Machine⁶, Wasteland Haggler.
@ValhallaMachine
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Stuck inside the Machine, awaiting Valhalla. Internet Wrestling Heel. Be the color Red in a world full of Black and White. I'm not safe for your workplace.🕯️⭕
Firefly Funhouse
Joined July 2022
I haven't forgotten you, my friend. You'll always be here in my heart. It's been a year, but it feels like ten since I've heard your laughter. I miss you, Homie.
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@Rothmus Maybe she really hated her job and this is the motivation for her to start her business and strike out on her own?.
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@MattWallace888 Revealing? Taylor is about as attractive as a wet sack of flour. With the same amount of depth and complexity of character.
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@WrestlingWCC Y'all really post some of the most irrelevant shit just to post cleavage, bro.
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@sludge__feast "Difficult to work with" because he doesn't change his writing to fit weak characters like you.
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@WrestlingWCC I miss when we didn't know what was gonna happen at every show. I miss the surprises.
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@MattWallace888 Dude was groomed and raped by the Music Industry, I'm sure that's a lot of weight to carry.
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@kai_keyfur @fasc1nate Maybe, but the government shouldn't profit off of someone's death when they're the cause of it.
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@jarvis_best Y'all are clapping for a politician and their bodyguard? Whose side are you on?.
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@MJTruthUltra I'm of the opinion that they've already altered history. That's why we have Mandela Effects and glitches.
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@TheFootFaultGuy @Rothmus Sounds more like you're simping for the government than you are encouraging people to do something more with their life.
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This could be us, but we're still punching clocks.
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@DrainBamager It was a banger of a match! I'm sure Darby will remember it as the greatest match of his career. I can only imagine the love Ricky and Big Bill have for those guys! To the moon!.
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. Is a flamethrower considered a "Firearm"? Asking for a friend.
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@InternetH0F They tried to get me to tip at a Lil Caesars the other day. They're expecting us to cover the loss in wages from all of this inflation. This is why I don't tip. I work in the food industry. Most servers make more than the cooks do, and a restaurant can't survive without cooks.
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@AllBiteNoBark88 I mean, are you surprised it's come to this? If we could hold the real villains accountable, then they probably wouldn't be summarily executing medical staff.
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@iluminatibot Well, last I checked, he was busy with his mosquito company down South, releasing Malaria bugs in Texas and Florida.
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@TheCovalentTV More skilled than most of the women in the locker room, yet not pushed enough.
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@mjfree @StephHoover8 A paper written by racists isn't justification for violence to private citizens.
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For serious. Any illustrators/tattoo artists looking for a commission piece?.
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@ReturnOfKappy He's always been a sellout. You could see it when they showed his lifestyle on Total Divas. That man was dying to be famous.
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@WrestlingWCC I don't think it should be Bray's song, no. But I'm not against having Code Orange make a completely new tribute song. I know they'd probably do it, as they owe a lot to Bray, and they do great work.
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@WrestlingWCC To be honest, the only return I'm looking forward to is @WWEBigE. That's only if he's confident that he's ready.
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@JobThirtyEight @AmiriKing @HeSac777 Gonna spend your whole life living in fear of a big spooky man in the sky.
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@WrestleOps That's kind of fucked. Sounds more like a cash grab to me. Do you want him in a title match with Roman, or do you want another shirt? Voting with your wallets.
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@Wharrgarbl42 @Rothmus A food truck of sorts, yes. Why do I need more than that when it's just me?.
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@SOTSPodcast I like metal. Gojira is the last people I'd have booked though. They should've went with someone good. Like Electric Callboy.
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@strongwiccan @front_ukrainian Did I stutter? Sorry, I don't participate in State Propaganda.
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@Boy_TwiTwi @insultsrare That was an issue before Elon. But we know who you are without even looking at your account.
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@PuroresuFlow Damn. I was just watching his Bloodsport match. Future endeavors, I guess. Peace.
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Well, 1,600 followers gone because I'm not apologizing. Elites don't deserve pity, they deserve tar.
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@natalectics Imagine looking at all of the failed societies out the entire planet and still choosing the one that's gotten more people killed than college campus abortion clinics.
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