’s always talkin’ bout LOOK AT MY NEW CAR! LOOK AT MY NEW HOUSE! LOOK AT MY NEW HUSBAND! LOOK AT MY NEW CAT’S ASSHOLE! 🙄🙄🙄🙄
#AndThatsWhyIHateFacebook
@TheDemCoalition
I am a proud American who voted for Joe Biden because he is a kind and decent man who WILL heal the soul of America. I believe in his policies, and I believe he will be a president who will look out for ALL American people, not a select less-than-one-percent.
#BidenWonDay
💙🇺🇸💙
@BrunoAmato_1
I’m so tired of waking up to a shooting on the morning news nearly every day. We don’t even give our ANIMALS the tap water here. Let’s not even TALK about the air. That’s why I’m voting for you, Bruno. WE NEED YOU.
#CA23
I’m so heartbroken to tell you all that we sang the Goodnight Song to Stanley one last time tonight. My sweet Smilin’ Man Stan went over the Rainbow Bridge to join Earl about an hour ago. 💛💔🌈
The 1st thing I said when it comes to Kamala Harris’ rallies was “I’d bet real money there’s NOT a paid actor within miles”.
Look at Donny telling on himself-he’s FAMOUS for “hey we need seat filler” ads on Craigslist.
Remember, EVERY accusation from the right is a confession.
@WillMeyerPA
Okay let me try this again. (Sorry I’m in meltdown territory so…) - Hi! I’m Meredith! I vote 🌊blue🌊! And I’m always looking to meet 💙like💙minded💙folks and I will save my meltdowns for my own timeline lol. Anyway I’m sure to follow back unless you’re crypto or a creep!
Y’know, at 45, I realized...IT’S OKAY for me to be a little fat in the ass. It’s OK for me to have curves. IT’S OKAY for me to love myself EXACTLY AS I AM. 💯
I live in Bakersfield. It looks like the surface of Mars outside. The air is unbreathable. I took my dog out for 5 minutes to do his biz twice today & am hacking up a lung. Trust me whether I tell you IT FREAKIN’ SUCKS HERE. And I can say that with impunity-been here 30 years. 😮💨
Hi new followers!! I’m so glad to see you!! I retweet a LOT. I’m pretty outspoken about what I believe in. Person of faith, but Democratic AF. I believe Jesus was a brown man that hung out w/weirdos like me. I hold a 48th degree black belt in Introversion. Autistic Gen Xer. Hi.💙
Welcome to the “HOLY COW MEREDITH IS 💍
#ENGAGED
” edition of the 🏡🌴🌳🌳
#BackyardWeatherReport
! Thank you everyone for the congrats & well wishes and I’m SO excited to be able to publish this video!! Stay tuned and as always, thanks for watching!!
Hi it’s ME, MRS. Meredith Silverman & my HUSBAND (I have one of those now) Mr.
@LightingFlashes
😁 coming to you LIVE from our backyard for the
#BackyardWeatherReport
-which today is the backyard WEDDING report! 😁😁😁
Thank you ALL for all the congrats & well wishes!
WE ❤️ YOU!🥂
So…I did a thing! Thrilled isn’t even the WORD!! I wish I’d done this ten years ago. Heck, I wish I’d done this TWENTY years ago! I was so obsessed with long hair on me…and I loved it, until I didn’t. Now I have a new love and it’s this haircut! 😍
I can’t even muster a freakin’ smile today. Bad goddamn day. If you’re a praying sort, please pray for me. Some days...well, to be frank, days just f’ing suck. I hope you had a better day than me. Cheers everyone.
Here’s something else. I’m tired of hiding in plain sight. I was afraid when I was working OMG someone might see but here it is. I’m autistic-I have Asperger’s Syndrome. THAT in & of itself can be exhausting. I’ve never come to grips with it until right now. I’m tired of hiding.
To her bullied, lonely, awkward 16 year old daughter, the BEST advice Ma ever gave was that life starts AFTER high school. And she was SO right.
It gets better, you guys. 💯
#BestAdviceYourMomGave
Why y’all mad? There SHOULD be childfree spaces where people can enjoy a drink or a meal without some screaming brat or barky dog ruining everyone’s experience. Not everything needs to be about your annoying kids intruding into what should be adult-only (21+) places, PERIOD.
Kevin McCarthy is a vile, self-serving, money-grubbing career politician who <gestures at Bakersfield w/our lousy water, terrible air & everyday shootings> gives ZERO Fs about his own backyard much less anyone else. That’s why WE NEED to vote him OUT &
@BrunoAmato_1
IN for
#CA23
!
When
@LightingFlashes
slid into my DM lo these many moons ago, he was so delightful and sweet that after awhile I said, you know, all this sweet-and-delightfulness
#MakesMeWantToMarryYou
!
Ten months later, that’s exactly what we did! 👩🏻👦🏼❤️💍🏡
I feel like a new person!! FINALLY I have gotten, after fourteen months, A HAIRCUT!! Here’s the before and after. I cut about 4 inches off & got my layers back. And yes I put on a nice shirt to go to the salon DON’T JUDGE ME! ✂️😂
Kevin McCarthy needs to be shown the door for once & for all. It’s enough now. He’s proven time and time again he has ZERO regard for the American people. It’s far past time for new blood, and I believe Mr. Amato is the right man for the job. VOTE KEVIN OUT!
#VoteForBruno
#CA23
My nightly routine as follows:
Get wine.
Take “cheers” picture.
Attempt to drink wine.
Dog leaps on lap.
Dog gives all the hugs & 182 kisses. I accept hugs & kisses.
I resume drinking wine.😂
Now that I can tweet this without sobbing, I have some very sad news to share. My sweet little handsome Earl went over the Rainbow Bridge and gained his wings yesterday. 💔 I’m going to miss him so very much-we all will. Rest well my sweet supermodel, until we meet again. ❤️❤️❤️
So the Golden Bachelor & Mrs. Golden Bachelor split up, eh? I am SHOCKED. SHOCKED I tell you. Couldn’t happen to two more plasticky people. As Ma says, “it’s time to retire this fuckin’ show.” 😂😂😂
#GoldenBachelor
Hot take: destination weddings are ridiculous, but demanding your friends and family schlep to Expensive Island on their dime is worse. What are your thoughts?
I get annoyed as shit when Christmas movies lie out their asses about how easy it is to build and frost a gingerbread house. My siblings in Christ, IT IS NOT.
New year, new hair, NEW ME! I told y’all I was gonna do The Big Chop and I DID IT Y’ALL!! OMG I LOVE IT! I can’t wait to do it curly-my stylist blew it out straight and OMG THE MOVEMENT! So what y’all think? 😁💇🏻♀️
#NewHairWhoDis
Happy Friday!! Just got my hair trimmed and I LOVE IT!! The Big Chop™️ is the BEST thing I ever did! Plus, now that I’m not yanking my hair up all the time, and using the little scalp massager thingy when I wash my hair, the thin spot in my part line is growing back in! 🥳
I need to talk about something.
I need to talk about my relationship with my mother.
I know everyone on here thinks that we have a super duper close tight relationship because that’s what I wanted so badly for it to be & it’s how I painted it out to be but that’s not true.
Birthday week has officially started! Cheers to the fact I’ll be 45 on Thursday! (Send cash. Lol JK - not really, a bish got school loans to pay! 😂) But for real, CHEERS Y’ALL! 🍸😁🍸😁🍸
So did you know it’s is a very special day for me today? THREE YEARS AGO today (7/23/19) my sweet husband who I met on Twitter landed here permanently from a TWO DAY cross-country moving trip!!HAPPY LANDING DAY
@LightingFlashes
!!
I’m not okay today. My mental health is garbage. I don’t want to hear how some people have it worse-yeah I know all that. That doesn’t help. I just feel like I’m fucking drowning and I don’t know what to do about it so I edible-d up & I hope that helps.
“How I wanted to spend my afternoon” by Meredith Silverman
NOT IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM WITH CHEST PAINS AND WHATNOT.
It’s not real bad but better safe than sorry. If you’re a praying type, pray I’m okay and I can get out of this without having to pay an arm and a leg. Le sigh.