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5 months
@citehchris @KRmakeitrain @underupreciated Slip them both your number see who texts first.
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2 months
@teddipasketty @focusfronting @jduffyrice I bet the “push back” was something benign too like “maybe it would be best if you didn’t bring up politics at every dinner party we go to”
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6 months
@New_Common_Law @antifaoperative The average is 5 years It’s not a violation of dignity bro it’s a sex crime. Jesus Christ
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6 months
@ivy_wylder @notcapnamerica Man cheating is the easiest fucking thing in the world to just not do especially if you have a single little bit of respect for your partner. 🤷‍♂️
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9 months
@ivy_wylder The founder of chiropractic “medicine” claimed he’d did a spinal adjustment that cured someone’s blindness… so I mean that sounds like it happened.
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@yeetstreet1775 @lyssmariiieee If you’re blackout drunk you’re unable to consent my man.
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10 months
@chrissychlapp This is my fucking Super Bowl. Been training all year
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@AbortionChat Would give anything to raise that xhild as long as it’s white, has no physical or mental disabilities, and is too young to remember its bio family. However those points can be disregarded if they can make profit off content from it Fixed for accuracy
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6 months
@ivy_wylder @dizzydoinggreat Much like you said,I am a firm believer that men who search for 18 or barely legal porn are would absolutely go younger if there weren’t potential repercussions same with grown ass adults who date 18 year olds. 🤮
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5 months
@CosmicAdonis @Lunch77Beatz Right. As long as the body count doesn’t rise while you’re together (unless it’s what your into and is cool with everyone involved) who the fuck cares
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10 months
@howellstopper have you been livin your life in a way that Keeps it Sawgging since?
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7 months
@barrie333_ It means homie was going after someone else they were more into and it didn’t work out
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28 days
@GirlyGirl694 @ask_aubry Also how fucking predatory for him to go after a 20 year old addict with financial problems as A 34 year old 🤯
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29 days
@TheGirondin @SpamAcc93775191 @SwannMarcus89 2 points. It’s not stolen valor. It’s fighting over semantics of the claim that he carried a “weapon in war”. Which he technically did he served in a wartime army. Also for the dodging deployment. He retired almost a year before they deployed and 2 months before they got orders
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2 months
@notnjx @AnonymousLeftie They’re gonna focus on convictions of young people of color for things like possession of marijuana etc
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7 months
@AbortionChat Sounds like spousal rape to me?
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2 months
@AbortionChat I’m starting to think the suffering IS the point. They love being miserable
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5 months
@ivy_wylder @lordofgummies33 I always feel like don’t hit on women where they’re just trying to do their thing 🤷‍♂️. The gym, work, etc.
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@lilitaliangrr @dom_lucre She doesn’t and when it cuts to the blurred out guy it looks like there’s a mic stand and cord. Bet it’s just some script reading or something benign out of context 🙄
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@mr_pumphouse @kevinmnye1 Don’t forget. If you have an income coming into it, you can be required to pay 10.% of that income.
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@_gliv Baja blessed
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@KerieKeffer @FPWellman The kid on his lap is a weird “positive” to point out considering he’s been accused of sexually assaulting minors…. And lol if you think his family was speaking for any reason other than the personal gains they receive with him as president it’s a family of grifters
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@Woofkoof @RonFilipkowski Honestly this is my fucking dream. Just a mic drop on the way out.
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9 months
@genmnz He sounds reasonable and not at all unhinged. I bet he responds to rejection well too.
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@imaginachun747 @FPWellman He said he carried a weapon in war. He did. He served in a wartime army. He didn’t say he participated in combat. I know things that aren’t spoon fed to you are tough but You’re trying to shit on this dude while supporting a guy who actively draft dodged…
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9 months
@ivy_wylder Yeah it’s absolutely wild. I run a couple regenerative medicine clinics and we get sooo many people who are like “yeah my chiropractor is great but he just can’t seem to fix my (insert actual issue here) even though I’ve been seeing him for years”.
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2 months
@crownedpom18 @SarahLarchmont @jaxxmorr I thought you people loved legal immigrants?
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2 months
@GeezKen @Leipapalooza @chaedria @JosephFreshWH20 I wonder how the Guggenheim will like her representing their brand in this manner 🤷‍♂️. Guess we will find out.
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@kayleehost22 @Quest3300 @EchoLeeNumber2 @anactualwalnut So how many babies have you adopted? If you actually care about children and not just limiting bodily autonomy I guess at least 2. Lemme know thanks
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@markstormweathr @SocDoneLeft lol what a cope. He’s not praying 😂 you guys seriously love going with “what he means is” and trying to justify/create a favorable explanation for everything negative he does or says.
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@TheMidwestFella @capkronos Never forget, she got folded quicker than a pair of jeans. Loved how quickly the right turned on her and claimed she was a plant too
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@QueenOfEvilWit Hell yeah. Pregnant hands.
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3 months
@ask_aubry Yeah the walking distance is so they can avoid “oh my cars not working calls”. Huge red flag.
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2 months
@mattdalpe @RonFilipkowski The “Michelle is a man” conspiracy theory is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard
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@LegalMemer_ @ykkswb Anyone not buying lab grown is dumb. Same stone would be 1/10 the cost and it’s not mined by an African child making 2c a day at gunpoint.
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@JFrancis61 @rique_soaress @radseed @lolatiffhur Unfortunately you hit the child abuse nail on the head here
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3 months
@HaeSicks I’m sorry has it not been allowing porn? All I see is porn
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5 months
@ivy_wylder @squirtstain Yeah normally it’s more of a responsible parent figure hired by the fraternity to make sure a house full of frat kids don’t do the dumbest shit imaginable to the house.
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6 months
@iminsideyu I can say with absolute certainty that the guy who’s user name is sendingdick sent a cat picture
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@Patricia_Ann_E @ask_aubry Ugh. I have friends who stay with shit bag emotional and physical abuses because “it’s better than being alone” and “what if I find someone worse”. It’s depressing as fuck to watch.
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8 months
@tittikitti8 Like 20 minutes ago.
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@AbortionChat You’re not a life long intern? Pshhhh loser. Do these people know words?
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9 months
@xoarianastarr It’s quite frankly mind blowing how much work goes into it, you have all the stress of managing your own business with the added terror of having to “be on” 24/7.
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@ivy_wylder Yeah they’re the weird one for sure. It’s not like you’re demanding it and I hang out with people twice in a weekish all the time 🤷‍♂️
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@Ibrexgx @GerryGently It was a defamation trial, in 2020 during the London trial they found 12 of 14 of her abuse claims to be substantially true.
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@AbortionChat I’m still recovering from trying to explain to her that guilty and convicted/guilty in a court of law are vastly different concepts
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9 months
@ivy_wylder I’m glad I enjoy doing the dishes and cleaning, I find it relaxing 🤷‍♂️. Weaponized incompetence is garbage and I support anyone who is willing to combat it out of spite.
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@bensterrrr_ @Gabriel_David95 @xoBambii_ @codonestarfruit Yeah therapy to get to the root of why your getting overly attached to anyone who shows your a minimal amount of attention is required dude. It’s not on friends to distract or entertain you….
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@Ponderosa1415 @kentuckyliz2 @ask_aubry Correct but still worth a shot to preserve your credit by engaging a lawyer to see about working with the landlord to remove your name from the lease and leaving it on him. Fuck that guy
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@theblossombratt @catfinches Yup. However I just installed a bidet attachment in all my bathrooms and the paper consumption has dropped dramatically
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9 months
@sammyyystonerrr Lying about tests should be a fucking crime tbh. If you’re too lazy or shitty of a person to spent 20 minutes at a clinic once a month, then don’t make content.
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@alligatorblud @th1rt3en_TM Literally had a multihour argument with her today about her not understanding you can be guilty of a crime even if you’re not convicted 🤯. Wild
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@American_Negroe @Mopecore @Mr_RobertM @IwriteOK lol what. Trade for rounds with seals? 1500 yards with a 5.56? Next you’ll tell us you have to register your hands as lethal weapons 😂
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8 months
@bellachaosqueen There’s gonna be a joke about doing a kick flip in here somewhere.
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9 months
@sammyyystonerrr You miss 100% of the shots you never take - Wayne Gretzky - Michael Scott
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9 months
@AlexLeeGooner @eechoooooo @trashpanduh17 Glad I wasn’t the only one who thought that. They could be sisters they look close enough to the same. Gross
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@AmoneyResists @cs_4clo @Daytonanurse @GOP @marcorubio @SenRickScott Yeah dude Scott is very vocally anti maduro and was a big push in the sanctions on him
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@ivy_wylder Heres a snippet from the ACLU: One study found that, over a 10-year period, a police officer was caught committing sexual abuse or sexualized misconduct at least every five days. Also it was the second most reported form of misconduct, behind excessive force.
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@AgentSelf99B @itscarterhughes Steve down at the vfw said his grandsons heard it at the skatepark. Cause of woke
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@LScribbens @ask_aubry Piggy backing into this to say they really love it when you treat them as other human being and not like a barely sentient fuck doll. Shocking right?
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@BlueATLGeorgia @RonFilipkowski You guys are getting paid already?I’m still waiting for the new job they promised on the soros abortion airlines flights to sanctuary cities to start before I get plaid plus how am I expected stuff mail ballot boxes around the country without the travel
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9 months
@JoannaAngel Total daddy vibes
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@auroranarchy “Test video” homie that email is a whole lot of words to say “I want to fuck you. And am gross”
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9 months
@JoannaAngel You have consistently been the hottest woman in porn since like 2004. First celeb crush for sure.
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@JessPected @ask_aubry Bingo. Had a friend start messaging my partner somewhat suggestive messages but still vague enough that it could “a joke” if she wasn’t down (she wasn’t and told me immediately)
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Absolute gem to work with. Couldn’t have pictured a better way to spend a Sunday afternoon! @TheRedDuo
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@em1thy @benduhqueeen I’ve never wanted to move back to Oregon more 😢 yall gonna have to fight me for the lavender farm cottage sorry.
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@zeyzooted Now I want Greek food but there’s no good ones here either.
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@AbortionChat What parts and how are the prices? Could used some new eyes.
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@zeyzooted Greek food is always the move.
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@emmanueljvalle @SinisterNails @ymmayer Bingo. Guys would be happier if they realized the only time it matters is if it increases by one when you’re together and it wasn’t a discussion before the increase 🤷‍♂️
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@ivy_wylder Indifference for sure. It’s like when parents go “I’m not mad just disappointed” but you know they’re mad too
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@ivy_wylder Hell yeah. I’m a firm believer in the phrase “if he wanted to he would” and this dude is doing it.
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@MineDruthers @nick_dece @NeoMacchio @preta_6 Homophobia is the gayest thing… just constantly thinking about 2 dudes fucking and how hot and bothered it makes you.
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@Martel2112 @Bryan_350320 @IAmPoliticsGirl It’s already illegal to vote if you’re not a citizen anddddd most of the confirmed cases of voter fraud for the 2020 were to benefit republican candidates. I guess you guys don’t care about it when it doesn’t fit your “illegal immigrant votes for dems” narrative 🤷‍♂️
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@prncssbuttaface It’s the “hey hey hey” to “whatever I don’t want you anyway” flowchart in action
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@LexiLore Pierced nipples taste like house keys and there is no place like home baby.
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@AbortionChat Exfoliation is murder?
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@CCDOLLXXX they're making people vote and not just giving it to you? seems like extra work for the same result.
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@Pandora_Skye Where’d you get that shirt tho?
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@danadearmond It’s the “hey hey hey to whatever bitch I didn’t want you anyway” pipeline. It’s wild.
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@HighGlyphs @theRileyDaniels @TheGigiSweets @TakaKurotabo She did tell you. Payment processors are touchy about porn. Therefore won’t let us use a lot of these systems and paper checks are the best money trail option still. Reading comprehension bud
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@EJMcPherson94 @PayAlleria @ask_aubry It’s simple.. these dudes want live in bang maids with a culinary background, does everything they see in porn and are a 10/10. However they also have to barely be a sentient being, be a Virgin and not have friends or even acknowledge other men exist. Not that big of an ask, duh
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@indoor_wildling Buttholegate 2023
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@JOJOsaysbreee It’s wild cause she’s so pretty. God forbid a unisex mechanics jumpsuit isn’t the most form fitting thing for a woman
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@awlivv Thank you for your service 🫡
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@CommonSense4444 @RonFilipkowski This is what boned a lot of service people during Covid. They weren’t reporting/underreporting tips (as they should) but it kept them from making enough to qualify for the top tier of unemployment benefits
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