@kenklippenstein Ospreys mean a 50% chance the dome gets suddenly removed

@intellegint Tastes like the 450 calorie chocolate milk at the gas station but 150 cals 30g protein, it’s magic

RT @DevotionOath: me: this hearty soup is great but i feel like it’s missing something :/ the humble onion:

@earlygirl__ Goddamn genius

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RT @DiscussingFilm: ‘DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: HONOR AMONG THIEVES’ releases on Netflix on February 26. See which other movies are coming soon t…

@PunchingCat Very Fat.

@gayest_tone Yorktown, Virginia. Redoubt 9 or 10. Nice.

RT @NeilShubin: Gene editing technology began by people studying salt marshes. Ozempic began by folks studying the venom of Gila monster…

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@alexandrascaggs Marcus Licinius Crassus or Crassus Curio

@chrisoIIey Genos is for the racist tourists

@TheFoxMatriarch This is why I consume anchovies on salads only when my wife is out of the house

@ZeroSuitCamus Government assigned girlfriend pilot program

@EliLake Hey bud why’d you change the avi

@IssaBreh There’s only so many frames of animation in the series

@kinematografi Oh just listened to your episode and I can tell you I have personally almost run over Rod Blagojevich twice because he is a jogger who doesn’t know what crosswalks are. Also he stopped giving out trick or treat candy this Halloween, the prick.

@CHAPOTRAPHOUSE @cushbomb Thanks for the book, it’s beautiful! My kid opened the package so now I get to explain the Spanish Civil War to her

@TheTumboy My mom always complained that he was clearly just choking on a completely unchewed shrimp