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Thank your lucky stars we got hit by that comet 60M yrs ago.
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Congrats to @UCF_Football on becoming @LeBatardShow's National Champion. @Stugotz790 will present the trophy at his earliest convenience.
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Anyone know the cheat code to get the 30 Go-Gurts per inning on @billygil’s Billy Bunt Little League Baseball? Asking for a friend. @LeBatardShow
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I bet some of my Hispanic brethren recognized Jokić’s windup & mechanics 🩴💥
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Cool little Black Friday purchase: The @minakimes Meek Football Savant action figure is here to warn you that X is gon’ give it to ya… if you still think wins are a QB stat.
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Some men just want to watch the world burn. @billygil is one of them. Make the Billsboard happen.
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The @billygil skeptical figure is here just in time to adorn his gluten-free wedding cake. @LeBatardShow @Stugotz790 @MichaelRyanRuiz @ChrisCoteESPN @roybelly @AllysonTurner
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I replaced the Pope's face with Tim Kurkjian's & some of you hadn't noticed @LeBatardShow @PabloTorre
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A resplendent @MichaelRyanRuiz channels his inner Vanna White while displaying @Stugotz790's #UFC244 weigh-in apparel from the Stiviano collection.
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If there's a storm. If no one else can host your show, & if you can find them. maybe you can hire The B-Team.
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Broth is 80% testosterone, 15% teeth & 5% sweat. Get it:
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Setting my DVR to record @FirstTake 2moro & Friday to see if @minakimes applies the teachings of hot take master, @Stugotz790. @LeBatardShow
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HBO released a funny ass Soprano’s dictionary and it just hit home for me.
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Oye. You coming to the game this weekend? If not, cojelo suave, bro. @billygil @LeBatardShow @Stugotz790
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Well, well, well… the fancy lad & his impeccable hair on CNN!
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Funniest thing from the sports weekend @__ChrisCote: Salute to the guy who not only placed the giant speakers behind the halftime show crew, but also played his wedding reception’s playlist loud AF @LeBatardShow
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Somewhere deep in the bowels of The Clevelander. @gregcote is constantly mumbling to himself: "I haven't been paid for years"
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Don't get caught off guard: The @LeBatardShow Totem of Escalating Tensions will come in handy next time chicanery ensues (or when in negotiations with @Stugotz790)
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I was on the fence, but after hearing @Kurkjian_ESPN’s triumphant return to @LeBatardShow, I am treating myself to this Tickle-Me-Kurkjian with special edition Julio Franco gargantuan bat.
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The “@ChrisWittyngham is a fancy lad” sound is the type of sophisticated touch @LeBatardShow desperately needed.
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🎵Joy to the world, nepotism reigns🎶 The @ChrisCoteESPN freckled action figure is here to prowl the food court & grace our holidays with his 90s ass shorts.
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If you listened to today's local hour with @DavidPSamson, you know that Thursday Chris a dangerous game is.
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Can't afford Lonzo Ball's kicks? Papi has the alternative, buddy.@LeBatardShow @bomani_jones @HQonESPN
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Funniest thing from the sports weekend: the SKY NEWS correspondent doing live interviews while being spectacularly awkward & afraid of rejection. Here's a snippet. Christ almighty. @__ChrisCote @LeBatardShow
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Lose those extra lbs with @Stugotz790's ground & chest-breaking system. Callers are standing by. Have cash handy. @LeBatardShow
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The #1 sitcom watched in hospitals & urgent care locations around the nation will make you judge couches anywhere you go.
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The @LeBatardShow studio is infested with Pokémon. @Stugotz790 @MichaelRyanRuiz @charlie_hulme @roybelly @PabloTorre
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Life will not be contained. Life breaks free, it expands to new territories, and crashes through barriers painfully, maybe even dangerously, but, uh, well, there it is. Life will find a way.
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.@HQonESPN’s indestructible desk is one of the strongest artifacts ever conceived by our civilization.
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.@LeBatardShow's move to ESPNews has @Stugotz790 dusting off the ol' résumé (at least he got the accents right. ) in hopes of impressing executives at the network.
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YES a nipple is being painted, but lest we ignore the fact that @MichaelRyanRuiz looks like pre-scandal Mel Gibson. @LeBatardShow
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Martin Brundle looking for celebs to interview & just missed a career-changing moment by missing Fancy Lad, @ChrisWittyngham. Amateur 🙄
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The Devil may have invented it, but @billygil is sure profiting from it. The jerk charged me $73. after the @LeBatardShow discount! 🤬
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My nephew speaking truth to power. He opened the doors to the school’s auditorium so frantic students could rush in & hide with him. #NeverAgain #NotACrisisActor
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JUST IN TIME for Three Kings Day: Found this overconfident @10DayTony action figure at Ñooo !Que Barato! This thing had me at “crutch-tossing action”
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Which West Kendall legend bunted his way to a 1998 undefeated season? This guy 👇Get the shirt & feel the underwhelming power: @LeBatardShow @billygil
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Why would you want to replace this much comedy with more professionalism? Buh.
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From the vault: Given that the @LeBatardShow studio was blessed today with the presence of the honorable @SarahSpain (former GoD Commissioner), let's revisit her menacing 2016 action figure.
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Not to be outdone, JR Smith wears his brand new @LeBatardShow skin shirt. @Stugotz790 @MichaelRyanRuiz
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Next door neighbors were told to stop fireworks at 3am & thought it’d be funny to resume at 7am… they didn’t know I work for a live events company until I aimed a pair of powerful pro speakers towards their yard & blasted Death Metal right into their cerebellum. Happy New Year.
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🏴☠️ In an ocean of mediocrity, the @LeBatardShow community is the most creative & we should celebrate it. So, here’s the first installment of “Aye on the community” which salutes @wapplehouse for his catchy ass “Pirate Radio” anthem:
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Face it: You’ll never beat @jessica_smetana or a squid overlord at this game. You can always get the shirt, hoodie, mug or decal to celebrate 2nd place tho. Congrats.
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We should all wake up every morning with the general whimsical happiness @roybelly exudes. First step: weighted blankets.
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Great. With the addition of @jessica_smetana, @LeBatardShow leads the league in podcasts with cast members that have despicable character traits. Celebrate humanity's demise:
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.@andersoncooper was one tequila shot away from transforming into the Great Cornholio tonight.
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Looking forward to @minakimes delivering a mock draft in the special way only she is equipped to do @LeBatardShow
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As the evening comes to an end, @ChrisWittyngham would like to remind you all to use the lowest setting possible when ironing your masks. You're welcome.
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SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: May complicate sports updates, billboard reads and overall broadcast career.
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Many, many croquetas & heaters ago: the pre-acid trip @LeBatardShow studio with the blue monster.
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They are quite pungent. A collection of formidable scents that sting the nostrils. in a good way. @LeBatardShow @Stugotz790
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If roundhouse kicks could be turned into apparel, @roybelly’s NUNYA shirts & hoodies would be them. Get one for you. & one for yo mama:
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Our resident philosopher & life coach, @Stugotz790, might be absent. but he left us with some of his strongest words of advice yet. Just. Don't.
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And how will His Majesty, King @roybelly, celebrate his most regal birthday? Public execution? A piñata in the shape of a decapitated head? Please do tell this insolent peasant.
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Let them buckos, hearties, scallywags & wenches know who you sail with:
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Our vulgar store now has the fanciest of shirts. Make your wardrobe insufferably sophisticated in one fell swoop: Good luck getting that song off your mind.
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This creep lived a few houses down from mine. we often saw him wandering by himself, head down, hunched over, always w/ his signature MAGA hat on. I’ll never forget when I greeted him & he was only able to muster a few mumbles in return, zero eye contact. Just surreal.
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🏴☠️Any shivering pirates out there? Fix it with a hoody: or a sweater:
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If it comes out from underneath that majestic caterpillar mustache. it's the bomb diggity:
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The Superhero for Political Erectness also thinks that being unsafe is what makes motorcycles fun, you bozo! @LeBatardShow @Stugotz790
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If you’re looking for expert plumbing advice, @Stugotz790 has some wisdom to share. He also has shirts & decals for you to buy:
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I you’re not partying like this, you’re doing it wrong. Get the shirt/tank:
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