Andrew Futral
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🎸 In @fieldmousemusic | 🎤 in @marvellesspod | Dad to 2 wonderful daughters & 1 so-so son
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I covered the
@CriticalRole
theme as a new wave song in a major key. A hero, you say? Thanks but I'm just like everyone else!
@LauraBaileyVO
@WillingBlam
@Marisha_Ray
@TheVulcanSalute
@matthewmercer
,
@VoiceOfOBrien
@samriegel
@coldplay
@executivegoth
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@xychelsea
yo, Chelsea, you're wearing new chucks and eating pizza. If you want to complete the trifecta I'm down to start a punk band with you
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@PodSaveAmerica
named their newest ep after my tweet to
@jonfavs
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I fully accept the title of "hero"
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@zachsilberberg
Zach, related to this, I made a fuckable version of the Pain Box out of XPS foam and paint and I'm having trouble getting the word out. r/dune mods deleted my post
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Lots of people blaming 2016 for sadness but our partitioning of time is arbitrary & everyone's born into a losing struggle & there is no god
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@pizzaxyz
@dunemovie
The circle hole is an attachment with magnets. It’s otherwise just black in there
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Overheard on Bedford Ave -
Girl: last night I was so drunk on accident I hooked up w/ that one monster from pan's labyrinth w/ the eye hands
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@ColeEscola
Actually, this adds depth and beauty to an already timeless story. I'm microdosing right now but I think I will still love and cherish this in a few hours.
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@neiltyson
OH OK so a bird's a genius when it does this but when I put rocks in my water, my friends ask if i'm ok and if I think "wellbutrin" is working for me. GOT IT. Nice double standard you got there Neil
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Haha! I switched "steal my xanax" with "Fuck my ghost" in my grandmas phone! Lol!
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A giant “Fuck you” to everyone who thought I’d never make chicken stock from scratch. Blessings to
@BingingWBabish
for the inspo
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Harry Potter fans reaching out to Smiths fans to learn how to cope
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This Tiny Engines stuff is depressing but maybe don't reply to any of the TE bands posts about how happy they are to have their music come out with stuff like "YOUR LABEL ARE SCAMMERS". The bands are the victims here and I promise you, they got the memo
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the ONLY time it's EVER ok to slap someone is if you're J.K. Simmons trying to push a young drum prodigy to become their absolute best
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If this gets 100 RTs I will record a cover of 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' and change "You" to "Racoons"
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Shout out to every music producer who has never murdered an actress. There are a lot more of us than you might think!
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Hey, can you put me on the guest list with a -1, because I'm not going to your indoor show in the fall
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Can't believe the fucking
@splcenter
is doubling down on this nonsense. Urge everyone to stop donating to them ASAP
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If you're going out to eat at a restaurant during the pandemic. You should make sure to give your server everything you own and then drive into the ocean
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Did a lil' stoned shopping and so I made an unboxing video for my groceries!
#420shopping
#andrewlife
#gentlekisses
#unboxing
#Jillstein2016
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@PFTompkins
I added music to Alan Thicke's Parks&Rec theme from CBB. Not sure why I'm telling you
http://t.co/Gpiv9YnCJo
cc:
@scottaukerman
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This is pure dogshit. Bands lost all ability to make money, everyone is sad/anxious, venues are closing left and right. Making fun of bands is a true scumbag move
New project! We built an A.I. bot that mercilessly judges your taste in music on Spotify. See how your data stacks up against millions of indicators of objectively good music, including Pitchfork reviews and record store recommendations
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@YourDailyPost1
Sandra Bullock owns a human skull that speaks to her in riddles, there I saved you a click
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I don't know who needs to hear this right now but: text your ex something unhinged and needy
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@arvalis
@zachsilberberg
Only spiritually and emotionally. This took an afternoon while watching Star Trek
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Death Cab's "I Will Follow You Into The Dark" would be the creepiest song ever if they just sang 'park' instead of 'dark'
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Profoundly worried there will never again in all time and media be a performance as important and vital as
@LauraBaileyVO
in
@CriticalRole
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Post one with the stuff you launched at them, you fucking cowards
More items recovered that were thrown at officers: Full beverage cans, bricks, bottles, rocks, food.
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Trader Joes Worker: Did you get caught in the rain?
Me: no
TJW: Come from gym?
Me: no
TJW: You look wet
Me: I don't have my life together
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if you missed Hot Girl Summer, get ready for Barley Keeping It Together Autumn
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wearing a button down shirt is just you cosplaying as someone with their depression under control
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Normalize 👏walking 👏into 👏the 👏woods 👏never 👏to 👏be 👏seen 👏 again 👏
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the next generation will think "gay marriage" sounds as bizarre as "chicken dinner" just say marriage/dinner you creepy old millennial
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@itsginnydi
@thatmaninahat
This is the one and it's fantastic. 4k blocked accounts just from looking at twitter every so often for a week
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@coolingpie
I notice you bought a different colored light for your amp while you were stoned out of your mind last weekend, how is that working out for you?
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@jonlovett
I'll simply die if the team that plays in the stadium closest to me loses to a team from a farther away, but still relatively close, place!
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@JoeBiden
Sorry liberals but they only way you'll get me to wear a mask is if I need to be near other people outside of my home
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At the Westminster Dog Show and I keep shouting "now that's what I call a dog!" After every dog
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@jonfavs
@PodSaveAmerica
Does Jeffrey Lord steal lifeforce by eye contact or does he have to touch you? Can any weapon forged defeat him?
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memes are to being funny what guitar hero is to being a musician
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New concept: Netflix & Child.
You watch Netflix while the ghost of a civil war era child hovers just out of sight.
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@JeremyECrawford
Wild shape options and eldritch invocations have always seemed to me like D&D working at its best. I want to feel almost overwhelmed with options and not feel like I’ve been there done that after playing a class once, for example the way you feel with arcane archer or rune knight
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I made 3 pizzas so that I could demonstrate my value on Twitter
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One thing that bums me out about the Sterogum/Invoice story is that the person invoicing didn't do work. They pointed a camera at a band creating art that they spent a lot of time writing and crafting likely 2 times over, once when recorded and once to capture that feeling live..
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New song!!!
"Black Hole, Son"
I love this song and it would mean the world to me if you listened, loved it too or at least pretended to and shared it with the dipshit cowards who follow you.
Love always,
Mandy
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Being in a band can be lonely. You're constantly promoting successes and hiding failure and rejection. It's like gaslighting yourself. Being on TCGS was an amazing feeling, I love that there is a community for true misfits in the world that lives on.
One of the all time standout musical guests on TCGS was
@fieldmousemusic
- I am so flattered to be the FIRST to tell you about their incredible new song IN BLUE. Support these talented kind folks and listen at
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I know rice is it's own thing and it's probably not small noodles but IS rice small noodles?
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@333333333433333
It's criminal to NOT recommend it! Luigi doesn't have agency, he moves where and does only what YOU want him to. He will not get help unless you make him
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I’ve mentioned this before but if you’re ever getting followed by an It Follows monster just fuck the monster and then it has to kill itself
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This RUBE makes a song about not knowing Jack shit about his brothers blood and I find myself in a green room with him AND his brother and what do I do? I ask the brother his blood type! Chat, when I tell you the room went cold… Now he is a liar man every time he sings this song
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New fortune cookie game! Change the fortune into past tense and then add "...and somehow that was everything" it's called Taylor Swifting
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@JeremyECrawford
Seems like the Druid’s options shrunk considerably. I think the Druid is just fairly complicated & people picking it as a class less than others isn’t a problem that needs to be solved for. Though “nature magic” being a North Star of the class more than wild shape feels fun!
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Well it happened to me!
I’m devastated.
My Pixel Dickz
#NFTs
(75ETH) got stolen! Big thanks to the DickBoyz Community
#pixeldickETH
#dickDAO
Desperate for any help anyone can give.
#lambo
@opensea
#sethgreen
#BAYC
These dicks were my daughters college fund!
#Cryptocrash
#BTC
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I had
@DisneyPlus
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if a band posts tour dates and your city isn't on the list it's because the band hates you and your home
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I’m writing a rock opera about the experience of going from 150 to 300 mg of Wellbutrin.
Track one: I started Crying on The Treadmill at RetroFitness
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just thought up a cool name for Michael Cera's eventual daughter: Tegan-anne Cera
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Beto said that Cruz was "working for the clampdown" tonight.
For the love of everything beautiful in this world give him all your money
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@jasoninthehouse
I have a few more. 6 - has never been sexually satisfied / 7 - is married to the physical manifestation of 'beige'
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I think the fact that no one in any of the discourse I saw (aside from one friend and one label twitter) thought about the band for a second really shows how devalued music has become.
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EXCLUSIVE: Lana Del Rey admits she is "merely the thorax & digestive system of a much larger creature" yet to be revealed.
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Bandcamp is the only truly pure part of the music industry
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My infant daughter just rose up from her crib, looked me dead in the eyes and said “which ad experience do you prefer”
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The only KPOP I want to hear is that response when I tell my son to do his chores!!
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The person pointed the camera specifically at the band to capture the a clip of their art that they created. I don't think in a million years I would feel comfortable asking for $185 of someone else's hard work. Especially when that band could sorely use the money...
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I’m playing a show tonight at the knitting factory with Cloud Nothings.
I love Cloud Nothings and am excited to play.
I like playing music. You should come but it’s expensive
Anyway, maybe in 2020 I will find my wife’s killer and finally close the worst chapter of my life
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The guy I voted for is about to become President. I really want Republicans to be impressed with how I don’t make the President part of my personal identity like a Fucking lunatic
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