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Currently: Expectations Management Specialist for Lone Star Ball, WFAA Sports, and BaseballTX.

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Joined March 2009
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Christopher Fittz
7 months
I think I associate Nelson Cruz with like four other franchises before the Mariners.
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7 months
A Mariner for life. We’ve signed @ncboomstick23 to a one-day contract, and he’ll retire as a Seattle Mariner.
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Eric Nadel collapsing into his seat after making the call that was the culmination of a life spent bringing the Texas Rangers to life for us is perhaps the definitive moment for what we are as Rangers fans. Bless him and thank you, Levi, for bringing us this gift.
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After 45 years, Eric Nadel finally got to call the final out of a World Series. Earlier that day, I sat down with Eric to talk about his life in broadcasting, a “bucket list” call, and his longtime broadcast partner, the late Mark Holtz.
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Christopher Fittz
1 year
I just watched Josh Hamilton's Game 6 home run for the first time in 12 years. That fuckin' game can't hurt me ever again.
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1 year
The Rangers are just straight up ruining the FS1 announcers' day now.
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1 year
"How will the Rangers survive a bullpen game...?" Andrew Heaney just makes a whole ass start.
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Christopher Fittz
1 year
Orioles: Refuse to throw even one strike FS1 announcers: This wild card stuff is really unfair
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1 year
I'm so happy for literally every person who has ever cheered for the Texas Rangers.
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2 months
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Jared Sandler
2 months
BREAKING: Chuck Morgan announces that Adrian Beltre will be honored with a statue outside of Globe Life Field starting in 2025.
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Christopher Fittz
1 month
When Elvis Andrus played his last game with the Rangers, he had played in nearly 22% of games in franchise history up to that point, many more when you count the postseason. One in every five Rangers games ever had Elvis Andrus in it. This is well deserved.
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Evan Grant
1 month
Elvis Andrus to officially retire as a Ranger on Friday.
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Christopher Fittz
1 year
It's going to be hilarious when Corey Seager finally qualifies for stat leaderboards and everyone realizes he's hitting .350 with a 1.100 OPS.
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9 months
No reason.
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Christopher Fittz
5 months
Rangers win a ring and the rest of the DFW sports teams really said
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Christopher Fittz
7 months
@BWKTX121 Before that announcement I wouldn't have remembered that he did.
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Christopher Fittz
5 years
Josh Hamilton sliding into the Rangers Hall of Fame
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Christopher Fittz
8 months
every time I see a Mavs highlight it's like "Kyrie Irving broke the team record for threes in a game while Luka Doncic did something that hasn't been done since 'Iron Handle' McInnis of the 1947 Lancaster Red Roses, as the Wizards defeated the Mavericks 128-113"
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Christopher Fittz
1 year
No one told us for like 50 years that you can go to the World Series with just like three and a half pitchers.
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Christopher Fittz
10 months
A World Series win honestly does so much. If, say, the Rangers had lost Game 6 of the ALCS and we were talking this winter about how Texas is now tapped out financially, this Scherzer news would have ruined my week. Now I'm just like *shrug* *puts on locker room celebration hat*
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Christopher Fittz
1 year
I'm amazed at that game. The Rangers didn't do THAT all year. They weren't the late innings comeback team ALL YEAR. And they do it in Game 1 of the World Series. Magic.
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Christopher Fittz
7 months
Bryan Abreu served his two-game suspension to begin the season. He allowed three, go-ahead runs in his debut in Houston's third game. :)
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Christopher Fittz
1 year
The nation catching up with the Rangers via only watching their postseason games thus far: "Wow, Texas really has a lockdown 'pen this year..."
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Christopher Fittz
10 months
The Rangers are going to win like 85 games, sneak into the playoffs with an October rotation that has a combined 15 starts, have Cody Bradford lead the team in IPs but pitch one inning out of the bullpen in the playoffs, and make everyone mad when they win the World Series again.
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Christopher Fittz
1 year
Holy shit I'm seeing one of those "your team just won the World Series, buy some merch!" commercials right now about the Texas Rangers! Literally a dream come true.
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Christopher Fittz
10 months
I still can't get over how unlike this win was to anything the Rangers did during the regular season. They just saved it all up for the World Series and produced an all-time game.
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10 months
A bottom of the 9th game-tying home run and an extra-inning walk-off in the World Series?! 🤯 What else would be No. 1 on our list of Top Games in 2023?
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Christopher Fittz
8 months
Josh Sborz knows.
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Julio Rodriguez🇩🇴🦁
8 months
I want to know what that feels like. #starving
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Christopher Fittz
9 months
The Rangers' overall commitment to exemplary defense is a major, underrepresented reason for why they won the World Series.
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Texas Rangers
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Hot corner on lock. 🔒
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Christopher Fittz
1 year
Marcus Semien hasn't had the big hit, but he called that play to get Altuve.
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Christopher Fittz
9 months
I'm so glad the Rangers won the World Series.
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Christopher Fittz
1 year
Let me preface this tweet by saying I don't care even one iota about World Series ratings or how a Rangers championship would be perceived nationally or the growth of the game. This World Series is for you and me personally, not the unwashed tourists who might be checking in.
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Christopher Fittz
6 months
Just another ring for the Rangers.
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MLB
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The view of the #eclipse from Globe Life Field! 😍 @NASA
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Christopher Fittz
3 months
The opinion pieces about how MLB is irrevocably broken when the 81-win, Nickelback song-fueled Rangers win the World Series again will sustain me for decades.
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Christopher Fittz
9 months
The funniest thing about 19 people not voting for Adrian Beltre to the Hall of Fame is there were 19 people who call themselves baseball writers who didn't watch baseball.
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Christopher Fittz
2 years
Jacob deGrom has better stuff than any pitcher the Texas Rangers have ever had. Absolutely bonkers that we'll get to watch him pitch.
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Christopher Fittz
4 months
Rough news for the rest of the AL for the next 15 years as Wyatt Langford has figured it out.
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Christopher Fittz
5 years
Joey Gallo, the AL leader in OPS, a noted one dimensional player, is 2nd in the league in walks and intentional walks, is tied with Dee Gordon, the league's best baserunner, in speed calculations, and is a CFer who is 2nd in the league in assists. That's a girthy dimension.
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Christopher Fittz
11 months
Rangers in games against pitchers who received Cy Young votes during the playoffs: 6-0
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Christopher Fittz
1 year
May we never learn what Bruce Bochy offered the devil.
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Christopher Fittz
9 months
"The official World Series film is an annual tradition that dates back to 1943, when the U.S. State Department commissioned MLB to produce a recap of the World Series for troops overseas." The first year they didn't make one? You guessed, when the Rangers won the World Series.
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Christopher Fittz
1 year
The Rangers very, very rarely get something as great as Nathan Eovaldi has given in his two starts in October.
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Christopher Fittz
3 years
I feel gutted that Joey Gallo is no longer a Ranger. I feel let down by the organization that they let things get to this point. Joey Gallo is 100% the kind of guy you win with. That he won't be here because the rebuild has been a botch job from the start breaks my damn heart.
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Christopher Fittz
1 year
Man. The Rangers might not have ever had anything quite like Evan Carter.
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Christopher Fittz
1 year
I see Josh Jung getting screwed over by umpires has extended to October.
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Christopher Fittz
1 year
The Rangers: We painstakingly crunched the numbers and determined Andrew Heaney provides us the best opportunity to get a leg up on the Orioles given our options. Also Rangers: Our worst hitter is batting third because of a gut feeling.
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Christopher Fittz
6 years
Jason Garrett punts in Madden.
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Christopher Fittz
1 year
Rangers lost a series to Houston and then were swept by the Padres and they've still built upon their lead by a half game since the All-Star break.
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Christopher Fittz
1 year
My favorite current thing about the Rangers is they've been facing some teams on the upswing of late and we hear of them that "they've really turned their season around" and then the Rangers just beat the shit about of them.
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Christopher Fittz
1 month
Standing ovation. Slow clap. Tears in my eyes. They've done it. They've pulled it off. This is the one.
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Christopher Fittz
7 months
It's hilarious that the Rangers won the World Series and are about to add their best player.
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Christopher Fittz
10 months
Thanks for the memories, 2023.
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Christopher Fittz
1 year
How the fuck does anyone sleep after that?
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Christopher Fittz
5 years
I'm only sad for Robinson Chirinos.
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Christopher Fittz
4 years
How weird will it be to watch a Texas Rangers game without Elvis Andrus? More than 1 in 5 (21.4%) Rangers game in franchise history has featured Elvis Andrus.
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Christopher Fittz
4 months
Langford earned that cycle. Turned a double into a triple, a single into a double, and the single was one the SS had to pocket. And then, after showing off his wheels, he crushed one.
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MLB
4 months
✅ Single ✅ Double ✅ Triple ✅ Home run All 4 hits from Wyatt Langford's first career cycle ⬇️
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Christopher Fittz
9 months
Me, if the Rangers had lost out on their tenuous playoff spot: Why are we wasting time rostering Travis Jankowski again? Me, after Rangers won the World Series instead: Hell yeah! The flowing mane of Jankmeister is welcome sight indeed!
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Christopher Fittz
1 year
I like Marcus Semien but maybe let's get that guy a day off or two next year so he's not cooked come October.
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Christopher Fittz
7 months
Cody Bradford with the "Jordan Montgomery who?" start.
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Christopher Fittz
9 months
Only 60 of the 20,532 people who have ever played Major League Baseball became first ballot Hall of Famers and three of them are Nolan Ryan, Pudge Rodriguez, and Adrian Beltre. The three players I've ever considered my favorite.
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Christopher Fittz
3 months
The goofy ass AL West has messed around and allowed the Rangers to get back to within three games.
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Christopher Fittz
1 year
Thanks for everything, @lonestarball .
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Christopher Fittz
6 years
The Rangers are infinitely more fun when Rougned Odor is pissing everyone off because he's good.
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Christopher Fittz
9 years
Rangers after 56 games in 2010: 30-26 Rangers after 56 games in 2011: 30-26 Rangers after 56 games in 2015: 30-26
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Christopher Fittz
7 months
I always wondered who would be the winning pitcher of a World Series clincher for the Texas Rangers. Turns out, it was a guy from Alvin, TX.
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Texas Rangers
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Nasty Nate gets Opening Night.
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Christopher Fittz
1 year
It really never is a lightning bolt of perfection. It takes Josh Sborz. It takes Travis Jankowski. It's beautiful.
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1 year
Really the only thing the Rangers are missing so far is Marcus Semien getting hot.
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Christopher Fittz
5 years
I know we didn't drag our old tired asses to Arlington in hellscape weather for this one but Josh Hamilton was a living, breathing, mystifying tall tale of a baseball player. He represents the best years of baseball the franchise has ever had in totality. Thanks, Josh.
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6 years
Rougned Odor AL rankings, second half: Hits, 41 (1st) Avg, .360 (1st) HR, 9 (3rd) Runs, 30 (1st) RBI, 30 (2nd) OPS, 1.120 (2nd) fWAR, 2.1 (2nd) You could make a pretty easy case that Rougie's been the best player in the league since the All-Star game.
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Christopher Fittz
7 months
My mentions is proof that y'all need to forgive Nelson Cruz. You have 2023. Nelson Cruz was great in the 2011 postseason and the Rangers don't reach the World Series without him nor did he lose them Game 6.
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Christopher Fittz
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Adrian Beltre is a first ballot, inner-circle, all-time great Hall of Famer. My favorite baseball player, truly one of the best ever from any perspective, is now immortal. And goddamn he was fun to watch.
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Christopher Fittz
10 months
$700 million to chase this feeling.
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1 year
Eovaldi has saved the Rangers in so many ways with this stretch of brilliance. He's now pitched 41 2⁄3 of a possible 45 innings in his last five starts to essentially give the tragic bullpen an extra day off each outing.
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Christopher Fittz
6 months
lol Kyle Tucker's mad. I would be too if I hit .154 in the ALCS.
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Christopher Fittz
5 years
Yu Darvish has taken a lot of time today to provide level-headed takes from a pitcher's perspective about possible sign stealing in the game and everyone is dragging him. Yu Darvish, as always, is too good for this world.
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7 months
No World Series film so the Rangers are like, "We'll do it ourselves."
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Texas Rangers
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The best game in Rangers history. Rangers Rewind: World Series Game 1 ⏪
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1 year
We could be chilling, laughing at people caring about October baseball as the Rangers just dick around to easy, breezy 100 loss seasons collecting Wyatt Langfords. But NO we have to "compete."
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Christopher Fittz
11 months
The Rangers still had a do a lot of work to get from this Passan bomb just two years ago to where they are right now but holy moly talk about a franchise-altering, landscape-shifting moment in time.
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Christopher Fittz
1 year
It really makes me happy seeing Jose Leclerc succeeding in playoff games.
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1 year
Fuck this hits.
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Céspedes Family BBQ
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1 year
Never forget that Derek Holland beat Max Scherzer twice in the 2011 ALCS.
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Christopher Fittz
1 year
Give him another $325 million! God damn.
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Christopher Fittz
11 months
The Baseball world is out there bored as hell and I'm over here watching replays of Corey Seager winning World Series games for the 1000th time like "WEEEEEEE!"
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Shohei Ohtani's top-secret free agency is silly, and a missed opportunity for him and the sport.
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Christopher Fittz
1 month
Yankees fans really hate Wyatt Langford so that's something to be happy about.
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Christopher Fittz
10 months
Remember when the Rangers beat Tyler Glasnow in the opener of the Wild Card round before going on to win the World Series?
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Christopher Fittz
7 months
Let Phil Maton bat.
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Christopher Fittz
1 year
Alright. The rest of us will just enjoy the World Series that has Corbin Carroll playing against Evan Carter.
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Nate Silver
1 year
This is the least compelling World Series matchup in a long time, maybe ever. MLB made a lot of great and overdue changes this season but it's time to contract the playoffs and give the regular season more meaning.
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Christopher Fittz
1 year
Please move the Rangers to the AL Central where Dane Dunning would win like eight consecutive Cy Young awards.
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Christopher Fittz
7 months
Jordan Montgomery not returning is an extension of the greatest problem that has existed throughout the entire history of the franchise: Developing starting pitching. That they won a World Series before solving that puzzle means we witnessed a beautiful miracle.
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Christopher Fittz
1 year
The historically pitching bereft Rangers really won the World Series in a game in which they threw a shutout. They really did exorcise every ghost.
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Christopher Fittz
3 years
Marcus Semien signing immediately makes me think that this isn't the end of the Story for the Rangers this winter.
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1 year
Working on an article when I stumbled upon the greatest twists of fate of my life.
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1 year
I've been waiting to write about the last out my entire life.
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Christopher Fittz
1 year
Because the Texas Rangers are world champions, children don't have to go to school tomorrow and Austin Hedges is picking out assless chaps.
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Christopher Fittz
2 years
There never has been and there never will be a more underappreciated Texas Ranger than Ian Kinsler.
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Christopher Fittz
1 year
Thinking back on that Rangers game, there was probably no more than a handful of times this season that the bullpen was able to completely get through a game unscathed through multiple innings and they did it in Game 1 on the road against the AL's top team. Baseball is weird.
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Remember the mid-aughts Rangers teams? Those were just brutal, miserable seasons. I also enjoyed them because Josh Lewin made the games entertaining. No one since has shown as much chemistry with Tom Grieve. If you want to rebuild, help fans out by bringing Lewin back, @Rangers .
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Christopher Fittz
1 year
The Rangers are a good team with a good record and they've built a decent lead in the division but boy have they left some wins out there.
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Christopher Fittz
4 years
Kohei Arihara is starting to remind me of Colby Lewis. Absolutely refuses to walk anyone and just throws 83 MPH sliders until they fuck off.
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Christopher Fittz
2 years
I like the Bochy choice if only because it means the Rangers still have the foot firmly on the not fucking around pedal. They might fail but they're trying.
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Christopher Fittz
1 year
Right, @Rangers ?
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Christopher Fittz
9 months
Probably the capper on the whole World Series thing was getting to hear how proud Tom Grieve was.
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Bally Sports Southwest
1 year
Tom Grieve - A Life In Baseball ❤️ @Rangers | #WentAndTookIt
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Christopher Fittz
2 months
I don't know, if you'd have told me after the World Series win that the Rangers would have a disappointing follow-up season but potentially develop a TORP, I'd have probably gladly accepted. I've seen good seasons. I've never seen a Rangers-developed TORP.
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I remember begging my mom to drive me to Kroger to check the magazines because there was a rumor at school that Pudge Rodriguez was on the cover of Sports Illustrated and I was so proud that the Rangers had been perceived.
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