teddy📍in kirkwall
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da2 is unrealistic bc i think hawke living in that big mansion while their friends live in a dirty old tavern, a slum, a sewer, etc. and not giving them all somewhere safer to stay unless they're dating is ridiculous. it would be a big ol family house
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the truly insane thing to me about mage vs templar discourse is that people seem to forget that within the context of the game, mages aren't just a faction you pick. they're actual people who didn't ask to be born like that. templar is a job they choose to do.
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the best thing about da2 is how frequently the character interactions happened. I'll be running around in dai for literal hours and those fuckers won't say shit
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loving fenris means having a google masterdoc on hand at all times for what quests to bring him/not bring him on 😭
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hot take but hawke was ABSOLUTELY in on the plan to blow up the chantry, varric just couldn't fucking tell cassandra that 😭 like "oh yeah he helped anders but uhhhh he totally had no clue what he was doing or why, just trust me. totally innocent"
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actually that's maybe the craziest thing about dragon age as a whole. there are darkspawn and werewolves and and criminal organizations and you get jumped in the road by bandits and spend the whole game flashing weapons around over every conflict...but MAGIC is too dangerous?
"oh no what if a mage goes crazy and summons a demon to kill me!" and what if one of the million crime organization jumps me in one of 20 crime alleys 💀 like get some perspective
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i GENUINELY believe the "everyone parted ways except hawke and his lover" ending of da2 is varric lying to cassandra. dai establishes it's canon he lied to hide where hawke was from her, and da2 sets up at the very least like. hawke potentially going with isabela on her ship
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i still don't get how anders' actions were supposed to be percieved as an objective wrong since they happen right at the moment of meredith calling for the right of annulment. like oh no, he blew up a building to stop the murder of hundreds by a lyrium-mad bigot, how terrible
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varric has the best outlook on mages i think because he's somehow one of the only characters that actually points out how dangerous everyone and everything else is around them so mages aren't a particular concern when the merchant's guild or coterie are just as likely to kill him
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favorite meme i ever made, if you get it i love you
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i think sera is a misunderstood character and i love her but she very very very much is NOT without flaws and people recognizing those flaws doesn't automatically equate to misunderstanding her
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duos i want to meet SO BAD
• isabela and josephine
• ISABELA AND IRON BULL
• merrill and cole
• fenris and dorian (would be horrible, that's the point)
• aveline and cassandra
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i love this dialogue so fucking much...anders and varric friendship is so important to me 😭 varric looking out for him like that
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yk what's funny? I've played literally every variation of dai. I've chosen the mages and templars, made every character love me and hate me, made every differemt choice just to see. but i would rather break my own arm than choose not to support anders in da2.
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like especially if you're a pro-mage andersmance..."oh yeah he totally supported the rebellion and mages and anders and lived with him as his lover but uhhh anders just elected not to tell him anything about it at all i promise"
hot take but hawke was ABSOLUTELY in on the plan to blow up the chantry, varric just couldn't fucking tell cassandra that 😭 like "oh yeah he helped anders but uhhhh he totally had no clue what he was doing or why, just trust me. totally innocent"
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varric repeatedly trying to cheer anders up with jokes bc he's clearly worried about him and anders shooting him down every time bc he's declining and obviously not well :( this part of the game is so hard
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looking for more da moots!!! pls interact if:
• you're sapphic
• an anders supporter
• m!solavellan romancer
• varrihawke, varricass, or varric/solas fan
• do NOT hate fenris
• iron bull lover
• dorian lover
• da2 fan in general
• da fan who doesn't hate on characters
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idk if i ever posted the finished one, so here’s anders
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fenris insisting only hawke is strong and that anders is a "weak" mage, when in fact anders was the only one not to abandon hawke at the behest of a demon in the fade...lol like buddy...you don't have to like him, but hawke has more reason to doubt your strength than his
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"oh no what if a mage goes crazy and summons a demon to kill me!" and what if one of the million crime organization jumps me in one of 20 crime alleys 💀 like get some perspective
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convinced that some dragon age fans would argue that throwing bricks at cops at stonewall was wrong bc it's violent lmao
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his duality!! 😍😍
tweet about dragon age characters like kpop stans do
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hit once again with my intense love of anders and the fact that the worst part of all da2 is that they trick you into thinking you have all these choices and can support anders the whole game but don't allow you to really be supportive of him at the end, like there's no choice.
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my comments have been The Bad Place can anders fans PLEASE interact here i need to make my acc safe
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i love da2 to pieces and I'll convince everyone to play it but i really never thought I'd be getting into an argument trying to point out that it's not well written...because it really isn't. I've never met anyone happy with how the writing or characters were done in da2
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it's not really an either/or situation when the actual argument taking place is "one side doesn't deserve basic human rights" and the other is "maybe they shouldn't be able to decide that for us"
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sorry but i WILL block anyone blithely telling me they killed anders or it's "the right thing to do" like i did not ask and what about me says I'm interested in that
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"terrorism/violence isn't the answer" is a ridiculous thing to say when the person in charge of the city just ordered all mages to be killed. what exactly is the answer then to stop it. like PLEASE tell me what non violent answer would have defended the mages
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if it had happened outside of that maybe somebody could argue more could've been done, but what happened is they pointed a gun at him and his people so he shot first. why is he the bad guy? did they want him to argue and share more manifestos with the people trying to kill him?
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dai party: *in the middle of an intense battle*
the inquisitor:
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and like merrill stays, and aveline, and so does varric...they have reasons to stay connected and varric had a reason to say they didn't.
i think if he's with anders, hawke went on the run, and sometimes comes back with isabela to visit.
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do you ever love a character so much you want to kill yourself
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anders believed his hatred warped justice, but it wasn't hatred that did it.
not hatred, from the kind man who spent his days in a darktown clinic, tending to ferelden refugees and orphaned children. caring with his healer's hands, protecting with his magic.
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whyyyy does aveline's main personality trait have to be slutshaming
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i can get the degree of seperation she wants from them, not wanting to be othered or feel different, especially growing up isolated from them. but wanting to look out for the "little people" while actively hating the most oppressed and segregated and impoverished people is...
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da2 is found family they're just not found family with each other. only with hawke 😭
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@NykaraNizri
recruitment is a fault of the chantry, and it's still not something anyone is born as. templars being victims as well doesn't change the positioning being a non-inherent job vs the right to exist. and it may be dangerous, but it's quittable—being a mage is not without a lobotomy.
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one of the most annoying aspects of inquisition is characters' repeated insistence on a personal level that you are the herald of andraste despite you correcting them on your beliefs...especially if you're dalish and believe in elven gods.
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she's a little hypocritical, but it's with an understandable bias against mages. she should understand that oppression is bad bc she's so against it, but her own fear gets in her way. it's a realistic flaw.
her prejudice against elves on the other hand makes less sense.
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it's a choice they made. it's a very frustrating one that doesn't gel well with her personality and outlook, imo. she can want to not be associated with a lot of elves or elfy things without contributing to the mass amount of prejudice they face.
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i love solas as a character he's very well done and his romance is fantastic and i think it's probably the best one for the story and i definitely don't think he's ugly...but i cannot and will not ever understand how people think he's hot 😭
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adding this here so "the explosion caused it" people can argue with the wall
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now I'm thinking about anders and dorian meeting, and dorian confessing he had a romanticized view of the south bc being gay is so accepted there, and anders saying he had a romanticized view of tevinter, because mages are so free there...and both being like "yeah...no."
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for all its flaws da2 is the best game bc it got a f+tm song for the end credits
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i think one of the things i love so much about anders is that he subverts the savior trope...like so much oppression metaphor media always has the fight championed by some hero drawn in from the outside...but anders pulled a katniss everdeen and said if we burn you burn with us
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"i would drown the world in blood to keep us safe" and I'm supposed to shoot him down???? 😭😭😭 i can't
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you know when anders would make a good villain? da4, after finding out hawke was left in the fade
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what does my taste in women say about me 👀
what does my taste in women say about me?? :3
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honestly if bitch ass corpypheus hadn't come in and stolen the award for best line in all of dragon age i would be attributing it to anders here
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i literally never wanted to be a "[fictional thing] dni" person but i swear I'm actually 🤏 this close to saying "anders haters/mage haters dni"
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one of the reasons i love the scene when cassandra gets so mad at varric for lying is WHY she is. like the lie is contextually understandable and in hindsight it's pretty obvious he would lie...but she trusted him. that's why she's mad
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a da2 rewrite that's the "real" unfiltered by varric version that covers hawke being even more insane and getting up to more illegal shit and the whole group being a weird polycule that varric lied about and said scattered so nobody could track them down as a group
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i’m literally too lazy to finish this any more….anyway with and without freckles
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dragon age has awakened the crack shipper in me like nothing else bc i keep fantasizing about isabela and josie making out
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not that i don't enjoy them sexually, but also thinking about non-sexual life partners varrihawke who are definitely More Than Friends and maybe something even akin to codependent soulmates, but they insist to everyone else they're just best friends bc they're happy that way
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commenting "how do you feel about real life terrorists" on a post because someone likes a fictional character is such an INSANE thing to do, you people are batshit
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anders haters are so fucking stupid 😭 guess what i did
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can't imagine not being here for the dear cullenites debacle on the day it happened. dude blocked me the same day it was so funny
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@vashoth
it just seems so flawed from a conceptual start. like "hey lets control a whole group of living beings by controlling a different group of people with magic drugs that only we have and then making them decide whether to lobotomize the first group or not!"
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@Psychohoernchen
yeah like when you add in the boss of one side is also abusing them, it makes the argument even wilder
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da2 was like. what if we stylized the elves and made them sexy. and dai was like. what if we made them all like like the same kind of twig
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anders yay
How I look after tweeting "[fave character] yay" and getting 2 likes + oomf in comments saying "waow"
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do y'all ever have themes for how you name hawke's mabari?
i always name him after food 😭 bacon bits, pot roast, beefaroni, cheesy mac, tenderloin
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where are all the zevran romancers i need to find you
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which is sad bc conceptually it's very good and i love the world but GOD da2 is a fucking mess when it comes to writing. so many of the stories are rushed, they're all underdone and not fleshed out, and far too many emotional points fall flat.
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every single character is antagonostic with each other to the point of it not making sense - either for their characters OR from a dev perspective, and it's so incredibly unrealistic to have all these chatacters supposedly fighting side by side for years who all hate each other
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god...the fact that as soon as anders thinks something is going wrong, he starts getting rid of stuff. losing his attachments. he's had a lifetime of being used to having whatever he cared about ripped away from him 😭😭😭
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"here's why my hawke killed anders" i did not ask. here is why your hawke sucks ass
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my favorite fenders idea is still marian/fenris having a mage child, but then she goes and dies in the fade, and fenris doesn't have any knowledge about how to raise, protect, or teach his kid.
so anders opens his door one day and there's fenris, with a mage kid in his arms
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this post has breached containment so let it be known anders haters and anti-mage arguments will get hidden and you will be muted/blocked so there's no point in making them except to be an asshole here bc i don't care
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@Sylaise_
like anything that would specifically implicate hawke in something cass would want to arrest him over is obviously not something varric is gonna admit to lol
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like 😭 fighting and death are a part of everyday life as far as you're concerned in game. hell, play the city elf origin and apparently nobles can come slaughter and assault you whenever.
so why is it having magic alone is the driving fear behind everything?
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to me anders is peak "I'm probably nonbinary but i have a job so i can't think about that rn"
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it's so annoying that hawke can't personally challenge some of fenris' views because when he's going "all mages" and anders is like "you can't blame all mages for x thing" and fenris is like "it only takes the weak ones" i want SO badly for mage hawke to turn around and be like +
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anders lovers *smacks this fic* come and get y'all juice
🔗⬇
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the fact we didn't get biceps-out varric is a crime
Concept Art for Varric Tethras in Dragon Age Inquisition
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da4 needs a personal vanity you can use so you can change your makeup and hairstyle without having to travel to the emporium every time
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i love how everyone just agreed both fenris and cullen needed to be romanced by mages. it adds to much to the story
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it would be really fun if old characters came back but only based on what faction you choose. like the crows give zevran and shadow dragons give fenris and etc.
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the fact that hawke canonly keeps a journal of what happens to him...it would be interesting if someone...came across them...and noticed they were different than varric's story...
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