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@Wahlid
Nothing say professional like having a guy hit you over the head with a log while you kneel on a tarp
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Trooper came to my window. Asked for my papers. I whispered “fentanyl” and he immediately dropped to the ground and started screaming and convulsing. Street scientists have made analogs so potent even the word can kill.
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@oaxacangroyper
@kaipist0ls
What… what are you trying to do here like I actually want to know
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Plugs be like “there in 10” when in reality they just started preheating their oven for a family sized lasagna
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Telling my plug if he shorts me one more time I’m overdosing on purpose so his ass go to prison for murder
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Gonna sneak up behind him and scream “FENTANYL” and watch him play dead like an opossum
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When you finally manhandle your cripple drug addiction into submission just to go work 40 hours a week for big pharma
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Man my plug from an hour away I can’t understand a word he says and he mumbles. I called back and said I was there. He said where. I said the hospital. He said bitch I said go to the Waffle House.
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50 days clean. This is the longest I’ve gone since I started 2 and a half years ago 😎
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Hey babe it’s bedtime, time to bite a chunk out of the melted together melatonin gummy blob
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Swabbed a homeless person sitting outside the lab gates this morning…let’s see what bioterroristic agents incubate
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You know you’re a heroin addict when your weasel is addicted to Newports
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@Percopedia
And just to go to sleep every night he got IV propofol. I’ve been under that shit before, it’s not really sleep it’s just straight unconsciousness it’s not restful at all idk how that was even allowed let alone any of the combos he had.
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I made this meme in 2019 and it got jacked from a page I was moderating without credit to me I never got my fame IF U HAVE EVER SEEN THIS I AM THE GENUIS BEHIND IT
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How come y’all can have an entire basement filled with thousands of bottles of alcohol and call it a wine cellar but when I fill a shed with thousands of bottles of various narcotics y’all call the police
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@LinoRosales10
@kevinmnye1
It’s literally as easy as waking into a building that offers it for free. In containers. You don’t even have to talk to anyone. And “let alone just carry it”? Just keep it on you? Not illegal. Not hard.
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Damn my homegirl pregnant and still bumpin ice that is one child I will not be babysitting
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At work they call me 007
0 productivity
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7 narcans to revive me
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When I think life is bad I remember the time I nodded off and knocked over a sprite on a brick of fetty
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Mr Beast cured my drug addiction by buying out my plug on every reup
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The absolute worst part of the opiate epidemic is seeing all the ways people manage to spell “fentanyl” fentanal phenyanil fenatal phentanal phernatnanil
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@amandaasette
When I was in the hospital nobody charted me reporting that it felt weird to breathe so when my lungs flooded they had to scramble to get everything. As I was losing consciousness I heard them arguing over why it wasn’t charted 🤷♀️
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After today I wont have any access to technology for 5 or 6 weeks so Ill say it today. Bricks, we lost you on May 4th 2021 and life has been so backwards since then. I literally wouldn't be here without you. I'm gonna do this shit for you. I love you baby boy. Rest easy.
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@4rachnophobia
@yanskifilms
The laws are to protect the natural environment especially in states that lack regular rainfall, but it’s only an issue when collecting it on a massive scale. So basically don’t hoard dozens of swimming pools full of it in a desert and you’re fine.
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Fuck. RIP Fed. You were so damn proud of yourself for buying that house. Fuck man. White boy from Tennessee forever 🤜
@NotDJDabs
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Has anybody seen
@NotDJDabs
? I went into my garage this morning and found he got out of the shoebox I left him in last night. I poked some air holes in the top and gave him some leaves, a cap full of water, and a stick I thought he’d be okay.
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Now that everyday isn’t consumed with the need to shoot up every 30 minutes I realize now that I have no idea what I want in life or what the future is going to be like
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I really like how the weed tests and the pregnancy tests are right next to each other it really saves me time
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Once I woke up from an overdose in the trap and my pockets were inside out but jokes on them because I’d just spent all my money on that dope I just overdosed on
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Here he is, begging for his 6am dose of 30 bennys
A farm I was working on summer of 2021 had a horse allergic to flies. Solution: he got a whole bottle of Benadryl a day. I’d give him 30 pills in his morning feed and 30 at night. I asked the owner once if they really ride a horse off 60 Benadryl. They do.
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Accidentally spent the last 5 hours drinking triple distilled rye moonshine from George Washington’s recipe from Franklin co VA with a 70year old man on the pier now it’s 6am the suns coming up I’m gonna die
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Something about a tweaker is if you spend more than 20 minutes with them they’re gonna try to show you an amateur porn video
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Not dead but did OD 3 times in 4 days last week. Was held hostage for 3 days in my car at gunpoint. Homeless now. Working a program at the shelter. Gonna take like a year, have no phone. Not dead tho ayeeee
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Happy 24
@bricksoframen
we all miss you like hell. The breezeway didn’t have 40s but igy with a 32oz tonight. Rest easy.
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This the dopeman that abducted me for 3 days at gunpoint 2 months ago. Feels good not to be crawling to these scumbags.
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Stopped taking all my medications and started digging a shit ton of small to medium sized holes
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Gonna put fentanyl in my coffee creamer and THEN we’ll see which bitch has been stealing it
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