spooky

i need to get a cuntier wetwork outfit so that rival assassins hesitate with me in their sights, giving me time to kill them

@g812176991720 as a teenager, i was staying alone in an unfamiliar city overseas and an old man living above me came down & brought me some sliced strawberries. neither of us spoke the other’s language. gratitude can be so overwhelming in lonely moments

@anarchored thank u i love it!!! it was made by a friend of mine (wizardmaille on ig)

february vibessss

@weardjupiter you couldnt pay me to fight a boymoder. they have nothing to lose

ignore these my boobs look small

me when you guys post boobs

She bugsploded my penis

had an uncomfortable conversation and now im thinking maybe i should not have been naturally selected

so where is all the silence coming from

imagine shinigami eyes but for real life so you could tell if someone was a good person just by looking at them. with Google Glass + CoPilot, anything is possible

heard a @HubSpot employee cough in a gross and sick sounding way #unclean

can’t help but feel immense tenderness for Cioran writing that killing yourself is foolish because it’s already too late to avoid the suffering you’ve experienced

@claraAusculta they should be supporting trans, instead

updating my insurance w the ffs office like "whats your name and DOB" "kit, [redacted]" "ok cool, whats your address" "[redacted]" "oh you're [deadname]?" "...yeah" "ok [deadname], how can i help you today"

@g812176991720 i know way more neurotypical trans people than you