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Married to the love of my life and the most amazing and beautiful woman in the universe💞 If I told you have a good day, that means you're muted:)
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Joined February 2021
@SinekhayaNazo Dated a Russian. He held doors open for me, brought me flowers daily, insisted on paying everywhere, & when he did it the 1st time I was shocked & he said"какие американцы идиоты ти встречала?? Засранеци" Then I wanted to cook for him & he said"American men can't cook either??"😭.
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@no9fine Auntie was like, girl shut the hell up, crying loud asf at our hiding place like a damn siren😭😭
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@Stayconsistent4 And people be like "Just say no", "Why did you ghost him?", "Why give out a fake number?", "Why say yes when you're not interested?". They say "take it like a man" when men can't handle rejection and will throw temper tantrums, hurt the woman, and/or call her names. Like👇🏾
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@negarsadat_ My boy best friend's gf once sent me a message from his phone at 4am talkin about "You wanna fuck now? I can come over rn" I was like "Girl, stop playin on that nigga's phone and go to sleep" 🙄And she had the nerve to reply "Ain't nobody playin here hoe, I'm Scoobydooing here"🤦🏾♀️.
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@AkanButNoJeezyy They literally rolled the baby over like she was some play dough😭😭and the dog jumped in like she knew how to do CPR. Was ready to
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@dessmv My sister's husband was faced with this decision when she was giving birth. And he decided to save the baby and my sister died. He was so devastated he couldn't see his daughter because she's a reminder of what he did so he only financially supported. He's fully there for her now.
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@LaDiovanna Mason probably is like " Auntie, how you missed the whole point, I thought you is a lawyer with lawyer brains"
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@SheerOpulence2 There's so many negative comments under these posts and like, wtf is gay about little boys having kitchen sets? My nephew had one growing up and he's an amazing young man who cooks and is masculine.
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@tatiannamonae Some women are so weird😭😭I literally had my ex's girlfriend tell me "I'm glad you created and healed him for me. He'll appreciate me more because I got better pussy than you". She ended up single and pregnant, and I think with HIV or something. Karma reaches you.
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@qcinc_ SMH, parents seriously don't know today's words😭😭Like my mom blocked me one time because I texted her "asl" in a sentence and she thought I was calling her "ape shit liar" 🙄.
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@_shadeinfull Ikdr😩😭 My dad ALWAYS cooked, and he taught all my brothers that they should never depend on or pressure their women into cooking, and that they must cook when she doesn't want to, or can't, AND respect their cooking when they do. A man who can't cook is basically. pathetic🥴.
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@yungk0ala My mom helped me practice signing her name so she won't have to do it all the time😭😭I could yell out "I need these signed for school" and she would say "Go ahead sign it". When my grandma found out, she said "This is why I hate your hoe of a mother"😭.
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@xxoorita One time I told my white homegirl that her ass looks good and she was like "🤨You calling me fat or something?🤨" Me: "Girl no😭I'm saying your ass looks good in them jeans" Her: "So I'm fat???😐😕🤨" Me: "🙄Gurl. never the fuccing mind😒😒"
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Now, I wasn't sayin that women could never do shit like that. Hell, when I was 5, I was literally kidnapped by a kind, smiling, white woman who made me comfortable around her. It's the way the story was set up from the beginning that had me expecting the men were the bad guys.
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@GabTheGem Lmao, reminds me of when I was a stripper & my ex hated that I was entertaining other men for money cuz for 1, I'm not quitting my job cuz of a little man's insecurities & 2nd, he couldn't even afford to pay for two even tho he tried to claim he could😭men & their insecurities🙄.
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@Oloni When I was about 4-5 months pregnant, my ex told me to get abortion because he didn't want the baby anymore. I said no and he beat me so that the baby died. Never got pregnant once since then and even with special operation chances of me getting pregnant after that are 2%.
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@stanleyliveson Yeah, somebody probably just saw a butt naked man walking with a horse and thought it was a centaur😭😭.
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Women can be predators too, and are also involved in child/sex trafficking because it's easier to bait children and other women in trusting them so that they can abduct them.
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@kkedaa Lmao, sounds like my teenage niece who told me her dad gave her $650 ($300 more than she asked for) after her mama refused to give her any money 😭😭These girls are hustlers, and as they should be😌.
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@Ya_TRC_Ya Niggas really be having that audacity 😑😑It's the best when the trash takes itself out.
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@flyChy Girl, my daughter the other day pulled down my shirt and exposed my bare breast in front of several other people while I was carrying her. Kids are a nightmare😭.
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@molly_kornfeld My ex brought me over to meet his parents & when they greeted me they literally just stared at me and when I asked what's wrong his dad said to his son "There's no way you're fucking the younger version of your mother, young man" . .
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@IamDayneScott I hate it when people don't directly ask me for money and just try to play games and see if you will catch on to it and help them without them feeling like they're begging. Like, I still won't give you any money, but at least be straightforward with me😭.
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@phuckinrobynn @SinekhayaNazo Lmaooo, it means "What type of American idiots have you met? Sh*tasses"😩.
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@_iamtiredLord It's so cute to see young girls being kids, too many kids acting and dressing like adults these days. .
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@Frediculous Lmaoo, reminds me of when my sister was in labor, and when her son and I were outside, he was crying and said something like "I don't want mommy to die. Daddy will end up marrying an evil step mom like in Cinderella with two evil stepsisters"😭.
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@LukeElliottS At that point I would have said "I can tell you more, but you gotta pay ME now🙃"
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@EzraelAni Smh, the dad was just snoring away his ass. probably was dreaming about fuccing 3 bitches and a n!gga in his sleep😒😒
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@CheriFlavour Lmao, one of my guys called me one time and before he could say anything I told him "Why the hell are there doodoo streaks all over your underwear?? You a grown ass man who can't wash his ass??" & he was like ". you're on speaker" & a woman said "Heeeyy. thanks for the info"😭.
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@BancoHavinIt Are you parentless? Familyless? What made you wake up at 6:40am on Christmas morning and tweet this?.
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@YOOitsmerr @sheeshshan Me after he told me "Believe in yourself, be confident, and just. Believe 🤷🏾"
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@SoLaciLike 🤷🏿♀️One time I told a man that I'm picking him up and that he better be ready, and when I arrived he had a robe and bonnet on with some slippers and his bag (he looked so cute🥺) and when I was driving I rubbed his already hard THANG (no shrimp😌), like, who's ready for mommy😩.
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@sofetch_abi Lmaoo, for about 24 hours after waxing the coochie is really sensitive and more susceptible to bacteria, but hey, ain't no harm in letting your wax lady eat you out like mine does.
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@JamilSounds Rip Amanda💔. But why TF you calling her "cracked out" and "unsavable" ?? You couldn't have used other wording?? Or you hated on her? The Fucc.
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@AfroFlytina I poured out my whole life to him, includin bout how I'm basically infertile due to my ex killin my baby when I was pregnant wit her & he promised me he's gon make sure I won't get hurt again, next day he proposed to me, & we got engaged. he died a few weeks before our wedding ☹️.
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@lbrouge Right. I only do strict platonic friendships with men cuz I don't want to be friends with a man whose sole purpose is sex. My homegirls and I may eat each other out sometimes, but our friendship is NOT based on sex cuz we're there for each other during hard times.
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@alliewach Similar thing happened to me one time. I was telling this fine ass girl how fine she was and how she has such amazing vibe and her husband was like "She definitely is a gem" 😩They invited me later to have a threesome with them and I was able to "compliment" her even more🥴.
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@Dreadful4Tymes Wives couldn't leave their abusive, rapist, &/or cheating husbands because men denied women jobs, & when they got jobs they still couldn't open their own bank accounts til 1974 & low salaries. Now we're "too independent" because we make our own money & don't depend on men anymore.
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@divinaxo We had a few drinks and he just peed in a cup right in front of me and and drank his own piss. Told me that it needs to be conserved and that it was still liquor. I'm glad we didn't have any sex before that.
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@Stayconsistent4 NOTHING. Like, her outfit is totally appropriate, and this shouldn't even be a discussion. Why does everytime a black woman does something, people need to judge her for that. I mean, some of the comments are. and they're by other black women
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@tyleernicole She's not a real friend if she was trying to take advantage of u. My homegirls and I will pay in full for each others services. My homegirl did my hair for free once even tho I insisted on paying and i repayed her by taking her out to dinner, payed $300 for her, and ate her out.
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@_m0chamami My stud friend came over one time and my niece said something like "Mr. Ma'am, where's your tool bag? You supposed to be fixing things, not sipping tea"😭.
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@Puff_Iya @evelynvwoodsen The main problem is predatory men who prey on women and yet WE are the problem😐A bartender once spiked my homegirl's drink and I saw it and i---- fucked him up in a way that I can't tell. Men are disgusting 😒.
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@amsvegaa It's like that everywhere in the big cities, whether it's LA, ATL, Miami, Houston, NYC, etc., Sometimes I would just finally decide to go out at 12:15 am with an associate or homegirl, have fun, then come home and eat each other out.
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@AshBTheDon Right. pussy supposed to have that earthy smell or like yogurt, not like flowers. If she got a fishy smell tho she definitely needs to go check it out immediately. But I be eating my girl out and then wearing her leftovers as lip balm.
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@SassyE Maybe it's just me, but running or any exercises makes me bleed even more😭😭And men love to say that women fake period pains to give excuses. Like no, I just want to be in bed for 4 days with snacks with nobody bothering me and do nothing. Leave me and my shedding girl alone.
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@nostalgiaonfilm My nieces and nephews wear masks and I've NEVER seen their masks get that dirty, not even close😭 she deserved all that smoke.
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@MissKilahMarie What's worse is when the doctors lie to you about your baby being dead and instead sells the baby to a rich family for a million dollars.
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@StillAStrangerr I remember one guy texted me "Did you eat?" And I was like "I'm a grown ass woman. Why you asking me if I ate like I'm a kid?"😭He said "What kind of people do you date? It's a show of caring about someone if they ask you if you ate"☹.
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Is this you?
I'm usually one to defend people's old tweets on here. Esp. when it's obvious the person was only joking or being a troll. But the Chef Way tweets fall into a different category. They didn't even seem like jokes. Just malicious and mean-spirited. Godspeed @ChefWay__.
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@twchywtchygrl 😭I found out my ex was cheating on me & his bday was next week so I acted like everythin was ok. His bday came, I gave him an envelope, he said"Are these the CB tickets I wanted?!🥳" He opened it, there were pics of him & the other girl, & my bro slammed his head into the cake😭.
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@dessmv It is. I hated him so much and I promised my sister if anything happened I would adopt her baby and they wouldn't let me adopt her for 3 years. Idk what went on in his head but now he has to live with it and I lost my closest sister. At least I'm raising her daughter as my own.
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@Tosci_Marie In almost every video the kids are screaming. This isn't funny and definitely not the child "doing the most". She is literally humiliating small black children for internet clout.
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@TKgapane12 Reminds me of this tweet, because you can still say no during sex, either because you have changed your mind or you just don't want it anymore. They also can easily lie about you with that card.
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@deeonduh My ex would hit me me couple times and one day stabbed me with a knife and I punched him in the face and hit him in the head with an object. People saw our relationship as "mutually abusive" because they thought we both abused each other when I was defending myself.
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@SlimHeroics I NEVER allow any maintenance man go into my place with free will. One of my cousins gave her maintenance man the key to her apartment and he got into her apartment and raped her but thankfully didn't kill her. Basically NO man should have free access to your place.
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@queenglitter4 My teenage niece and I had a sex talk the other day, and after about 10 minutes she goes like "Ha, the advantage of being a lesbian is not only not worrying about a boy's dirty dick and a 98% chance of no satisfaction, but no tribbing position can get my gf pregnant". girl. .
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@TreJames_ She was like "You sure you ain't got nobody else? Any one of em sea donkeys you wanna use it on?🧐"
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@ChoKolatOnTop I gave him the best Gluyck gluyck hyuck hawk puht he ever had, swallowed his kids, he made me orgasm, I let him move in with me, I cooked for him, including at 12 am, lent him my car, and one day i come home and he's bended over on my couch and getting fucced by another man.
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@otgyana I just wish girls would wait until they're at least 25 before getting a bbl so they can let their grown woman body grow in and their brains fully develop so they can realize that their body is good as it is.
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@7EYRW Lmaoo, I used have friends like these who I cut out of my life😭😭 Nowadays, girls trips go great 85% of the time and we eat each other out and do everything that real friends do. Unlike these Set It Off Blonde Bob Girls😒😒😒.
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@nokiangeI The Reddit threads, social media overall, the game chatrooms, the violent video games, they're all brainwashing the young generation. If people think the internet and devices don't bring a negative influence on young minds, don't be parents.
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@beigewunder Reminds me of when I broke up with my ex, I had him unsubscribes from my Netflix and then a few months later I cleared another device that I didn't recognize and a while later my ex texts me 👇🏾, like😭😭
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So, 35 year old Jim Carrey forced a kiss on 19 year old Alicia Silverstone in 1997, Alec Baldwin killed a woman, Zoe Kravitz preyed on 14 year old Jaden Smith, Mia Farrow's ex husband is a pedo & married her adopted daughter, Jodie did whatever, & yet they open their mouths😭
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@cassgarzaaa You know what's an actual flex, Pickmelia? Not calling sexually liberated and sensual women "passed around" and thinking that having a low body count is a flex. It's 2022, let it go😭😭.
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