Allyson Turner
@AllysonTurner
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I loved every conversation I had with Bob and feel truly blessed that he talked to me as if I was a friend. Whether he yelled at me about how dumb this show was or how he was never coming on, I laughed and loved each talk and smiled so big every time.
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I accidentally just Facetimed @gregcote and I couldn't stop the phone from ringing. He answered. It was awkward.
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This is nothing short of amazing but I’m in an empty movie theater and someone just sat next to me.
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Well that's official. Bob Einstein confirmed he will never appear on the show again. He likes living. Says it's his favorite thing to do.
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Not being able to call Bob and beg him to be on Celebrity Prognosticator absolutely sucks.
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Just reached out to @PabloTorre and asked him if he's interested in having Pablo Torre join his podcast.
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I don't know why I got so lucky to talk to him and not sure why so many people reached out to me, but I'm touched by every message. I guess anyone that knows me, knows how I much I loved him & absolutely loved every minute I got the chance to talk to him.
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So yeah, I went to the wrong airport this morning. I feel like this is a great start to radio row.
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I swear the maker of this costume used Billy’s face as a mold
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Another example of why cats are the worst.
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PPR or Non PPR?.
Fresh off beating Roger Federer at 1AM ET, John Millman says he has a 7AM fantasy draft and is unsure if he should select Todd Gurley or Le’Veon Bell.
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I loved hearing his stories and that he asked me once "do you have any idea the insane world that you're living?" I loved that his favorite episode of Curb was Palestinian Chicken & I wasn't allowed to have another favorite because he said it wasn't close.
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Wait you might be leaving? Wish I knew this before I moved to Bangor.
Well 2020 has certainly been interesting to say the least. It’s also brought about personal & professional change that comes along w/ incredible opportunities. Excited to make an announcement tomorrow surrounded by my radio family who’ve been a tremendous support system since ‘05.
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The first time I pitched Celebrity Prognosticator to him, he said am I picking pro teams? And I thought he asked if he was eating protein. So I said how would I know if you're eating protein? He yelled at me - why would I ask YOU if I was eating protein?.
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muting this account.
Have you developed any new good habits that you will continue when quarantine is over?. What about bad ones? . - BC.
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Returning to the scene of the crime - so excited. Hope he remembers me. .
I just got thrown out of a bagel store. That is all.
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Just a quick note: I've been carrying the Allyson helmet around in my purse for two years.
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I'll most certainly regret this tweet but I've worked in radio so long that when I first started you were allowed to smoke cigarettes in the studio.
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I just got thrown out of a bagel store. That is all.
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I love when my friends invite me to dinner, pick an Italian restaurant and no one eats “carbs.” Super fun.
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OMG 😢.
Give yourself the gift of the late great Super Dave December 28th at 9PM on @HBOMax. #SuperBobEinstein
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When a waiter hands me a plate and says be careful, it's hot, I have to touch the plate.
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Highlight of my career (and life) - talking to @Nick_Offerman about jigsaw puzzles and hearing these words: "It is so comforting to go on ESPN Radio and talk puzzles. Puzzles are the ultimate sport.".
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I don’t think I have ever confidently used a semicolon.
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Really looking forward to all the inspirational 2018 quotes. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
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Spoke to Billy 10 times on my birthday and not a peep.
Happy bday Toni!!!! @AntoniettaESPN.
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I can’t watch enough videos of dogs running into a pile of leaves.
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If you eat a tuna fish sandwich on an airplane, you sir are the worst person.
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Unpacking and fully admitting to the world that I have a problem
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But does he care about PPR or non PPR?.
JuJu Smith-Schuster cares about your fantasy team, even if no one else does.
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The quickest way to ruin a meal is to see the calories on the menu.
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The best part of the Jamie Farr joke (for those that remember it) was that he really meant to reference Gary Burghoff and when he finally realized he had the wrong guy, he wouldn't stop peppering me with voicemails about it.
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The highly inconvenient ice cream cake request in Miami in July. Happy Birthday @Stugotz790
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I see you know how to cut and paste.
You’ve seen one firework, you’ve seen em all.
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Samesies.
Today is Odell Beckham Jr.’s 29th birthday.
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Several people at The Clevelander think my name is Melissa. Good morning Melissa. Hey Melissa. I’ve yet to correct them.
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Far more compelling is the fact that Chris Simms tried a bagel for the first time at 35. I’m still processing. .
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I asked Bob if he would join the show tomorrow. He said emphatically, "No! I'm working on Curb and I enjoy living.".
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I'm really good at my job.
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Bob: Did you book Martin Landau?.Me: No. Can you come on tomorrow? .Bob: The most important thing to me is living. No.
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Obsessed.
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I care as much about who you have in the Final Four as I care about your workout.
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@PabloTorre @gregcote @HeraldSports @Stugotz790 @LeBatardShow And I had a tuxedo shirt sent to the church at your wedding. I mean. .
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When Bud Grant yells at me I consider it a career achievement.
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Friend: Do you want to go for dinner? .Me: Sure you pick. Friend: Sushi?.Me: No. Friend: Mexican? .Me: Nah. Friend: Ok, your choice. Me: Any place is good.
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😥.
📺DEBUT: The animated series ‘Super Dave: Daredevil for Hire’ starring Bob Einstein as Super Dave Osborne premiered 27 years ago today, September 12, 1992
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Friend: What are your plans this weekend? .Me: No plans.Friend: Let's get together.Me: No. I have plans to do nothing.
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The. Best. Ever.
Chuck Pagano says the Colts got their ass kicked by the 49ers. they played the Rams
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Nothing like losing your car in a parking lot when it’s NEGATIVE 5 DEGREES.
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I'm just gonna say what we're all thinking - I don't get @PabloTorre's Instagram stories. .
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17 empty treadmills. Any reason other than you being the single MOST annoying person EVER, that you have to get on the one right next to me?.
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She’s not a real person.
@ThatGuyZo @LeBatardShow @billygil @ChrisCoteESPN @MichaelRyanRuiz @roybelly Gracias amigo! Whew I really needed to put faces w names. Always confused about Billy & Guillermo being same person. So the obvious ? is Alison a real person???.
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No argument here.
@AllysonTurner @billygil @MichaelRyanRuiz @Stugotz790 @LeBatardShow Disney World Magic this weekend. #Disney #DisneyFastPass
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Certain people = Allyson Turner.
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I know nothing about football or anything really - but Davante getting traded is hilarious.
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Just drove an hour with windshield wipers on. It’s not raining.
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I always have this feeling I left the toaster on. I don't have a toaster.
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Omg life made.
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If you own a Newfoundland and you live in South Florida, your dog hates you.
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That’s a relief.
There are true spots fans or selective sports fans. True fans follow pro, college, golf, tennis and international sports, among others. Don’t say you’re a true sports fan if you’re not fixated tonight on Ala-LSU. Doesn’t make you a bad person if you don’t give a shit.
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I’m still wondering why no one questioned the absurdity of ordering fajitas to go.
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I always think pressing an elevator button multiple times in succession will make it arrive faster.
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My husband - the biggest Jets fan - is sound asleep. I need to somehow hide the internet from him when he wakes up. Wish me luck.
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a dog and only a dog.
Apparently, if you can see two people hugging, you're left-brained, and if you can see a dinosaur, you're right-brained. What do you see in the mountain?
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Me: Would you mind singing the lyrics to Wicked Game? .Bob: Have you lost your mind? Did you have a mental breakdown? - Career Highlight.
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It's only fitting I'm at the last possible gate and as I board Dan asks for me to get the woman who had a cockroach living in her face.
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Ok.
You should only eat 6 fries per serving, Harvard professor says
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.@RandyScottESPN no one I’d rather face in the Finals of the Lobo Bowl. By the way, is this PPR or non PPR?.
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I’d prefer a spelling bee
Hearing @LeBatardShow wants to challenge @dpshow in basketball. Good luck stopping these moves @Stugotz790 @AllysonTurner
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I feel like the majority of my time is spent resetting passwords.
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There’s no pain quite like the middle of the night, half awake, stubbed toe.
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