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22. drink reviewer. NorCal sapphic stoner sorceress. t4t girl kisser and biter. she/her. @BallsackFeed step-mother. hrt 12/14/2023 :)
Sacramento, CA
Joined July 2019
do yall fw women with autism and large collections of obsolete media
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america used to teach GUN and now they teach BJORK STORYTIME.
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an old lady saw me in the grocery store parking lot and complimented my costume and when I said thank you she went "I thought you were a woman!".
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I went "oh i am" and she just laughed. mixed feelings about this interaction tbh but alright passing until i talk!!.
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be the trans girl with a skateboard you want to see in the world
there is nothing cooler to me than a trans girl with a skateboard.
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thank you to all the beautiful women for making this post blow up.
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@ekdsc omg thank you!! I hope you know I think about tgirl shinji ikari on a daily basis and love your art of her!!.
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tying girls up and slapping and yelling at them is kinda goated.
discovering a sadistic side of myself and it's very fun.
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@inquisitrix honestly I know what I have to do with it, I've just yet to really start applying myself towards it. sweet of you to ask though!.
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I was in the presence of the fucking Click remote in real life today. I have no words
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i made this in like 10 minutes please leave your choices below
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this was the longest elevator ride of my life. I walked in and saw this dude in the corner, he just wouldn't stop staring at me the whole ride up. never had a more uncomfortable experience.
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today I learned that adamn killa goes under bladee music videos and advertises his own music in the comments
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white women be like look at my pet pig he's getting so large. im white women
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@Asuka_Boi @jokerworks98 fun fact: they also edited all the beer to be blue cans, making it look like misato is drinking dr. breen's private reserve.
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imma be so real all that makes this a Halloween costume for me is the hat bc otherwise I wear all the other stuff on a daily basis.
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if this tweet hits 50k likes my mom says she'll take me out for ice cream (with sprinkles!) :).
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got my first cool shot of my setup. feels great :)
after 4 or so years of longing for one I finally have a laserdisc player. 14 year old elias would be so proud.
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kinda NSFW but veronica and I were getting intimate last night and she was on her phone for a minute and this video started playing and it completely killed my mood and when I went to steal her phone and turn the video off she threw it across the room while the audio still played.
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looking on the Wikipedia page for a VHS tape I picked up a few weeks ago and I am blown away by this plot
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happy birthday ian hope your 16th birthday is going well
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this is the first time one of my posts has made it over 1k likes. wow. while you're here listen to @BallsackFeed.
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how are you gonna post horse porn and then have pronouns and a distaste for cops scare you off
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A Man's room supposed to look like this.
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hanging out with a longtime friend that flew down from Portland and he put fucking nikocado on my crt
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@ibxmushu not the case, typically this sort of thing is scheduled at libraries and people come willingly, doesn't have anything to do with school.
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aw hell nah the horse gang is meeting up at 7/11. lock your doors tonight
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never detransitioning, never going back into the closet, if you want me gone that bad come and kill me.
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@nudeobama does hitting the fattest blinker in the world without any prior dab pen experience, vomiting all over yourself, convulsing and waking up the next day knowing everything you need to change in your life count as proper weed usage too.
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shinji repeatedly punching the wall in his room like the little emo queer he is
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@Yan114115821479 can you draw shinji and kaworu illegally voting in the states of Florida and Alabama.
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i love tgirl twitter sm it's so cool how you can just become oomfs with someone bc you both think the other is cute.
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what are yalls contenders for worst tweet of all time? for me it's gotta be one of these
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ooooo he madddd he knows I'm here to fuck his mom again
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imagine getting kidnapped and waking up tied to a chair in this room
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I went out to ramen with veronica and famine ate all my fucking food. I look away for one second and this is what happens. I'm never taking him out again, he's just gonna stay home.
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watching the live action eizouken and i noticed this on mizusaki, wtf
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instead of cringing at posts like these I like to take a step back and think to myself "this dude got someone pregnant and had a child." it just goes to show that you can be true to yourself and your interests and you'll eventually find the right person who can appreciate that.
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the key to victory in life is to become cuntier than your enemies
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HELP!!! IVE BEEN BITTEN BY A SNAKE!!! IM FEELIN SO CUTE RIGHT NOW BUT I MIGHT DIE!!!
getting snake bites done today there is something to look forward to.
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what the fuck did they send me in the mail dude?? alli wanted was a fucking copy of melee and this shit happens
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they're putting chemicals in the water to make the clocky girls clockier (and in the process hotter)
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no amount of executive orders can change that im suckin HER dick.
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there were no forks in the breakroom. city girls make do
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just found out the kid from my high school who had a femboy phase and got in trouble for flying a soviet union flag is a marine now and i am in shambles. .
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hey baby. wanna hop in my goonmobile and drive on over to my gooncave? we can watch 4k porn on 5 monitors and my 4k TV at all at once. no I don't talk to my family why do you ask
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the internet archive is the best website of all time.
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PARENTS: PLEASE CHECK YOUR KIDS' CANDY. I FOUND THIS IN MY KID'S LAFFY TAFFY. RT FOR AWARENESS!!
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hi yall, life updates, am in the process of getting on finally getting on hrt. coming out to more family members. had birthday and turned 21. am enjoying my experience so far with going back to college. learning is cool and fun. clown college is really working out for me :) honk
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discovering a sadistic side of myself and it's very fun.
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happy 10th anniversary to katawa shoujo, that VN made a massive impact on 12 yr old me 7 years ago and there's still some pretty obvious things left over from it today. hanako is still the best part of the whole game btw
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met matt machine girl at in n out tonight I love my life
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@ekdsc as a former shinji kinnie i identify with her unlike anything else tbh every time i see a new picture of her it makes my day.
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6'0 with almost no bottom dysphoria btw
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