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Deactivated Instagram to focus on other things. It has really saved alot of time and energy and given me space to focus on other things. Now I can completely devote my entire time to Twitter.
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"I'm 22 and I've never been on a date-" toh jaa naa bhai twitter pe batane se kya hoga
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one of my distant aunts who has a 2yo grandson is pregnant?
What in the Badhai Ho is happening?
😭😭😭
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H&M needs to be more inclusive of thick thighs bc none of your jeans fit😭
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all of my guy friends use me to make their girlfriends jealous, yeh kaunse zone mein aagayi main?
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A friend got married in another city over an year ago, and we haven't seen her since because her in-laws don't "allow her" to go to another city to meet friends. Ladies in 2023 WHY are we still asking for permission?
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I asked for a day off because my parent had a surgery and my manager without a second thought declined saying "surgery tum karogi kya"
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My mom made a WhatsApp group with me and my sister where she informs us when dad's going to be out of town for work, so we can accordingly make plans with friends to stay out late on those days. Dad has no clue.
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@pinksheepstan
Same happened with me lmao. I had an ex who would send me pretty moon snaps and send me sweet paragraphs while I was asleep and kept me updated whenever he was busy. Turned out he was cheating on me the entire time😂
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Next time remember if someone tells you they don't wanna commit, "to you" is silent.
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that one situationship which shatters you to the core and makes you stop believing in love is far far worse than the first relationship breakup
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situationships are hell bc I went on ONE DATE w a close friend, & later he started ignoring me, would only give enough attention to keep me from moving on. 6m later I got a text saying he never felt the same & we shouldn't talk. Later found out he got a gf same week he blocked me
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I know so many guys who are excited for Barbie but not a single girl😭
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It was a tweet based on 2 of my besties who grew up with elder sisters. They're far more considerate and sensitive compared to rest of the friends.
I understand everyone has different experiences, didn't mean for it to get so controversial 😂
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Khatam World Cup. Fir vahi corporate majdoori. Fir vahi laude ki mental health. Fir vahi weekend ka intezaar
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holding your own boobs in the grip of your fists feels so therapeutic fr
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this one guy cheated on me and had the audacity to say "I didn't tell you about my other gf because I didn't wanna hurt you" mf whattt??!😭!😭
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@northstardoll
girl with abandonment issues getting attached to guy with avoidant attachment style
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I hate being single and then I hear my friend's bf is mad because she fell asleep while on a call with him, and I'm glad I can sleep whenever I want for however long I want.
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Yaar sorry tweet karte time punctuation nahi lagaya lekin tum log gadhe ho kya grandSON kaise preg ho sakta hai
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1. All the men in comments arguing that even they ask their parents out of respect need to understand that you are never declined without genuine reasons.
2. The woman in question needs to ask her in laws even to go to her own parents house.
contd. (1/n)
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I really believe that if something is going well for you then keep it to yourself. Telling people will always always ruin the good things in your life. Evil eye is real 🧿
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I'm not surprised that only MEN are arguing saying that even they ask for permission, that I have a privileged life (i don't even understand the premise of this argument). And only MEN have liked such tweets. Not a single woman agrees with y'all.
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3. She isn't "allowed" to go anywhere without her husband (except her parents' place) because "humare yaha bahu ka akele jana pasand nahi hai"
4. "Why don't you go meet her?" Her in laws don't like 4 5 friends coming over to meet her plus no guy friends allowed. (3/3)
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anxiety na ho isliye soyi thi, ab sapne bhi anxiety de rahe hain
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Even then she's rarely allowed to stay the night at her parents' house because it's in the same city. So her MIL want her to come back at night. In the morning she cooks breakfast & lunch & then goes to her parents' place, comes back home after dinner and cleans up after. (2/n)
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Girls if you want the freedom to have basic human rights and not be owned by a misogynist then you should definitely not marry
A guy like this.
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@_acheetos
Are you seriously comparing using the washroom with going out to meet friends and family without having to ask for permission? The husband or in laws don't own the girl 😭
Who are they to give her permission?
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ex manager gave work at 7.30 pm yest., called at 12.30 pm today asking "hogya kya?" (office starts 11.30 am)
When I said ki 1 din toh lagega bc current manager has given some work, he goes "kal sham ko dia tha ki aaj chahiye toh raat bhar ghar pe kyun nahi kia?" 😀
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In today's episode of corporate slavery, I got yelled at for leaving work at 7.00 pm. My hours end at 6.30 and I completed my tasks for the day.
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im not jealous of your side chicks, im jealous of the healthy relationship you have with your dad
(daddy issues rizz)
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Big boobs too, most of your bralettes barely reach the underboob.
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iska aadha attention bhi us ek bande se mil jata toh saare din twitter pe nahi ro rahi hoti...
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Everytime I find a song I like, I'll listen to it on loop until I can no longer bear it.
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my love language is obsession and insanity with a hint of delusion
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One thing I've learned in life is that goodbyes always come sooner than you expected and are always harder than you could've imagined.
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being single is great except when you want to be pinned to the wall and fcked hard but you have no one
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I love reels where grown indian guys are just cooking dal chawal roti sabzi and cleaning their own apartment and making it look all aesthetic like yes you'd make some girl so happy one day
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"Gina knows best."
"I'm Donna. I know everything."
Characters from different universes that I know would be besties
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being an adult is amazing because nobody can stop you from eating ice cream and leftover chinese for breakfast
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@dildoswagginzs
In my city guys in their 20s answer prompts this way
"My love language is Hindi and English"😭
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tbh I don't have a type, if you use the right words to manipulate me, I'll forever be attached to you 🥰
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men will lie and betray you for months and hide behind the pretence "I lied to protect you from being hurt"😭
Bhai tu mat bann itna considerate sach bol k maar daal please
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Just when you stop looking for reach on Twitter your tweets suddenly start getting more reach. This is not about reach.
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women of twitter supporting each other under tweets without even knowing each other is so uwu🫂
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@ReelReptile
It feels like after this movie 100s of crimes will be inspired from RK's character and atleast 1 will be reported from Delhi which will leave the entire nation horrified and speechless. (1/2)
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if you're being delusional and you know that you're being delusional, then aren't you really being realistic?
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got transferred from audit dept to finance dept and now the audit manager expects me to work on audits after office hours during the peak season???
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aurat sirf apne pasandeeda mard ko apni mental health k l*de lagane deti hai
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I don't wanna see a happily ever after. I wanna see Bunny leave Naina for his Dilli wali gf because she is hotter. End the movie with Naina going back to being the chashmish and unable to move on from Bunny.
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beti ne 2 mahine se Instagram deactivate kar rakha hai aur maa 2 ghante se reels dekh rahi hai ghor kalyug
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"im fighting demons" and the demons are literally just the consequences of my own dumb stupid decisions
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Waking up early is really difficult in the beginning but once you do it there's no going back. Like now if I don't wake up before 6.00 a.m. my entire life falls apart. I cannot eat on time to all my chores before work get anything done during the entire day.
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I'd let you drag me through hell if you promise not to leave my hand throughout
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NRI cousin returned to India to get married next month, his parents post videos of him eating, having woken up in the morning, etc. on family WhatsApp group. This is giving rich white stay at home moms who keep having kids for content.
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how do you politely ask someone to jam their tongue down your throat? asking for a friend
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The only realistic ending in YJHD was for Aditi who realised that she deserved better than Avi, and chose Taran. Maybe in a sequel Avi would realise the love he lost because he took Aditi for granted.
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literature gf k naam pe library mein photoshoot kar rahe hain sab k sab
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itni badi people pleaser hu customer care pe call karti hu tab "hope you have a good day thank you for calling" tak poora sunti hu
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I only exist to add comic relief to people's lives. I've never been the main character in my own life let alone someone else's. Sucks sometimes.
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On one side, the guy who washes our car every morning was extremely happy for being able to buy a bike.
On the other side, my mama took his kids on a bike ride in the colony because they travel in a car so the kids wanted to have a "fun bike ride".
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yeah sex is cool but have you ever pooped in your own washroom after being constipated the entire trip
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@pinksheepstan
Bro mine had a gf since 7/8 years and he told me they broke up 4 years ago right after high school 💀
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what if all of us create an anonymous instagram account and use threads with that? that way insta mutuals can't find us there and we don't have to work by Elon's new rules everyday
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why do I never meet a cute guy in the train? always an annoying child or a big family doing constant chapad chapad
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pehle mere tweets pe 7 likes bhi nahi aate the, fir maine bhartiya sanskriti mein hindustani mahilaon par hote atyachar ke baare mein tweet kia. 70 misogynist mard is treatment ko justify karne aagaye, itni reach mili ab 7000+ likes aagaye.
Says alot about the society we live in
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"buy local support local businesses"
I went to buy a yoga mat and the shopkeeper started commenting on my body and telling me what I should and shouldn't do. Amazon would never have that audacity.
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Kaam nahi hai toh bhi can't leave work early. Kaam zyada hai toh fir unpaid overtime karna padega. Weekend pe kaam hai toh office aa jao aur uski jagah week day mein off bhi nahi milega. Great office policy.
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@Meemikins
France ka banda french bolega aur Spain ka Spanish toh fir North Indian bhi Hindi he bolega na bkl
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Bhai tum saare k saare pagal logon I was obviously talking about when that ex and I were dating, not after things ended. Har tweet samjhaani padti hai
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There's a reel about a man with a 27lpa package and how he can't find a wife because he wants "homemade food and someone who takes care of his parents".
Someone has commented "why do you want to get married? With your package you can hire a cook and a caretaker" -
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@_itisswhatitis
I have one phone that barely works, I don't have enough money to buy a new one😭
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