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Peace, love, and leave me alone
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I wish I could blame all of my problems on capitalism but I'm not retarded
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masculinity is in free fall y'all I went on a date with a guy and he ordered cauliflower steak 💀
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@kylenabecker
@Patrickkerby58
Covid profits are over, back to our regularly scheduled war profits
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I'm sure if Trump were still President that liberals would be in favor of mandating an experimental gene based therapy that was given the label of vaccine and has yet to be approved by the FDA. They'd impeach him again for that shit 😂😂
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"Just push through and do the most difficult gymnastics skills ever" says the crowd who can't even do a cartwheel.
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why are men hesitant to initiate/make plans for a date? "whatever you want to do" is weak energy
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@McKaylaRoseJ
hating and criticizing men is their entire personality. It's so tedious and boring
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In honor of international women's day I'll be making myself a sandwich
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does anyone else remember when they scared megyn kelly with it lmao 💀
These bozos always use this graphic as if nuclear war is breaking out, but then do a story about the price of potato chips.
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Should media companies be forced to disclose the amount of ad revenue and sponsorships they receive from the pharmaceutical industry?
Covid-19 has become the eighth most common cause of death among children in the United States, according to a new study.
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do you think anyone has ever done their first dance as husband and wife to system of a down
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@ScottAdamsSays
You trusted the captured systems. Others didn't. This isn't that complicated.
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@TheRocsWorld
They're still not hearing him, but I don't think they want to listen in the first place. "It's annoying."
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they work at the us capitol
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California is funny bc it's beautiful but everything else about it sucks harder than a jet engine
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@jerrycurld
On first dates I always ask men if they want to face the room/door. High key sus when they say they don't care lol
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anyone who would turn down an ice cream date must have a sad, joyless soul
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Without saying anything, tell me how long you've been on the internet
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@ThaddeusRussell
@NPR
Hilarious from NPR, given that it only exists bc we are forced to fund it
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guys on the internet will call anyone a 7 while eating a sandwich their mom made for them w the crust cut off
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Was prob put on a list somewhere w these fine purchases 💁♀️
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y'all might want to look up hyperbole but you do you. also sorry to disappoint the vegans etc but he's not a vegetarian at all he just wanted the cauliflower!
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You’re sitting in your garage with the door open and you see a police/sheriffs car pull into your driveway.
Do you:
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oh no the vegans got ahold of the cauliflower steak tweet and they have as much of a sense of humor as one would expect
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@pbourque29
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this angle tells the story of the mental gymnastics that ranger fans are capable of
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if you ask out a woman and she offers to split the bill on the first date, what is your response?
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I'm just a retard standing in front of another retard, asking him to love her
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for a party that won't shut the fuck up about democracy they sure do suck at it
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I'd like to apologize for forgetting that twitter is not a real place and that nerds just want engagement
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@JesseKellyDC
If someone has a mental block in even low level gymnastics they can break their neck attempting a skill. It's not exactly tennis.
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she's so turned on lmao
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@JenniferSey
Many are realizing that laws meant to ensure rights and freedom are worthless when the government has a monopoly on force and it decides to use it.
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@TimJDillon
Because she could break her neck. Also bc of the team format. Doing terrible routines could cost the other girls a medal.
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Instead of dating apps I'm gonna go to Home Depot and point out lizard mfs who aren't real
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if only ppl got as incensed abt their governments commiting war crimes as they do abt literally anything else on a daily basis
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I'm not matt rife's biggest fan but if you want anyone to be cancelled you should spend a day in Yemen first and see what real problems are
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Vehicle registration issues should not be grounds for traffic stops as they too often escalate needlessly and are also used for pretextual arrests.
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I got the first job at my desired salary for the more senior role lmao I guess I'll take it
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am I the only idiot actually making payments on my student loans while they're not accruing interest
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gonna delete the dating app and try to find love the old fashioned way: investigating murders and govt conspiracies
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tell him you want to sit on the counter in his hoodie and watch him cook for you
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how I look at him when he says that corporate media is the enemy of the people
How she looks at me when I explain the 3-2-1 method of smoking ribs.
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Looking for a man who is into freaky shit like rewatching the xfiles every year as soon as the first leaf hits the ground 🍂
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