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Sober | DHARMA

Kansas City, MO
Joined July 2010
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Continue to create, & if people can't accept it, do not give a fuck. Them "getting it" is not the point.
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@andyarsonnewton
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@jeremylovesyall This looks fucking horrendous.
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@Wealth_Theory Unfollow you
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@mufffycrosswire Did you just assume everyone in the video’s gender? 😂😂😂
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@EPM106 This looks FUCKING horrendous.
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@GuyLodge It would’ve been a daring creative choice to say—after 175 minutes of #Oppenheimer ’s life, the bomb being built, the congressional hearing—to show 6 minutes of peaceful, run-of-the-mill Japanese life, and then as the credits roll, in the distance, hear an airplane approaching.
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@foradancer_ @FitFounder Lulu pays a above living wage. Everything is patterned, stitched and manufactured in BC. And the clothes are indestructible. Worth every cent.
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@CNN They should be reprimanded... for that haircut.
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@andyarsonnewton
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@joshtenet Just as Letterboxd has replaced IMDB, we must create a viable alternative.
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@TannerBryant18 @Matt_Logic_ I bet you don’t, TANNER.
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@jimrome *they're
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@JoeBudden 's defining, differentiating asset is his unwillingness to dilute who HE IS for YOU, listening. For this, he's an all time great.
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The only podcast where I don’t skip ads is @duncantrussell ’s DTFH; bc he does them like he’s trying to never get paid for them again. It’s brilliant.
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@SaycheeseDGTL @WashedReese Thought that was Russ Wilson on the left, on god.
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Sometimes the continuity of Twitter is astounding. @jtkeays
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@andyarsonnewton
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@musicguyp @The_Pequod_ I don’t even know who Mike and Billy Woods are. Great tweet.
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@_LaurenRCole @KarsonFerrel Just as great minds think alike, the simple ones congeal.
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@PURETRAP I went to a black school. I say black school. I’m white. The school was black. It wasn’t a bad school, it was just majority black. That’s all she meant by white school.
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@JoeBudden @thisisrory @MAL___ I be doing the "Was this a case of..?" voice in everyday situations & ppl look at me crazy..
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@katrintanja hey remember this tweet.
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“Deal with your enemy in the language they understand.” - Malcolm X. Black Americans tried to kneel. Black Americans tried to peacefully protest. Now it’s time to fight. If you’re like me, be on the right side of history. Black Lives Matter.
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Years participating in the Open.
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The CrossFit Games
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I PR'd my _______ #InTheOpen .
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@MyNameSauce @WashedReese @AttorneyScruggs Put one blue dot in President Gardens for me. Thx.
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GANG.
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My boy from Houston was talkin shit. I’ve been messaging him since our first TD. Dunno why he ain’t responding. #ChiefsKingdom
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@aseanlovesme You tell me.
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@NancyTracker Somebody has never been to a war zone.
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@IamAdamKuhn @piper4missouri This is the most inaccurate trash I’ve ever happened across.
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Yo @thedavecastro , this seems how do I say... relevant?
@kylesockwell
Kyle Sockwell
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Obstacle course swimming looks rad. Tag a lane line puller.
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@CNN and its @PlanetFitness colors big surprise
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@TheAtlantic @davidlsims It would’ve been a daring creative choice to say—after 175 minutes of #Oppenheimer ’s life, the bomb being built, the congressional hearing—to show 6 minutes of peaceful, run-of-the-mill Japanese life, and then as the credits roll, in the distance, hear an airplane approaching.
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@andyarsonnewton
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Have always been about it, will always be about it.
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@andyarsonnewton
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@GRCinemaTicket Sicario, and it’s not even close.
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@andyarsonnewton
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@humanfunction @Kowenmoffor If Prodigy was here he’d shoot at the person who tweeted this. He might not hit ‘em, but he’d shoot at ‘em.
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2009 vs 2019
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@andyarsonnewton
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@viewed_ @DiscussingFilm That Alien high horse, that Blade Runner high horse, that Thelma & Louise, Gladiator, Black Hawk Down high horse. Oh right, he’s been doing this forever.
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@VividVoid_ Just like Spinoza’s theory of God. Of one.
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This is the only one that matters.
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Being in my 30’s is dope. My ego has been melting away, and as it does what comes forth is compassion, creativity, and calm.
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@Relentlizz Joe should bring them back for 500 and re-fire them.
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If you haven’t watched this, stop scrolling and watch it.
@NFLFilms
NFL Films
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Fly like a butterfly, sting like a Wasp. @PatrickMahomes believed in himself, this play call, and the @Cheetah on the #SBLIV 's Turning Point. @Chiefs
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@berkey11 Imagine if when Robbi turned over J4 Garrett went with, “I will fuck your mom in front of you.”
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@CNN They aborted it
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AS A DECORATED COMBAT VETERAN I CAN TELL YOU THAT KNEELING FOR THE FLAG IS A SIGN OF RESPECT. ITS HOW YOU DELIVER THE FOLDED FLAG TO THE NEXT OF KIN OF SOMEONE KILLED IN ACTION. BUT YOU WOULDN’T KNOW THAT, BECAUSE YOU’VE NEVER HAD TO KNEEL FOR THE FLAG. #TakeAKnee
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WAIT. I feel myself liking @Nike . What’s happening?
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GOOD THING WE BANNED ALL THOSE MUSLIMS AMIRITE?!
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@RoseWithTh0rns @DailyLoud A vaccine caused her suicide? Fuck off.
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Smile when you think about these brothers. They did it while they could. What magnificent lives.
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If you ask ppl wearing Blue Lives Matter tees if they’re Crips they get UPSET 😂😂😂
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Encourage talented people. Support the arts. Buy fucking books. Applaud for the shy. Don't be close minded in your tastes. Expand.
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My sobriety was a direct result of multiple men I fought alongside taking their own lives. Alcohol/drugs & war trauma is a recipe for death.
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KEEP THE MOTHERFUCKING FAITH.
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When someone starts "An atheist, a vegan & a #CrossFitter walk into bar. I only know because..." http://t.co/NztB9XU4S1
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@qephatziel The flag on the moon has long been bleached white by solar radiation. Which makes it a Confederate flag.
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@emhumm_1 I’ve been in KC since before these wax figures.
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@CrossFitGames I’ve continued to survive on a roughly spherical, mossy rock hurdling through fucking space; within a relatively fit mass of biological material. Pretty chill.
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KING CAL.
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@thingstodo_kc @dominquedamon Ruskin wouldn’t have a fucking tie, that’s perfect. RIP OHARA.
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Last night, a man approached me in the Price Chopper parking lot & says "You're the CrossFit guy! I follow you on Instagram." Only in 2015.
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I started training @CrossFit just before the inaugural Open in ‘11. Tomorrow I drive to my first @CrossFitGames in Madison. Finally. 😆
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@thewrightlight He’s writing from the perspective of a monster. It’s a song.
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90 days from 4,000 sober. Can’t kill me.
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@BartHanson Joe Rogan finding out MTG’s account got permanently suspended.
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In 2020 I’m rocking with @Mathieu_Era type energy only.
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@The_leonie223 @CrossFitGames who spells choices like that?
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@mattmireles @deepfates THEY RENAMED RENO??
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Yooo
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@rampagepoker Joint papers. And I don’t even smoke.
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Rate limit exceeded? FUCK OFF NERD.
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@haltercroptop I read this in Michael Jackson’s voice bc you look hee hee
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@postcrunk I legitimately lose sleep over knowing there are shifts in global consciousness I will not experience.
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I hope the gov’t is watching me. I do some fucking funny shit. I hope I make some poor government worker schlub’s day. He’s trapped in a cubicle & I’m napping, eating PBJs & tweeting BOMBS every now & then so he has to check on me. Hi Harold.
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Yo @Nike if you need a decorated combat veteran to kneel alongside @Kaepernick7 , get at me.
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Thousands in Nepal lack the basic necessities needed to sustain human life post-quake. A boxer will make $100M tonight. We are mankind.
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Committing to the Straight Edge means, if presented with death or the option to use drugs or alcohol, you choose death. #sxe #StraightEdge
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@APompliano Ticket to movies.
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@BNuhgoiyen @_____LaMonae But.. it’s.. been legal.. in Canada.. forever
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Don't get too close That place is haunted
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Just made eye contact with @katrintanja & instantly got a degree fitter. @thewodapalooza
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Congrats to my boy @IsaiahIloilo on his commitment to @RedbirdFB . I can now say I've tapped out a college football player. All love fam.
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@andyarsonnewton
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@FilmUpdates Someday Riz will be regarded as one of the greatest ever.
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Here's a subtweet: BITCH. I've hunted grown men, professional killers, to pay my bills. Talking about my masculinity. FOH.
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If Hunter S. Thompson was still alive Trump wouldn’t be President.
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@RealKidPoker What about cash games?
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Day 11,905: A child approached me and said “I don’t like your hair.” I recently dyed it. I bent over as to be eye level with said child and replied “I don’t care at all.” Regardless of their ability to cognitively process reality CRUSH THE HATERS.
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People in Hiroshima disagree.
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The best things come when you least expect them.
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The big homie @dominquedamon told me that I once told him, “You can die today.” And his reminding me of that philosophy resonates with me in every moment.
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I have some bad news, yung.
@yungcontent
bloomy btw !! 🌸
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I WANT THIS KANYE ON JUNE 1
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You WalMart patriots really out here changing the world.
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Buying @Starbucks for these random ppl behind me in the drive thru bc I HATE MONEY. http://t.co/aJbyibI9fu
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