.@shakira’s hips don’t lie but @3gerardpique lips do.

.@easyJet bumped us off a flight for 20 crew members, didn’t give us another flight and then the employees left.

Over 4 hours on the phone with @united and still no resolution! Fly anything but them!!!!!!!

@EKohli It’s none of your business what someone does with their body!

RT @ComixRoadhouse: April 28-30 the amazing @aprilmacie is on our stage for 4 funny shows! Get your tickets at http…

RT @StandUpLiveHSV: @AprilMacie returns to Stand Up Live May 5-8! April was a finalist on NBC’s Last Comic Standing and she recently appear…

@quartermouse2 @HiltonHotels @canopybyhilton in Grand Rapids

@CEOAdam I adore you

@JSalmonComedy @HiltonHotels I have over 100 bites on my face, neck and body

@quartermouse2 @HiltonHotels Canopy by Hilton

@quartermouse2 @HiltonHotels Canopy by Hilton in Grand Rapids

RT @SSCCTampa: Feb 14th @aprilmacie is back in Tampa! Get tickets at

The look of confusion when my husband told me his ex-wife cheated and he didn’t set her shit on fire or wrap her French horn around her neck. He just wanted a “peaceful, amicable separation.” Tampa- September 2-5 for more unstable eyes and laughs.

RT @RobSaahShow: I am excited to announce and support! The Women's Work Comedy Tour feat. April Macie, Chaunte Wayans & Tammy Pescatelli a…

RT @ButlerArtsCtr: JUST ANNOUNCED: Women's Work Comedy Tour featuring @cwayans @aprilmacie @TammyPescatelli arrives at the Schrott Center f…