Andy Andrist
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Hey everybody else lets storm area 51 while nobody is watching.
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I might be a little old fashioned, but I think the biggest danger a kid should face in going back to school is: being shot in the face by a classmate.
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Epstein even tries to kill himself like an underage girl.
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Mike Pence tested negative for the coronavirus but it may just be dormant like his homosexuality.
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Good day in recovery! Better every day. I'm going to get through this. Thanks for all the love and support. It's meant the world to me and my family during this!
Love
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Hey
@realDonaldTrump
"if you're not supposed to grab it , it wouldn't be called a snatch!" You can use that in the debate.
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A shooting in Arizona at a shopping complex and in Texas at a military complex in a 24 hour period. Low numbers but a positive sign that we can get back to normal soon.
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They came for the obese and I said nothing. They came for the handicapped and I said nothing.....
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I think maybe AA should let everyone off the hook for a couple of months.
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Before you criticize Trump for paying for 8 abortions just take a moment to visualize 8 more Erics.
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Someone down there should warn Ralphie May to stop using Sean's material....it could get awkward.
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A good apple
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Sean Rouse was funnier than Bill Hicks.
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If you spent the day outraged about Tony Hinchcliffe's comedy set...just wait till you hear about what Israel is doing to the Palestinians.
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Wait. If they eliminated student debt then.....who'd be stupid enough to join the military?
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How about any church found guilty of widespread pedophilia and or sexual abuse loses its tax exempt status.
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19 years ago today
@DougStanhope
called me to inform me the world was ending. As i sit outside with a full respirator mask, eyes burning from smoke six months into a deadly pandemic. Sad, lonely locked down indefinitely with dwindling resources.. if only Doug was right that 9/11!
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Saudi Arabia just admitted that they only intended to interrogate the Twin Towers.
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The Mueller report should be made public and read aloud by Gilbert Godfrey.
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Three of the terrorists died of medical emergencies during the attack. Flags at cracker barrel have been lowered to half mast.
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I have the utmost respect for women is the new I have a black friend.
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Do you tip for cancer removal or is it included in the billing?
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The only thing that can halt a ‘trucker’ protest is a well staffed glory hole.
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Robert Craft knows a thing or two about ‘happy endings’
This is the Jerry Edmond. The guy from the Raiders game last week who was being yelled at and berated by the Raiders fan…
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Could we at least test the illegal immigrant children for soccer skills before deportation.
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Bob Saget banged his head against the headboard while jerking off.
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If I’d have known how debatable reality would eventually become, I would have done way more acid.
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This aged well.
The only thing that could stop this show is a national pandemic!!
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Someday a very small number of us are going to look back at this time and laugh.
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I feel like a civil war is just going to drain resources from the war on Christmas.
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Please excuse Jeffery from prison he is dead.
Signed
Epstein's Mother
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When I was a kid, a gender revel 'party' was a guy wearing a trench coat.
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Anyone that thinks Kaepernick disgraced the national anthem should have to listen to Billy Ray Cyrus"s version.
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Afghanistan is going to have one hell of a paralympic team in 2024!
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Does Mike Pence realize that by invoking the 25th ammendment that it would make him an instant Gay icon?
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Remember bieng concerned cause vaping was killing a few people?
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I think George Bush showed great restraint by not marching in place while dancing to the Battle Hymn of the Republic.
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At least nobody has to worry about an ambush intervention anymore.
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The secret to a long life reveled.
'World's oldest woman', 128, says she's been miserable every day of her life and her long life is a punishment from God
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@feraljokes
Killing ICE agents for doing the job they were hired to do??? I'm sorry but killing them without torturing them is DISGUSTING!!!
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Hugh Hefner, Tom Petty, and Ralpie May walk into a country bar in Heaven......
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