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@god_brane @Meatgirl15 congratulations Taylor! can’t wait to live in your walls!

@Feldfrog ironically, to a sapiosexual this hat is incredibly attractive

@ULTIMATEGRINGO rolling in at 8:05 with a bullhorn and a high-intensity laser flashlight

@sabatonfan69 @mentholnewport every drink either has 2 ingredients or 20

@Feldfrog we at the meat factory are so honored, and would like to personally apologize for what we did to those wings before you said all this

@busiaco \_____ _________/ \/

@busiaco this was a particularly bad case of someone being cut in half

POV: you are petting my cat

@jestingtime i just called your tailor. he said you’re super racist

@marv_strong see my buddy Marbus over there? look at that head he’s got. certainly unusual

@aniceburrito easy mistake to make, those last guys were actually left wing: their name said “socialist” in it, which is all that matters

i know i am late to the game on this one, but a good bob ducca list is timeless

@OkButStill you cum at the king, you best not jizz

in the world of powerlifting, “i trust you as far as i can throw you” is a lovely compliment

@awildmaxdisapp1 numerology guys are in on it too, breathtaking levels of schizophrenia in play here

@SweatieAngle author, dream weaver, visionary, game developer, plus actor

@god_brane you wouldn’t be smiling if it didn’t land!

JRR Tolkien’s 3 foot tall, gray, bald, naked neighbor named Gollum: hey so… i read your new book,